so the other day i told my preist i had premarital relations and he said "did she masturbate you or did you masturbate yourself"- my response "uhhh a little of both i guess"- what is the weirdest thing you've ever confessed/ said to a preist / minister???
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"My brother also took a shit right after that, yes, INSIDE the car in bumper to bumper traffic. He took a shit in the car. He layed down napkins all over the floor and shit all over them, it was so funny." ~ec156
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haha reminds me of that johnny knoxvile movie where he enters the special olympics.. he goes to confession and tells the priest that hes rigging the special olympics and the priest throws him down the stairs.. and then goes and places a bet haha
but yea we naver had the confession box thingys we had to go face to face with the priest. you always did kinda feel better after telling them something.
"He'll run up to someone and be like get the fuck on the ground you fucking asshole or i'll spray you with my mace gun. and than in the car he'll be like go with christ bra"- Burgrider
my little brother and I both don't really believe in god, but he decided to go confess his sins one day and started talking about masturbation, and being an ass hole, and then started laughing uncontrollably, And the priest got all frustrated and didn't know what to do with him.