i was thinking about the ultimate rail and it came to me. It would start out 10 ft flat box, then drop 10 feet onto a rollercaoster rail, tahn you would land on a butter box that moves and slide along a track, then you would fly over a pit of fire swords and gay men(all extremely dangerous) then you would land on a down flat down flat up over side ways criss- cross to up, from there you would ride the cable of an abonded ski lift, then drop off to a huge reverse rainbow tetertotor and finish off with a looptyloop- turst me its mad easy, i buttered the whole thing.
like Martin Luther King Jr once said... I WAS BORN READY MUTHERFUCKER!!!