we sing to a bounching beat
enjoy!
We take no prisoners, come sail along, and letypur ghearts beat 20002
His name was Pete Maas, he plantd peat mosss, his mothers name was rite maas
He made her bow down to the cross, then he said, no you’re my lose and he killed her
He is born in Colorado, he drove SILVEREADO, he had a friend named Nader, he played lsot of basketball, something, something ,something in all. He wasn’t that tall but, he still killed them at their game ball.
Nader had a wife, her anme was janet.She looked really crazy, because she wnas’t from this planet. She qwas actually a zombie, looki9ng toeat his brain out, to eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttt his brain out.
Then the zomber team came, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaahhhh, and they ripped off there heads, and there arms off two. There killing all the zombies, killing all the zombies, zooooooooooooooooommmbies, ZOMBIES!
Werewolfs, werewolfs, werewolfs, where can you find a werewolf. I think I might know, where you can find a werewolf, in your backyard , attacking your children, “mutha fucka.
Hairy child eating baSTARD, stop eating my fucking kids.Bitch!”
Sooooo last night, my kids were like hey dad can we play in the yard and I was like surekids besafe and they wwere like, OK DAD, and the they got eaten by werewolves X2
Then my alien fucking wife ate my already ddigested children, Fuck you alien wife! Whysd u haver to go eat frodo, ans sam, and gamgee, and the ringwraiths,
RINGWRAITHS RINGRIths riongraioths, WHEER is the ring in crystal palalce, why the fuck would u go there, its just a pool ina hotel, everybodyu has thpose? WTF, and the swings arnt that good.
Pete Moss said top his wife, im drunk and im going to crystal palace to get nader back. GODSPEED maud lewis, ur painitns are shit, but your heart is of gold like a riuch person with an expensive transplant.
So I wnet to moncton abnd thuis is what I fopund, moncton is juts a shithole where Patrick bryden was born. MAGNETIC HILL BITHC, Patty Saint bryden muthafucaas!, yea patruick! Magic mountain, fucka,
And then aptrick said why is russ gottas move to nopva scotia where they aint got no groove. And the cvame tom Cochran,e and he said chill man let me share a word, life is a highway don’t let it pasu buy, russ will make a cheap cover of my good song.
My baby left me, I stol eher when I was 23, im n ot talking about a girl, but a little babaty I stole.i steal babaies, im the babaystealer, I should be treating just as good as yur local drug dealers, get off my back, im the babaystealer.
THE END! P.s. were vwolves YEA! PBRIZZLE, and JWALLOTIZZLE
