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Anybody born with any birth defects?

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1080ski
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Was anybody here born with any cool/strange birth defects?
Apr 8 2007 5:48PM
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Albrecht.
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were you born with a detachable ass too?
Apr 8 2007 8:16PM
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Mat.
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I was born with a severe hearing loss, it sucks.
and it makes me seem like a total weirdo.
Apr 8 2007 8:19PM
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user098123
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a friend of mine was born with 12 fingers and 12 toes. His extra 'pinkies' were cut off on his hands and they cut off his 5th toe on each foot for extra growing room so he has 1,2,3,4,6 on his feet.

As for me, I'm pretty much legit I think.
Apr 8 2007 8:21PM
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SpankyAnalWhore
Posts: 500 - Karma: 10
Im a twin, not identical though, but we look like we are.
Apr 8 2007 8:26PM
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nedward
Posts: 841 - Karma: 15
my friend has webbed toes its so funny...im not even kidding
Apr 8 2007 8:27PM
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stinkypoodangle
Posts: 1322 - Karma: 33
when i experience high stress a greenish puss oozes out of the inner corners of my eyes.
Apr 8 2007 8:31PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
im a hermaphrodite
Apr 8 2007 8:33PM
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4frnt1440
Posts: 130 - Karma: 10
my brother has down syndrom he has really little ears
Apr 8 2007 8:37PM
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bowlripper
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laazzzyy eyee
Apr 8 2007 8:40PM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
i have a baby arm, it is great for fisting and has secured me a lucrative career in pornography.

not. I do have two tiny extra nipples tho.
Apr 8 2007 8:48PM
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lushlaxstr
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3ft cock
Apr 8 2007 9:00PM
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MissMontana
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Ah i have that problem too!
I was born early and came out with a cold, meaning I had and will always have a severly weak immune system. My eardruns weren't formed by birth so I have completely fake tubes, eardrums, everything. As a result my right ear has significant (sp?) hearing loss. People fuck with me all the time and whisper in that ear and I have no idea. Fucking pisses me off. It slowed my auditory growth, so there are words that I cant say right because I never learned to pronounce them right and I have a studder sometimes. Yay for my speech pathologist!!!
My knees were bent at an odd angle, resulting in loose MCLs.
Lastly, I have ADHD, dyslexia, and like 50 other LDs.
I'm a fucking mess.
Apr 8 2007 9:26PM
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Sean...M
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so you have no adrenaline?
Apr 8 2007 9:29PM
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marsland
Posts: 3150 - Karma: 421

OOPS sorry, it was my turn to hold you and you know how i cant catch anything.  my bad.  butterfingers

Apr 8 2007 10:05PM
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HHB
Posts: 683 - Karma: 14
yes i was born with an extremely large penis
Apr 8 2007 10:20PM
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mothaeast
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fuck every single one of you. don't you think i feel bad enough knowing i'll never be a brain surgeon???

Yeah, I shake, and I have too many cells in the lens of my right eye, meaning everything i see out of my right eye is super blurry.
Apr 8 2007 10:21PM
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Shpadoinkle
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i hope he is a competitive swimmer.
Apr 8 2007 10:28PM
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Lé.Skiing
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i think that hallo person was born mentally challenged
Apr 8 2007 10:31PM
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skipillager
Posts: 1275 - Karma: 20
sorry to hear that man if it's true.

i was born a lil permature, with heart complications, and sorta gotta live with meds. people have it worse though.

and i have asthma.
Apr 8 2007 10:33PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
dylan was born with a stub a instead of penis. technecly not a penis of a vagina
Apr 8 2007 10:35PM
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skipillager
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nahhh man i get where you're comming from.
i drum and i used to NEVER wear earplugs or the huge headphones. so my hearings decreased by a tad.
Apr 8 2007 10:36PM
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Lé.Skiing
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i was born with an abnormally large penis
Apr 8 2007 10:39PM
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SpankyAnalWhore
Posts: 500 - Karma: 10
I dont beleive you. lets see a picture

haha jk jk
Apr 8 2007 10:42PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
i have an extremely sm--- large penis
Apr 8 2007 10:44PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
i have acute thrombocytopenia, which isnt a birth defect so much but i was born with it
Apr 8 2007 10:45PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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i have red hair.
Apr 8 2007 10:46PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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oh and im super duckfooted. i can turn my ankles backwards and i cant do any tricks that require crossing skis....gay
Apr 8 2007 10:47PM
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Lé.Skiing
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i would, but i dont want to get banned, and its too big to fit in any picture...
Apr 8 2007 10:50PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
dude that sucks
i cant do ski crossing shit either but thas just me inflexible thighs and sometimes i have a boner for no reason u know u all get em and then i totally cant cross my skis its pretty hommosexual
Apr 8 2007 10:51PM
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skipillager
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wait your asian? have you been the one callin my cell, mr. fuckednuts???
Apr 8 2007 10:52PM
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quixotic
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I was born with gill like things on my neck and can somewhat breathe under water for up to 10 minutes at a time.
Apr 8 2007 11:00PM
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Lé.Skiing
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i dont(want to) beleive you
Apr 8 2007 11:02PM
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petek
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apparently this guy was born retarded, how is that funny? Detachable ass, LMAO? This is something pre-schoolers come up with if we told them swear words...actually that sounds like a good idea.
Apr 8 2007 11:07PM
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Dosh
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i knew you would see this eventually. dont worry, ian. at least you weren't born with down syndrome and aren't extremely dyslexic like matt.
Apr 8 2007 11:23PM
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2+2=5
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i have this sac like structure which resides outside of my body.
Apr 8 2007 11:31PM
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fuzz.
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 47
can i drink you?
Apr 8 2007 11:38PM
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charmander
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o and i jsut remembered, it may have to do w/ depression but i have insomnia too
Apr 8 2007 11:43PM
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Kitzrow
Posts: 574 - Karma: 94
no joke, one of my friends has two assholes.
Apr 8 2007 11:44PM
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skipillager
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nope i've already claimed him.
Apr 8 2007 11:45PM
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Lé.Skiing
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i bet ones his mouth cause he totally just speiwed shit to you when he told you that...
Apr 8 2007 11:47PM
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Kitzrow
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I wish. He's forcefully showed a bunch of us one day. So nasty to think about, but it was like, the real one, and then one minor one..hahahaa
Apr 8 2007 11:48PM
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Black-Bandanna
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[e]heath was born without a heart.....or a penis for that matter.
Apr 8 2007 11:48PM
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fuzz.
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thats rough
Apr 8 2007 11:51PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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oh yeah and i twitch and i cant keep a steady hand...id never make it with ninthward, id never be able to hit the gapers with my 9!
if someone pokes me from behind il jump about 10 feet...i need to get the fixed cause if even if someone pretends to throw a bag at me i twitch out...im fucked
Apr 8 2007 11:55PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Read some of his posts and you'll see my reasoning.
Apr 8 2007 11:55PM
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skipillager
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Anyone with huge ass hairy moles on their face??

Austin Powers was just on.. hahah.
Apr 9 2007 12:05AM
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bigwhite.steeze
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i got a small one on my cheak but its not really noticable, looks more like a freckle...oh and its not hairy
Apr 9 2007 12:09AM
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Kitzrow
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hahahaha...my friend Dan had one the was like, bigger than a quarter right on his neck. We made fun of him SO much for it. Eventually, he got a surgically removed because it "might have been cancer", but we all know why he really did it..
Apr 9 2007 12:11AM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
no, but i have a hairy ass... but i'm pretty sure thats not a birth defect... but a strain in the male DNA that makes us get sasquatch hairy asses
Apr 9 2007 12:11AM
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