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Dont you hate it when...

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j3Di
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you go to wipe your ass after a fresh dook but your hand slips and you wipe poo onto the back of your nutsack from the used T.P.?
Feel free to post your own "dont you hate it when..."(s) on this thread!
Apr 9 2007 5:40PM
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Petey.
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Oddly enough, this thread makes me think this recently happend to you...which is gross, first btw
Apr 9 2007 5:43PM
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killabees
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thread #5 on whiping your ass
Apr 9 2007 5:44PM
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j3Di
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claimer
Apr 9 2007 5:47PM
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Petey.
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Uhh fuck off?
Apr 9 2007 5:48PM
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j3Di
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shut up before i wipe poo on the back of your nutsack!
Apr 9 2007 5:50PM
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j3Di
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thats a cool Luigi icon though
Apr 9 2007 5:51PM
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snowXrider540
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go beat off to it. n00b!!!!!!!!!!!

Apr 9 2007 5:53PM
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j3Di
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Apr 9 2007 5:57PM
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j3Di
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replacing o's (oh) with 0's (zero) is so hot right now?
Apr 9 2007 5:58PM
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Mod
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No because I dont wipe in between my legs?
Apr 9 2007 5:59PM
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j3Di
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oh yeah i forgot you dont have a nutsack to wipe poo on to.
Apr 9 2007 5:59PM
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Reptar
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ITS MARIO MUTHAFUCKA
Apr 9 2007 6:08PM
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j3Di
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Mario. Luigi. same fucking thing, asshole.
Apr 9 2007 6:09PM
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Mod
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lol no I think its just weird wiping between your legs, do you sit or stand?
Apr 9 2007 6:09PM
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j3Di
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im not gonna tell you how i wipe my ass you sick fuck.
i stand and wipe down.
Apr 9 2007 6:12PM
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*monsterskier*
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isnt that mario?
Apr 9 2007 6:12PM
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j3Di
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why dont you read the damn thread before you ask questions?
Apr 9 2007 6:13PM
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Mod
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I'm sick?! you're talking about wiping shit on your nutsack you idiot, heres an idea dont be a dumbass and dont wipe in between your legs.
Apr 9 2007 6:13PM
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Reptar
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luigi is a stupid cunt... mario fuckin pwns noobs
Apr 9 2007 6:14PM
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j3Di
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You are mistaken. Luigi is clearly superior.
just scope the difference in height and mustache.

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Apr 9 2007 6:16PM
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j3Di
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but anyway you guys are getting off topic.
lets get back to the matter at hand.
dont you hate when you wipe steaming hot shit onto the back of yer sack?
Apr 9 2007 6:17PM
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snowXrider540
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yeah it is actually. n00b!!!!

oh and you suck at life. whore.
Apr 9 2007 6:18PM
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j3Di
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your mom is the whore becuase i pay her for sex.
im not kidding. tell her to call me back please.
Apr 9 2007 6:20PM
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j3Di
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Apr 9 2007 6:28PM
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j3Di
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^
Apr 9 2007 6:58PM
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davyjones
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your just trying to get your post cout up..postwhore
Apr 9 2007 7:06PM
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j3Di
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this is a serious thread. it is for people would post their opinions on the matter at hand. and post their own experiences.
Apr 9 2007 7:26PM
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j3Di
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it is for people TO (typo correction. "would" wtf?) post their opinions.
Apr 9 2007 7:27PM
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twistedxfaith
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oh yes, that happens to me all the time, because I have balls and all
Apr 9 2007 7:29PM
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melskiis
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thats disgusting
Apr 9 2007 7:29PM
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j3Di
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^ oh cmon ladies.. dont hate.
its ok if you dont have a sack, ill wipe poo on you anytime you want.
just give me a call. you know the number.
Apr 9 2007 7:31PM
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Arabian.
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Your a fucking idiot guy. You wipe front to back so you don't get poo on your sack, or in this case, your gaping wooly mammoth of a vagina.

And yes, it does matter whether it is Mario or Luigi. Your just too much of a stupid fuck to realized that.
Apr 9 2007 7:32PM
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Sno.
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i just loved that you posted your cell phone number on your first day as a member.
Apr 9 2007 7:33PM
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j3Di
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check it bro - if i had a "gaping wooly mammoth of a vagina", how could i make a thread about poop on the back of my NUTSACK?
lets leave your mom's gaping wooly mammoth of a vagina out of this discussion please. no one needs to picture that.

and mario is a bitch. we all know Luigi caps bitches daily, and Mario's so called "Princess Peach" cheats on Mario w/ his own brother, LUIGI! every night.
Apr 9 2007 7:36PM
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j3Di
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what a moron. yeah.... go ahead and try to call me at the number i posted on the cell phone thread...

how does it even look like a real number to you?

j3Di*
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Wannabe
Apr 9 2007
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Quote Reply (798)420-1234
Apr 9 2007 7:37PM
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Sno.
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oh sorry. i didnt actually look at the number, seeing as i had no intention on ever calling you.
Apr 9 2007 7:39PM
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Arabian.
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My mom died when I was 11 in 9/11 you douchebag.
Apr 9 2007 7:40PM
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j3Di
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ok ill just call you every night at 3:74 am
Apr 9 2007 7:44PM
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j3Di
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Apr 9 2007 7:48PM
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Sno.
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wouldnt that mean that you, too would need to be awake at 4:14 am?

you'd just be punishing yourself
Apr 9 2007 7:51PM
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j3Di
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fuck.
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Apr 9 2007 7:51PM
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j3Di
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i have insomnia. ill be awake at 3:74am, and ill call ya baby.
Apr 9 2007 7:52PM
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j3Di
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just kidding. but i'd probably be awake.
Apr 9 2007 7:52PM
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Sno.
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yeah me too :(
Apr 9 2007 7:54PM
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adam.
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you are a fucking post whore
Apr 9 2007 7:54PM
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j3Di
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says the man with 2004 posts
Apr 9 2007 7:58PM
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j3Di
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bump
Apr 9 2007 8:43PM
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Mod
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Yeah but hes been here for 8 months you have been here for 1 day at the rate youre going youll have 2004 posts in 20 days so shut the fuck up
Apr 9 2007 8:45PM
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j3Di
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in all seriousness -
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Apr 9 2007 8:48PM
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Mod
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That hurts
Apr 9 2007 8:50PM
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