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EastCoastPride
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Quickchat at 9:12 this morning:

fred_reykdal:
anyone know where i can get pics of the head mojos or new oakley skis?


This coming with a thread blatantly stating that the Osama Pros are sold out and that there aren't any pictures.


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Jul 9 2003 9:01AM
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pag
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hahahahaha!
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Jul 9 2003 9:10AM
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*Neil
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any one here word on the Sadam Pro model? i think it is oakleys big mountin ski
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Jul 9 2003 9:36AM
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Sean14456
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sadamm pro model was cancled do to foreign policy inflictions, there is still that last pair of osama pros in a cave tho.


and i am selling mine
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Jul 9 2003 9:37AM
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woodencrate83
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sean, if i bought the osamas from u, would i get the free ghetto thugged out tanner hall bling bling that comes with the skis? cause without that, i don't think i would be able to ski like tanner...
Jul 9 2003 9:51AM
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EastCoastPride
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The Osamas are 115 mm at the waist, I think. But the Saddams were supposed to be even fatter, like 125 mm.


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Jul 9 2003 9:58AM
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timber
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I thought they were 115cm and 125cm. Oakley is progressing the sport with superwide skis.
Jul 9 2003 10:02AM
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ahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

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Jul 9 2003 11:29AM
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petek
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that oakley thing is wrong on so many levels


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Jul 9 2003 12:06PM
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mommy
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the saddams where going to have mustaches. areodynamic mustaches.
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Jul 9 2003 1:20PM
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D-40
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whos the numer one adn two?
Jul 9 2003 1:37PM
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*Neil
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SHit i just found out oakley also as the hittler model now!!! there bringing it back to the 30s, and making an all wood ski with leather lace bindings, should be dope
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jul 9 2003 1:40PM
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NH_LiNe
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both ski models also come with a free gun to shit yourself in the head with after you go down the mountain

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Jul 9 2003 1:43PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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i heard the leather bindings are super light and don't pre release EVER.

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Jul 9 2003 1:44PM
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Sean14456
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alright guys, ive just recieved all the prototype models of the oakley skis in, and neils on the money with the hitlers, its a pretty facist lineup if you ask me.....

and you guys were off on the dimensions of the sadamms and osamas
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Jul 9 2003 3:43PM
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lanks
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word on the street is that smith is releasing the castro's to compete with the new oakley line. may be just a rumor, though.


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Jul 9 2003 3:55PM
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Sean14456
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just a rumor, they were just trying to scare off consumers
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Jul 9 2003 4:12PM
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lanks
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yeah thats kinda what i thought...


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Jul 9 2003 4:14PM
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Jibtech
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Volcom is making skis, I'm serious.
Jul 9 2003 4:34PM
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gambino500014
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no.

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Jul 9 2003 4:52PM
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you need the wide skis to handle anything: pow, crud, sand, land mines, etc. I heard Osama will be on the Septembre cover of Freeze grinding a tank with the Oakleys.

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Jul 9 2003 5:40PM
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BrodyLeven
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^ yeah. and I heard that he was going to come out to our goverment while he's at it.

NO, that's obviously a rumor. He didn't have any help in the design of the ski, I don't believe.


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Jul 9 2003 5:42PM
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TheProfitSkier
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im not sure they are even making any of these skis
Jul 9 2003 5:53PM
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Ghost
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Volcom is starting to sponsor riders and put together a team. My friend may be getting a ski sponsorshop from them.

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Jul 9 2003 5:55PM
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schlonginator
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Volcom huh? Their pro team could never compete against the Oakley pro team because they would get killed. The osama pros are the sickest skis eva!




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NH_Line:ya oakleys skis are no rumor!!!!!!!!! offffff the hook, the are coming out with the Osama Pros, and t-hall is leaving Armada to ride them, they also will come with a free bling bling necklace

ArmadaFreerider8:Where can you get a pic of the new oakley skis?

Ds91260: i already got my osama pros, i stole them from a cave in afganistan

ArmadaFreerider8: Why would tanner hall leave armada after he just helped start it
Jul 9 2003 8:23PM
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Jibtech
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nah chirs ward and the lopez brothers are gonna quit surfing and start the volcom ski team, I guess they all shred on skis pretty hard.
Jul 9 2003 9:07PM
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The_Professor
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fuck yeah true story, i saw andy irons ( volcom surfer ranked #1) at vail the dude was pulling 900 opposite tail grabs in the pipe, volcom should fucking start a ski team

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respond: gee officer your eyss look glazed have you been eating doughnuts?

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Jul 9 2003 9:18PM
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heres the new oakley ski guys...




Jul 9 2003 9:59PM
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The_Professor
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fuck yeah man, look at osamas hat!!! oakley is making turbans A.K.A camel jockey helmets

when an officer pulls you over: gee son your eyes look red, have you been drinking?
respond: gee officer your eyss look glazed have you been eating doughnuts?

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: 'Mankind'. Basically, it's made up of two separate words - 'mank' and 'ind'. What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten, please think of the kittens
Jul 9 2003 10:02PM
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*Neil
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see skiing is bringing the world together
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jul 9 2003 10:09PM
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switchskier88
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Damn i want one of those turbans
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Jul 9 2003 10:27PM
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Jibtech
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I raided the oakley factory and found this, I think its the graphic for the osamas for the year after next!


Jul 10 2003 4:37AM
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five0
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do u think stalin would ride skiboards?

but anyways, i heard next year that theyre adding an beard for the tails,its suppose to give u softer landing and throws up a nice rooster tail
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Jul 10 2003 7:10AM
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Capurnicus
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man...i can't wait to get my hands on those...or crotch...or whatever

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Jul 10 2003 7:30AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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what about the hitler pro model? i think that those are the ones with the mustaches. they have the nozi sign on them

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Jul 10 2003 9:36AM
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Sean14456
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jibtech is right. sadly the secret is out, those are the real graphics for the osama pros..... good work dave
-sean
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Jul 10 2003 9:51AM
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EastCoastPride
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Yeah, thanks for ruining all of Oakley's marketing techniques for the next year and a half. Jerk.


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Jul 10 2003 11:02AM
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EastCoastPride
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Oh, yeah, I already O-Formed myself a pair.


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Jul 10 2003 11:02AM
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NH_LiNe
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those are sick u have some mad photoshop skill


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NH_Line:ya oakleys skis are no rumor!!!!!!!!! offffff the hook, the are coming out with the Osama Pros, and t-hall is leaving Armada to ride them, they also will come with a free bling bling necklace

ArmadaFreerider8:Where can you get a pic of the new oakley skis?

Ds91260: i already got my osama pros, i stole them from a cave in afganistan

ArmadaFreerider8: Why would tanner hall leave armada after he just helped start it
Jul 10 2003 11:25AM
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l_KeViN_l
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def. a sick ski design, too bad they wont sell well in America.. you all saw what happened to the dixie chicks..
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Jul 10 2003 11:48AM
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manwiththemetalleg
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Nah the George W. Bush model is being made for the American Market.
Don't be a toad, follow the ski-way code
Jul 10 2003 11:53AM
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