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lushlaxstr
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wow. i just got home from 300, and that was probably the worst movie i have ever seen. first of all the crappy cameras shot in that shit sepiea filter, which sucked balls. and what was with all those spartans in their capes and speedos? its more like this gay porno i watched the other day, called "when swords cross". i quickly learn the titled wasn't actually talking about real swords. i thought it was straight porno, and i kept waiting for the girls to come....but they never came. but any who, 300 was totally gay, and i would know, i have excellent gaydar, and it was clear, that the Spartans had lots of gay orgy's with themselves and the Persians. very, very gay. i bet the Spartans took the Persians body and went all necrophilia on them. just remember what they say, the Greeks invented sex, but the Athenians added woman.
Mar 17 2007 10:28PM
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Sholte
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ur dumb and no one likes you.
Mar 17 2007 10:34PM
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max.
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damn I was psyched to see it.
Mar 17 2007 10:36PM
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EnemySki
Posts: 471 - Karma: 10
Sure. You're waiting for the girls to come. Keep telling yourself that.
Mar 17 2007 10:36PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
its dumb, you might at well download a gay porno from limewire for free, same freakin thing
Mar 17 2007 10:37PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
yeah lets call girls bitches and murder thousands of human beans. sounds like a good movie to me
Mar 17 2007 10:51PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
This thread isn't even funny. Give up.
Mar 17 2007 10:52PM
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Markis
Posts: 85 - Karma: 9
the last part is gay why couldn't they just go berserk and all die insteat of being shot to death like farm animals
Mar 18 2007 12:18AM
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RunDMc
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athens is part of greece, but whatever
Mar 18 2007 1:05AM
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CBROOKS
Posts: 4979 - Karma: 10,708
Are you fucking kidding me?

Best movie I have EVER seen.

SO SICK.

sickest lines, filming, plot.

Mar 18 2007 1:14AM
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wang_bong
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it ranks up there in epicness with borat, jackass two, and fight club.
Mar 18 2007 1:25AM
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Mr_Bojangles
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No one can dispute the fact that 300 was an epic movie.
Mar 18 2007 1:54AM
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mattster
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"i quickly learn the titled wasn't actually talking about real swords. i thought it was straight porno, and i kept waiting for the girls to come....but they never came."

now thats some hilarious shit... like, genuine...
Mar 18 2007 2:59AM
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ski_freak86
Posts: 656 - Karma: 10

3oo was one of the sweetest movies ive ever seen...  "waiting for the girls?" WTF  would about the kings wife.  CAN you say MILF?  that movie was awesome.  It was like troy x matrix (camera action)  even the humor was good

Mar 18 2007 3:05AM
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Holte
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it's among the manliest movies ever made. Shot on straight testosterone.
Mar 18 2007 3:16AM
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siversex
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really good. not the best movie though. that goes to apocolypto.
Mar 18 2007 3:22AM
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Mr_Bojangles
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Word.
Mar 18 2007 4:08AM
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jKutcher
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haha human beans..
Mar 18 2007 4:20AM
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hugeairkid
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Really....? I would love to hear you back that up. I like the movie but it was totally based on action and visual stimulation. There was almost no plot at all. If you think that was plot then go watch Fight Club, Goodfellas, Mulholland Drive or The Fountain. Plot....fuck that shit. It was pure action to please the masses. Plot is a lot more than one liners. It takes time and patience to develop plot, something muvh more than 300 could give to the world.
Mar 18 2007 6:13AM
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mammothpunks
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300 is a remake of a graphic novel. anyone who talkes shit about it as a historical movie or plot is an idiot. whne you go watch superman you dont talk shit because normal pople cant fly and make webs
Mar 18 2007 7:20AM
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STACKS
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 42
i heard it was a sweet movie
Mar 18 2007 9:01AM
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twix_182
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im pretty sure i saw ebert and roepert critique the movie the same way
-ebert "did u see how gay those guys were?"
-roepert "yeah man like they totally probably ondled with each others balls after each battle"
-ebert "i know right?"
-roepert "so mch like that gay porn i watch the other day"
-ebert "yeah haha, but i really liked the filming in that gay porno. sure, no girls came but damn was ot aesthetically pleasing to my eyes"
-roepert "i'd have to a agree with u on this one. the slapping of penises in slow mo at the high angle shot really showed the power of the masculine roles in todays society"
-ebert "yes, the gay porno left me with a smile on my face. it's a film that everyone of all ages will enjoy. i give the gay porn a thumbs up"
-roepert "me too"
-ebert......
-roepert..........
-ebert Are we gay?
-roepert "No"
-ebert......
-Roepert "yeah .......we're gay"
Mar 18 2007 10:23AM
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skiierman
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Forget that, I'm more psyched to see it now.
Mar 18 2007 10:49AM
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BeerGoggles
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Wow someones insecure with themselves a bit much... I give it a year before your completly out of the closet.
And wtf is that quote with the Athenians, your so ignorant it makes my head hurt. Where the hell do you think the saying doing it greek comes from. Athenians were all about busting a nut in a dudes asshole. Im sure youve experienced the same countless times. Hack.
Mar 18 2007 10:52AM
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Jamesl48
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Don't listen to him, 300 is an amazing movie (if you like battle and gore)
Mar 18 2007 2:03PM
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CBROOKS
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eat my dick. movie kicked ass.

