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Ok, so im sittin here, watching this flick on TV and im at about the halfway point and i says to myself, 'Self, why the fuck did Tom Cruise bag the old ugly hag, no matter how much money she had, when he had the young blonde chick in Jamaica?' i mean, without that, there wouldnt be much drama left for the rest of the movie but, shit, come on.
'I call your momma Roy Jones cause she raise chickens!'
'In this journey, you're the journal or the journalist'
ure thinkn too much man, especially about a crap movie
'when i first heard them, i was like 'oh my dad''-jesus
I think i'm going crazy...
that movie sucked. so did Days Of Thunder
Remember you were born a human being
Not a part of their machine
I am the last barman poet
I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make
Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake
The sex on the beach
The schnapps made from peach
The velvet hammer
The alabama slammer.
I make things with juice and froth
The pink squirrel
The 3-toed sloth.
I make drinks so sweat and snazzy
The iced tea
The death spasm
The Singapore sling
America you've just been devoted to every flavor I got
But if you want to got loaded
Why don't you just order a shot?
Bar is open.
-Craig (a.k.a. Boner)
the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
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