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Your Penis will die in 6 hours

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SteveXs2
Posts: 7922 - Karma: 40
I dunno where I heard this but if you have a hardon for over 6 hours the blood gets cut off so you can't get hard again.


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Jul 1 2003 10:02PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
its what happenns when u inject ure dick with coke


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Jul 1 2003 10:04PM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
a 6 hour stiffy - dam !thats long and hard


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Jul 1 2003 10:06PM
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ski-bum-1080
Posts: 747 - Karma: 63
thye cut it off and give it to the kids that werent born with dicks
Jul 1 2003 10:06PM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
or they freeze them and use them as molds for dildos


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Jul 1 2003 10:18PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
what if ur dicks curved like a banana
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Jul 1 2003 10:19PM
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Triple_Strum
Posts: 6382 - Karma: 946
haha that is such crap. Check this out. We put a couple of viagra in my friends cake one time and he had a hard on for at least 8 hours, no joke. Said it was easily the worst day of his life. and yeah, he still has it
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Jul 1 2003 10:26PM
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Knewnews
Posts: 2093 - Karma: 477
they do say somethine about getting help if you have one for more than 4 hours or something.
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Jul 1 2003 10:29PM
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SkeeOrDye
Posts: 4027 - Karma: 42
if u take too much viagra your dick hurts and it does do permanent damage. your friend with the 8 hour hard on should have gone to the hospitol. read the viagra ads.
Jul 1 2003 10:32PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
the viagra ads are hilarious if you read them out loud. If you have an erection for more than 4 hours consult a doctor.

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Jul 1 2003 11:15PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
haha when you think about it, it's such a great prank...


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Jul 2 2003 12:03AM
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lalalalaura
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i don't have a penis...i will never have to worry...
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Jul 2 2003 12:05AM
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Knewnews
Posts: 2093 - Karma: 477
^ i'm sorry.
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Jul 2 2003 1:10AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
I don't have a penis but I wish I did they are so fascinating.


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Jul 2 2003 1:16AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
they sure are fascinating. What do girls do when theyre bored?

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Jul 2 2003 1:24AM
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
yea i wanna know too...what do you do...



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Jul 2 2003 1:27AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
Well women can masterbate too you know, but it's still not as cool as playing with someone's penis. When I get bored I just draw penis'. I actually have like half of my sketch book full of penis' I am getting pretty good at it.


And then Trogdor smote the Kerreck, and all was laid to burnination.

TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!
Jul 2 2003 1:35AM
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Aprogressivone
Posts: 263 - Karma: 20
^ awesome


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Jul 2 2003 2:17AM
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CalgaryJibber
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 19
hehehe do womens clits nto get hard if their orgasming for six hours? thisangelicrelic... you should work at a dildo design shop
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Jul 2 2003 3:04AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
Honestly, working in a dildo design shop would be so sweet.


And then Trogdor smote the Kerreck, and all was laid to burnination.

TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!
Jul 2 2003 3:34PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
you'd like that, wouldn't you?


And then Trogdor smote the Kerreck, and all was laid to burnination.

TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!
Jul 2 2003 3:46PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
and martock could be the mold for the petite/young girl dildo..

2 inchers club!. haha im soo glad im not in that


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Jul 2 2003 3:53PM
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Jibmaster_J
Posts: 491 - Karma: 8
when i say the title to this thread i thought it was gonna be a question like 'what would you do if you were gonna loose your penis in 6 hours?'
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Jul 2 2003 3:53PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
If I were going to lose my penis in six hours I would go rail every hot girl I could find, but I don't have a penis... and I don't really want to rail any girls... so I guess if I really had a penis and it was going to die in 6 hours I would just play with it because penis' are sweet.


And then Trogdor smote the Kerreck, and all was laid to burnination.

TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!
Jul 2 2003 4:12PM
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Jibmaster_J
Posts: 491 - Karma: 8
how do you 'rail' girls?
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Jul 2 2003 4:15PM
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NH_LiNe
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 37
dead weener would suck big time

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Jul 2 2003 4:35PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i could use the excuse to get pussy...hey baby..i shot coke in my cock and its gonna be hard for over 6 hours...wanna go??....5 minutes later..................................................................................................................................................................................................................GOTCHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jul 2 2003 4:37PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
Rail: the action of having crazy rabbitt sex with someone.


