Bored as hell and I just got a call from a friend of mine, pretty funny stuff, so I decided to post it.
Alright, so he dropped out of school our sophomore year and lives at home, name is Collin. He had just gone to sleep a bit early. This kid who we don't really like but he gets us weed if we're desperate shows up. Doesn't wake Collin up, just sits on his couch, drinks one of his beers and watches some TV. Apparently at some point he made a call because the phone was left off the hook, then left.
So Collin's grandmother got really frustrated because the phone was left off the hook and decided to go down to the basement (his room) to hang it up. Well, his mom and his grandmother almost never come down so he had just left his bong on the table with a mostly complete 30 rack (lacking that single beer) and half a bag, right in the middle of the room.
Well, his grandmother didn't know he smoked or drank, so she got ripped and destroyed the bong, the bag, and dumped out the beers. It was a $180 bong. Gorgeous. Of course, he then had to deal with his mom, too, as she didn't know either. He figures reasonable compensation is to sell this kid's XBox 360 on eBay because he had left it in my friend's car, and as I said, we kind of hate him.
He sticks it in a duffel bag with a few beers and zips it up, when another friend of mine showed up. He got distracted and left the duffel bag outside his room. A half hour later he hears a shriek from outside and his grandmother yells "Fuck these video games! All you do any more is get high and play these video games!" She took the bag, ran upstairs, and threw the kid's 360 in a trash compacter. I didn't believe it either.
I have no idea what that kid is going to say, I'm really excited to hear how it goes down... he's not too strong but he's fat, we're talking close to 300 pounds and I am not exaggerating at all... could be an interesting encounter haha.
Egg beater that shit to loosen it up.
Dude, when your penis is in danger you need to fucking do something, Jesus.