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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
On this day (July 2, 2003), I officially turn seventeen. Yay. Now I can legally see R rated movies. BORING. Anyway, should be interesting... I work and then my parents grounded me (just for last night and today) for no reason to ensure that I don't get into any trouble. Same thing as my sixteenth birthday supposedly. A bunch of my friends came to visit me since my parents wouldn't let me leave, and I wasn't even allowed to look out of my window to see them, and my parents wouldn't accept their gifts or anything. Basically, I was locked in my room all day doing nothing. They're threatening the same thing for this year, but I have the truck now, so they have another thing comin'. Stupid irrational idiots.

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Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
Jul 2 2003 5:02AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Happy 18th Bday! Sucks that you couldn't do much, but you have plenty of time to get into some trouble throughout the year.
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Jul 2 2003 9:45AM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
happy birthday!

'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!' - homer simpson
Jul 2 2003 9:52AM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARAH!! :)

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Jul 2 2003 9:53AM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
yeaYEA happy birthday!!, mines at the end of summer woot woot, i'll be 16..beginners here i come

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Jul 2 2003 10:19AM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
thats odd that your parents grounded you on like the highlight of your year...anyhow, have a good one.


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Jul 2 2003 11:30AM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
yeah that would be bad news, eh?


Joel
Jul 2 2003 1:49PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
happy birthday!

now can i have a birthday lapdance?


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'wow look at the weirdo, he got his dang nab skis on backwards.....and backwards the other way too!! wow i bet that feels funny.'--some hick in Idaho
Jul 2 2003 1:54PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Jul 2 2003 1:55PM
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rickskibaby
Posts: 380 - Karma: 10
happy birthday! mine is on the 6th.... I hope you get many a sexy skier guys on your special day!

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Jul 2 2003 1:59PM
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powskier
Posts: 255 - Karma: 10
youre parents are fucking bitches just kill them, hey my birthday is the 6th too woooow
Jul 2 2003 2:22PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
i have a winter birthday (the 13th of december) so i can skip school and go ski yay


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Jul 2 2003 2:35PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
Happy 17th birthday.


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i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Jul 2 2003 3:04PM
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dpoiii
Posts: 3095 - Karma: 13
yep today's my 17th too, I'm not grounded, but I had to work earlier so that's similar..Happy B-day
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Jul 2 2003 3:59PM
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NH_LiNe
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 37
yeah happy birthday! u will recieve a cookie in the mail also

whos in da house, SACA is in the house!!! hahahahmuhahahah
Jul 2 2003 4:34PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
Happy birthday! Hope your parents lighten up a bit!

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Jul 2 2003 5:06PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
hey there usta be exactly 17 posts on this b4 i came hahahaha
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Jul 2 2003 6:51PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Thank you!!! My birthday actually went from good to bad to great! My parents lightened up this year because my shrink called them and told them to, hahaha. I woke up, went to Taco Bell with Tanner and David, went to work (where my co-workers got me a cake, balloons, and a bunch of presents ), and then as I was leaving work, my truck died because of some electrical problem. I didn't mind, though, because a REALLY hot guy in a sexy truck pulled up and had a tow rope, so he pulled my truck and me into a parking lot and we chatted until my parents came. Then, my family and I went out to Sullivan's (this REALLY nice yummy yum yum restaurant) and I had a TON of food (six whole king crab legs, top sirloin, fried calamari, a huge baked potato, a salad, bread, three Shirly Temples, cheesecake with raspberries, stone crab claw, this cheesy pepper pasta stuff, and key lime pie). Afterwards, I went to a movie with Tanner, and now I'm home. I got some new pairs of Dickies and a bunch of other shit, yay! Anyway, I'm glad I finally had a good birthday. Two of my co-workers have birthdays on the 6th. I'm leaving for North Carolina tomorrow afternoon (right after work), so I won't be on for about two weeks! I'll miss you guys! Cheers and Happy Birthday to everyone who will have them while I'm gone. TATA!!!!!

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Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
Jul 3 2003 3:49AM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
wow, sounds like it was a good day, glad you enjoyed it

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Jul 3 2003 7:34AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
you never asked for dickies,and im glad someone else here shares my love for key lime pie
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Jul 3 2003 10:01AM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
u suk at life end urself
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Jul 3 2003 10:18AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
meeeee?
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Jul 3 2003 10:19AM
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stixonmtholly
Posts: 822 - Karma: 10
17 and already used and abused, sad sad girl you are. you say tanner and david on here cause you know it's going to get a reaction and supply you with your drug of choice, attention from little boys.
Jul 3 2003 10:29AM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
happy birthday sarah1!!


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??