And then Trogdor smote the Kerreck, and all was laid to burnination.

TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!
Jul 2 2003 6:18PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
i prefer horse sex
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Jul 2 2003 6:21PM
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line1260skier
Posts: 1570 - Karma: 16
can i model for the dildos to?
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Jul 2 2003 8:04PM
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Rogge
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6 hours is a long time


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Jul 2 2003 8:06PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
6 hours is just plain exhausting
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Jul 2 2003 8:41PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
6 hours could b embarrassing too. imagine if you had to go somewhere.

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Jul 2 2003 8:46PM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
yeah 6 hours would be crazy, you would need lots of red bull and a tough woman cuz 6 hours would just kill her pussy. an hour is tiring and borderline pain for the chick. and i thought it was 8 hours, isnt it?
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Jul 6 2003 8:25PM
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under_achieved
Posts: 1164 - Karma: 14
this one time I had like 10 viagra and my penis stayed hard for way longer than 6hrs, but now I cant get an irection, only half mast.
Jul 7 2003 12:04AM
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Lebbo
Posts: 1258 - Karma: 6
Isn't there some medication that horses use that can keep you hard for fucking ages if you're a human. I heard of some guy who tried it and had one for a couple of days.
Jul 7 2003 12:28AM
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ski8990
Posts: 5961 - Karma: 19
i wanna put some viagra in my teachers cofee and then c how he handles having to teach a class with a raging boner



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Jul 7 2003 11:40AM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
viagra in coffee...so unoriginal, yet so damn funny
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Jul 7 2003 2:27PM
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rossi900
Posts: 707 - Karma: 9
me and my friends were gonna put a penis pump on my science teacher's desk but it never happened...
Jul 7 2003 2:29PM
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Mear-Focuz
Posts: 585 - Karma: 11
would be terrible if it happened to me.
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Jul 7 2003 2:56PM
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stixonmtholly
Posts: 822 - Karma: 10
The company I work for sells penis pumps. When I'm old and gray I'll be set for fun with my wife. The cock rings look very small and very painful I really hope I never have to use anything like that.
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Jul 7 2003 3:07PM
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kristen
Posts: 1091 - Karma: 10
what kind of company do you work for??

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Jul 7 2003 3:21PM
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doghoy
Posts: 5169 - Karma: 11
i was gonna ask the same question...

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Jul 7 2003 3:28PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
even beter put a cock pump in somones back pack and pul it out in class and be like scott what the fuck is this ?

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Jul 7 2003 8:16PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
but what if their name isnt scott?


and my school doesnt allow us to have our books bags in class...only the speds can have em
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Jul 7 2003 8:18PM
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newschooljibber
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ya, this guy took horse viagra and it got so painful he couldnt take it so he had it operated on and now he cant get it up


Jul 7 2003 11:13PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
doesnt that sound funny to you..like its from god, 'YOUR PENIS WILL DIE IN 6 HOURS!!!!!'
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Jul 7 2003 11:15PM
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stixonmtholly
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Danmar Products Inc. we sell helmets and wheelchair parts but we also have a new segment to our company called USA Medical and we sell erectile disfunction devises without medicine. ie. Pumps with rings. I guess it is not very comfortable to have a cock ring on. It's great though we have a bunch of old horny people coming into our office now(we also sell stuff to stimulate women) I don't work with the stuff cause I'm too young and immature(THANK GOD).
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Jul 8 2003 10:37AM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
ew....horny old men...*shuddering*

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Jul 8 2003 11:07AM
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stixonmtholly
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shuddering*** I think that's what I do all day long with them here, it is quite creepy. I'm just glad I'm not some cute little girl intern working in the office with horny old men hanging around. Needless to say I try to keep my office door closed.
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Jul 8 2003 12:20PM
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GRANDHAVENSKI
Posts: 704 - Karma: 10
that sucks man i guess ill have to cross taking horse viagra off my to do before i die list
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