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People, Sam needs our help.

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cj
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A fellow Newschooler.com is in a great deal of pain. No, im not talking about physical pain (cept for the sores on his dick from beating it too much) im talking about mental anguish. Fellow newschooler.com member Sam Caylor aka SamCaylor aka Beefy tits aka Pie tits aka Cake tits needs out help. The problem is Sam is too fat to attract women. Now people will tell me that he shouldn’t change for the ladies and that its not his weight its his lack of social skills. I say screw them. This is why I have formed the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club. We will regularly taunt Sam until he becomes so violently depressed that he stops eating or kills himself. So i ask of you fellow newschoolers, help a brother out. Lets see if we can get Sam eating something other than food...PUSSY! If you are interested in joing the club simply put this in your signature:

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Thank you for your time. And Sam, I know you can do it....ya fat shit.


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Founder of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
Jul 7 2003 2:41PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
i bought a trampoleen and i jump on it, its better than running cuz i dont have to go anywhere



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Sam 'Beefy Tits'-'Pie Tits'-'Cake Tits' Caylor
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
°°°Viva La Gagina°°°
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Jul 7 2003 2:46PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
YA but trampolins can brake.. And since your so fat it should brake soon... Go run u lazy peace of shit... The tramplean dosnt desrve to be broken just cuz sum fat ass wants to play on it
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jul 7 2003 2:49PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
And if every one on the site mails him 1 doller he can go by his self a nice hooker
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jul 7 2003 2:50PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
yewah, and a new trampoleen if mine breaks



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Sam 'Beefy Tits'-'Pie Tits'-'Cake Tits' Caylor
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
°°°Viva La Gagina°°°
SFHNC 0/1700
Jul 7 2003 2:51PM
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Mear-Focuz
Posts: 585 - Karma: 11
^^^^ How fat are you?
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Jul 7 2003 2:52PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
im 6 ft. 1 in. 210-215 lbs



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Sam 'Beefy Tits'-'Pie Tits'-'Cake Tits' Caylor
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
°°°Viva La Gagina°°°
SFHNC 0/1700
Jul 7 2003 2:54PM
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stixonmtholly
Posts: 822 - Karma: 10
ky jelly will help keep the chafing to managable levels if you can't loose the weight.
***Hire a teenager while they still know everything.***
Jul 7 2003 2:54PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
thats not that bad
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freestyler525 -> this a damn ski forum not the fucking 'gramatical spelling forum'

CalgaryJibber -> two M;s in grammatical

freestyler525 ->i had to admit that was pretty funny
Jul 7 2003 2:55PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
its bad enough to scare away the women


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Jul 7 2003 2:59PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
fat people go nowhere in life, MSU or any college isnt gonna except u fatass
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

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Jul 7 2003 3:23PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
What person in their right mind is gonna find this monstorous, poor excuse of a man attractive? \/


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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

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Jul 7 2003 3:25PM
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Caden
Posts: 3213 - Karma: 10
you think that's fat? oh boy. you guys suck at fat people finding.
Jul 7 2003 3:27PM
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NH_LiNe
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 37
i will help dont worry every man needs a women!!! i am now a member!!!!!!!

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Jul 7 2003 3:29PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
i join

Jigga say wha??
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Jul 7 2003 3:41PM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
I bet lots of chick on NS would go for sam....
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Jul 7 2003 4:17PM
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rossignol_rider
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 13
have elasmoskichick do hm a 'favor.' we all know she doesnt ski, so maybe she could do tghat for him
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im off the stezzy fo sheezy ma neezy
Jul 7 2003 4:23PM
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Danger.
Posts: 3476 - Karma: 58
hes not incredibly fat, but ill help anyways
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Jul 7 2003 5:01PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
oh! can i join! i'm considering myself joined....Sam, i wouldn't have sex with you even if i need to be fucked so badly, my genitalia started to feel like it was going to explod
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Unity through nationalism isn't unity- it's nazi.
Unity through shared pain and human struggle-that's unity.
Jul 7 2003 5:22PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
thanks, that gives me reasurrence



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Sam 'Beefy Tits'-'Pie Tits'-'Cake Tits'-'Cake-Pie Cookie Tits' Caylor
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
°°°Viva La Gagina°°°
SFHNC 0/1700
Subject of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club
Jul 7 2003 5:27PM
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lalalalaura
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(its for your health)
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Unity through nationalism isn't unity- it's nazi.
Unity through shared pain and human struggle-that's unity.
Jul 7 2003 5:28PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
oh, ok, so if i got skinnier you would bone me like you never boned before you boned?



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Sam 'Beefy Tits'-'Pie Tits'-'Cake Tits'-'Cake-Pie Cookie Tits' Caylor
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
°°°Viva La Gagina°°°
SFHNC 0/1700
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Jul 7 2003 5:31PM
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EastCoastPride
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Yeah, lesbianskichick should hook up with Sam.


