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Someone peed in my bed

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TWoods
Posts: 10014 - Karma: 8,385
That's why I am awake.

I don't know how to react.

the hoody that my girfriend gave me is soaked in someone else's urine

I am awestruck
Apr 9 2007 4:59AM
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C.R.420
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 28
party?



fuck, i need to go to sleep its so late
Apr 9 2007 5:01AM
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TWoods
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my roomates started drinking at 2 pm. 

not really a party though, I guess
Apr 9 2007 5:12AM
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010
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HAHA
Apr 9 2007 6:36AM
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aja_kiki
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haha sucker
Apr 9 2007 8:27AM
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prosnurfer
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one day 2 of my friends broke in to my house and ate my food and wached my tv and peed in my bed whne i wasn't home. sucked balls
Apr 9 2007 10:09AM
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kepler.
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did any of the pee get on you. if so i can relate. sucks man
Apr 9 2007 10:28AM
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duhamelski
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ive been on the peeing end before. i pissed on a kids head while he was sleeping. just have a sense of humor about it and you have a fre epass to do whatever you want to him now
Apr 9 2007 10:29AM
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pns513
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that's fuckin hilarious
Apr 9 2007 1:14PM
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errrka
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ewww. i would wash everything ASAP twice, at LEAST. and then deal with it.
Apr 9 2007 1:16PM
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CTD
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haha word on the freepass.
Apr 9 2007 2:14PM
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velocicunt
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eeeeewwwwwww... hahaha sucks for you fag

my friend amanda once wet her bed, i made fun of her forever
Apr 10 2007 5:55PM
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j3Di
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thats a bummer man. are you sure it wasnt R. Kelly?
Apr 10 2007 5:58PM
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andrewg
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thats hilarious
Apr 10 2007 6:49PM
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da-bling
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sucks but its real funny
Apr 10 2007 7:04PM
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TheButterHashira
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my bad
Apr 10 2007 7:37PM
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Benson23
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thats dirty kinda funny that someone pissed in ur bed though
Apr 10 2007 8:26PM
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Jibbin_the_717
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ha just go piss in the dudes car
Apr 10 2007 10:04PM
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spere
Posts: 6105 - Karma: 248
haha that sucks

definately got to get him back
Apr 10 2007 10:08PM
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GetPitted
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Wow I lol'd...hard
Apr 10 2007 10:28PM
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0123456789
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that sucks dood one time at mt hood we made this kid piss his bed 2 times in one night by ducttaping a bag of warm water to his hand
Apr 11 2007 11:51PM
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shaked
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I started laughing immediately when I opened this thread and I haven't stopped yet. Fucking hilarious.
Apr 11 2007 11:57PM
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Lé.Skiing
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i once pee'd on some guy in the bar, he was talking shit so i whipped out my cock and started pissing in his face... needless to say i got kicked out of the bar, but it was well worth it
Apr 12 2007 12:02AM
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skiierman
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^ Hahaha, did you yell out, "THIS IS GOLDEN SHOWER!!!!"
Apr 12 2007 12:03AM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
no, i was like Dude, fuck you i'm gonna piss on you.. and he didnt beleive me, so BAM! i showed him
Apr 12 2007 12:14AM
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K2skipunk
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i think i might just do that anyways, good idea mang
Apr 12 2007 12:35AM
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Darc686
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hahahahah.  your gf gave you a golden shower.  then dipped.  hahahhaha
Apr 12 2007 8:34AM
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STACKS
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shit happens when you party naked
Apr 12 2007 5:06PM
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anna*
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oh god...how did you come up with that??!
Apr 12 2007 7:03PM
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skiierman
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He was naked... claiming so hard on the phone.
Apr 15 2007 8:57PM
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JayDope
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someone broke into my friends house down the shore, and cooked food, then threw it all over the house, and then shit on his carpet, and wiped his ass with their pillows, and got away with the priceless super nintendo with all of the games!!
Apr 15 2007 9:21PM
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Lé.Skiing
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I love to party naked... except once i accidently waltzed into a gay bar.. i got some dirty looks... others never gave me a dirty look it wasnt before long that i realized what i'd done...
Apr 15 2007 10:07PM
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-justice-
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yeah that happened to my sock bin once. that was the worst thing ever to come home to.
Apr 15 2007 10:26PM
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linemaverick16
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It just gives you permission to return the favor
Apr 15 2007 10:54PM
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xAtticusx
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well isnt that a pleasant surprise
Apr 16 2007 12:10AM
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