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Jul 3 2003 10:40AM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
Yeah happy birthday sarah.. So you chose Tanner?
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Jul 3 2003 11:13AM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
dude, freezy your birthday is the day after myne





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Jul 3 2003 11:42AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
I said Tanner and David because they're two of my friends... I always use names, even though nobody knows who they are because it helps me remember events and shit. Nevermind, but how was I used and abused? You're weird. David's one of my best friends, thank you. How would saying their names get a reaction out of people, and furthermore: why would I care?

~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~

Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
Jul 3 2003 1:16PM
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jono
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 22
yo whoever mentioned key lime pie, that stuff is the best damn thing ever made. ever tried one in the florida keys? ohh shit, thats all i gotta say
'Aww Shit, Where the fuck am I?' Jordan in the local corner store
Jul 3 2003 1:32PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
thatd be me and elasmo, the best ever is from the Sagamore on lake george
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Jul 3 2003 1:36PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
he's not exactly a newb
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Jul 3 2003 1:41PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
i had key lime for my 19th a weekago


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Jul 3 2003 1:42PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
im eating more key lime now

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Jul 3 2003 1:46PM
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srwinnsuco
Posts: 2943 - Karma: 1,472
jesus who the fuck cares

'Lifes not a bitch, life is a beuatiful woman'
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Jul 3 2003 1:48PM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
^download the song key lime pie by AFI





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Jul 3 2003 1:48PM
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srwinnsuco
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'wooo today its July 3, 2003 and i woke up after sleeping and then i ate some food and did some shit and i hope this is interesting and my life sucks cause i couldnt see my friends, but i do get to ride my tricycle and LA DE FUCKING DA!'

'Lifes not a bitch, life is a beuatiful woman'
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Jul 3 2003 1:50PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
tanner is tanner kote, she thinks hes hot, i think shes going out with him. she told me all of this.
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what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.
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Jul 3 2003 2:15PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Tanner is actually Tanner Cote. You asked about him, so I told (since a lot of people thought I meant Tanner Hall, which would be MUCH better). I'm not going out with him.

My dessert was free because it was my birthday, so I took home two pieces of key lime, too, hahaha. It will be my lunch at work today


~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~

Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
Jul 3 2003 2:20PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
so hey how about that birthday lapdance?


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'this is called the vicious blow, when you hit him you gotta strike him with yer mouth!!'--gay football coach

'wow look at the weirdo, he got his dang nab skis on backwards.....and backwards the other way too!! wow i bet that feels funny.'--some hick in Idaho
Jul 3 2003 2:44PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Aren't you supposed to GET a lapdance on your birthday, and not give one?

~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~

Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
Jul 3 2003 2:47PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
what presents did u get?

Proud Canadian and PE owner!

Camp of Champions Session E 2003
Jul 3 2003 3:21PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
A few cute shirts from people at work as well as ice cream, gift certificates, and inside joke things. I got money from all of my relatives and just a bunch of random stuff from friends. One of my friends is buying me new bindings (we're discussing things), and I went shopping with my money and gift cards already. Bought some more Dickies, some skirts, shorts, belts, lots of stuff. I have a TON of balloons, though. It was nuts driving home with them in my truck, let me tell you.

~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~

Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
Jul 3 2003 3:39PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
ill give you a nice present sara,comes with cream filling too, open up!


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Jul 3 2003 3:42PM
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dpoiii
Posts: 3095 - Karma: 13
hahaha I was waiting for that to come..
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Jul 3 2003 4:52PM
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rossignol_rider
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 13
i trun 15 the 23rd happy birthday to me, and you


sam, youre still a newb and oyu have like 2500 posts, all of oyure posts dont add anyhting to the threads.
Jul 3 2003 5:30PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
hahahahahaha.....stef that was good. wonder if she'll accept?

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Jul 3 2003 5:33PM
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shibby
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happy birthday

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Jul 3 2003 5:33PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
well i guess i could give you a lapdance but that wouldn't be any fun. you could give me one and we would both be happy.


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'this is called the vicious blow, when you hit him you gotta strike him with yer mouth!!'--gay football coach

'wow look at the weirdo, he got his dang nab skis on backwards.....and backwards the other way too!! wow i bet that feels funny.'--some hick in Idaho
Jul 3 2003 6:59PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
happy birthday sarah, your present will be in the mail sometime soon


hash...weed...kif.... what funny names! is this 'weed' stuff tobacco? do you really smoke actual weeds from your garden? hash? do you mean 'half?'
*skierdudeguy*

chronic comes from a tree
it was put there for you to see
and was meant to be smoked by you
or me
if i had my little way
id smoke chronic everday
gettin high before i work
or play
Jul 3 2003 7:04PM
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