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Jul 7 2003 5:31PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
YES!!!! THATS THE ATTITUDE I WANT FATTY!


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Jul 7 2003 5:32PM
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Triple_Strum
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Get in my belly! I'm bigger than you! Higher on the food chain!' yeah sam you can do it :P Who cares about the ladies(just kidding, I do), but if for nothing else get in shape for skiing. Imagine how much better you would be? Junior year of HS I was out of shape, but I had money stick skills in lax. Off season I lost 15 lbs and senior year I was first team states. :D

SOoooo000oo Sammy, if you dont like to run, go swimming! it is great exercise. woot woot for Caylor

and yeah. I'm in the club

'Yeah, I'll get that cleaned up lickity-split. Speaking of lickity-split what do you say you and I meet up later, see what's going on? Just kidding. But seriously, I'm new in town, kinda lonely, looking for my parents..
Jul 7 2003 5:41PM
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lalalalaura
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haha, yes, if you got skinny, i'd have sex with you.
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Jul 7 2003 5:44PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
and you paid for my flight to wherever you live
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Unity through nationalism isn't unity- it's nazi.
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Jul 7 2003 5:45PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
sam you fucking fat piece of shit.
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Jul 7 2003 5:54PM
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mammothpunks
Posts: 5724 - Karma: 372
im callin bullshit on the 210-215 try 230-235


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Jul 7 2003 5:59PM
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caylorswift
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its 210-215-220, one of the three



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Sam 'Beefy Tits'-'Pie Tits'-'Cake Tits'-'Cake-Pie Cookie Tits' Caylor
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
°°°Viva La Gagina°°°
SFHNC 0/1700
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Jul 7 2003 6:00PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
you made 3 typos those 2 should be 3s


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Jul 7 2003 6:02PM
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Ds91260
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F A T A S S !
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

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Jul 7 2003 6:03PM
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gambino500014
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i have just started the

'get Sam Caylor super fat club to boycott the other un-important weight loss club'

Fuck all of you bitches and watch sam take over the world..... muahahahahahaha muahahahahahahah

GET SAM FAT, GET SAM FAT, GET SAM FAT, GET SAM FAT
-Nick Iwanyhsyn

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'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

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Jul 7 2003 6:10PM
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gambino500014
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hahahah too bad sam is in my club and not yours.....
-Nick Iwanyhsyn

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'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

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Jul 7 2003 7:09PM
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K_2
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I am a member!
Jul 7 2003 7:19PM
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Tosh
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is this the 2nd thread
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Jul 7 2003 9:17PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
sam if youre not a pussy you can stop eating like me,real men are anorexic,and im still 168 5'11
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Jul 7 2003 9:22PM
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Diabhal
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phhhhhht light weight i'm 5'11 and 130 lbs
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Jul 8 2003 12:53AM
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Phrosty
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yeah sam your full of shit youre at least 230 in that picture if you are 6'1 unless your lying about your height.


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Jul 8 2003 1:45AM
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five0
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how do we know his name is even Sam?
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Jul 8 2003 8:05AM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
why would he make his s/n a name other than his own?

'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!' - homer simpson
Jul 8 2003 11:10AM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
Five was trying to illustrate the fact that same COULD be a 13 year old girl who weights 90 lbs... By illistrating this he is saying that sam COULD be lying about his weight/height..

But i dont think he is, he doesnt look that fat.. and that could be an old picture of him. I mean, he doesnt like cake or pie, so he cant be that fat.. can he?
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Jul 8 2003 11:13AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
but hes not, hes a 220lb man


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Jul 8 2003 1:16PM
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Gdawg3
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 10
I've seen fatter with girlfriends, Sam must have many other repulsive qualities.


We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
Jul 8 2003 1:23PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
well the girls that youve seen with fattys are ugly skanky hoes that dont know nothin. i dont do skanky ugly biotches. i rather wait till i get skinny and bone a really hot chick



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Sam 'Beefy Tits'-'Pie Tits'-'Cake Tits'-'Cake-Pie Cookie Tits' Caylor
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
°°°Viva La Gagina°°°
SFHNC 0/1700
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Jul 8 2003 1:52PM
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Ds91260
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mike_hunt???'s real name is darryl, sams realy name could be barnacle bob
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Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
Jul 8 2003 2:04PM
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marlin_102
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sam, your probably gonna be waiting a LONG time for a skinny girl.
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Jul 8 2003 6:21PM
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five0
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1 word, lipo suction
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Jul 8 2003 9:14PM
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nealdawgdiamond
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i wanna be a member



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Jul 8 2003 9:18PM
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five0
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im too lasy to change my sig..count me in..sam its for your own good..im going to steal all food in your house
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Jul 8 2003 9:21PM
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SaraJ
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...hmm...does sam need a hug? haha

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