So after reading KRASHED's thread about posts, I decided to see what everyone's post per day count is! And for those of you who failed elementary math, divide your post count by number of days you've been a member.
For me: 1900 posts, 1450 days, AVG Posts per day: 1.31
That's pretty low, I bet some people will have like 5-10
I remember saying something like: I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive. Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full with what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming: Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?
Dr. Gonzo: Did you say something?
Hm? Never mind. It's your turn to drive.
No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
.15 ridiculasly low for the amount of time i'm on here (which is at least every day for while)...I think i just feel that usually someones said whatever i would say so there's no point in repeating it.
Here are a few suggestions on ways to get rid of a roommate:
Collect potatoes. paint faces on them and give them names. name one after your roommate. separate your roommate's potato from the others. wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "he just didn't belong."
Salvaging aliens will determine from what we leave behind that the reason humanity faltered was because "the fellas kept aiming at their ladyfriends' eyes or coccygeal butterfly tattoos."
seriously though, some of you assholes are going to get all the way through this before you realize your reading my signature.
"when i was like 10 there was this crazy german sheapard down the street who attacked my cat and ripped its stomach open causing its entrails to spew all over my neighbors fence. I attribute that to why I'm so fucked up now." - Dick-juice.