stop trying to act like your a movie critic for the times.
Mar 18 2007 2:31PM
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suji.fnacks
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well if those are your favorite movies you should have no opinion on movies at all.
Mar 18 2007 2:33PM
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fillup
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it was fucking awsome
Mar 18 2007 2:39PM
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lineskis360
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if you dont like that movie you should b considered gay, it wa shot so sick, with the speeding up and slowing down of one shot sooooo fuckign sick
Mar 18 2007 2:48PM
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CBROOKS
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I suppose we should all sit and enjoy a stunning documentary on photosynthesis then.
Mar 18 2007 3:15PM
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nosnowsnakes
Posts: 301 - Karma: 133
I liked it. Yeah, the plot was about as deep as a tea spoon but you should have expected that from the commercials. It was all about watching guys with hot bodies slaughter each other and it totally delivered on that part!!!


I approve of watching this movie!
Mar 18 2007 3:26PM
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SpankyAnalWhore
Posts: 500 - Karma: 10
Ill make my own opinion, thanks.
Mar 18 2007 3:39PM
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Mskier91
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dude, your fucking retarded. Just because the camera shot and costumes didn't meet your artsy standards doesn't mean the movie sucked. and your the quire for seeing the homosexuality in the whole thing. That is what they wore back then and its really not that big of a deal to see another dudes legs.
I thought it was sick
Mar 18 2007 5:51PM
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skiierman
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I'm going to get some pizza.
Mar 18 2007 5:56PM
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Lax_Bro40
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ok chicks have the notebook guys have 300 thats the best way i can put it.. when you leave the theater you want to go cut someones head off.. prolly best action movie ive seen since saving private ryan
Mar 18 2007 7:04PM
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asac
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300 made me hate arabs. now i think everyone from areas of Persian descent is a demon terrorist out to steal my freedom. seriously. i'm so brainwashed. i need help.

..Muuusst kill arabs, must kill arabs...
Mar 18 2007 7:08PM
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chickenwang
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bahahah thats great
Mar 18 2007 7:15PM
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Black-Bandanna
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....so you've watched a gay porno?

awkward...
Mar 18 2007 7:15PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
i ment to say, the greeks invented sex but the ROMANS added women. my bad
Mar 18 2007 7:28PM
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lushlaxstr
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hahah thats awsome. who are those people?
Mar 18 2007 7:31PM
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lushlaxstr
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oh, im a quire? does that mean i sing at church?
Mar 18 2007 7:34PM
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Black-Bandanna
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You watched gay porn. That makes you gay. You are gay.
Mar 18 2007 7:36PM
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twix_182
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two famous film critics
Mar 18 2007 8:33PM
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bangarangmules
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i dont get it, he is insulting the movie by calling it gay. but he stated he watches gay porn.
Mar 18 2007 8:45PM
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BargainBinLaden
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DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET BACK TO WATCHING YOUR GAY PORN, 300 WAS INSANE!!!! THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Mar 18 2007 8:51PM
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doublexl
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that movie looks fuckin gay.
Mar 18 2007 8:57PM
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newschooler8924
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if the spartans looked like screech from saved by the bell would that be less gay to you?do you want them to be fully clothed? for some reason i think you are the kind of person that calls everything gay to try and hide your own homosexuality. 300 is an amazing movie, everything is supposed to be over  the top because its based on a comic book.

Mar 18 2007 9:07PM
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lushlaxstr
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no, screech is pretty gay too. and the movie 300 is not based on a comic book, its based on real life history, you dumb shit. there were 300 spartans who went up against many many persians, the movie exaggerated the number of persians a bit, but this is based on real life history. i studied Athens, Sparta, and Rome, all of last year in school, in a class called, Three Democracy's. i still have my text book, if you need any more information and proof this was not based on a comic book.

"Stranger! Go tell the Spartans, that we lie here, obedient to their laws."
Mar 18 2007 9:29PM
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Notorious_BLT
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you know the rock hard abs were just a reason so you could bring your girlfreind.... nub..
real spartans wore full body armor i believe. hollywood just took it off because they know its more attractive. i know im a little gayer.
it was a sick movie you are just trying to be different by saying you didnt like it
Mar 18 2007 9:29PM
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