today i was at the mall and i walk into the oakley store like i always do to look at the kick ass clothing and of course the eyewear. so i walk in and stop dead and my tracks because there is nothing in the store except for glasses. i walk up to the counter and ask "what the fuck?" and they say that oakley wants to concentrate on the eyewear. what the hell! i need flip flops! i need ski pants! i need board shorts! so i just decide to ignor the nonsense and ask the girl at the counter, "do you have a white crowbar goggle with a non-polarized black iridium lense?" and she says, "yes, we do." and here is what she does - she walks to the wall and pulls off a pair wire-framed sunglasses. i say, "it's a goggle, darling." i swear to God, they were so dumb in there that i am so disgusted with oakley now i don't even want to buy anything.
they also said that oakley is turning more into a boutique than a actual sunglass-clothing store.