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I is Screwed!

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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
Mom's in Cali, my dads supposed to be at work and is home!!!! ahhhh! the girl thats coming over isn't online and i dont know her phone number!!! i gotta run away!!!


Kbus1224: I see how it is, ski movie more important than me?
npublicenemy900: no the whole movie just iannick b
Jul 1 2003 1:06PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
haha, ur dad answers the door....i can see it now

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Jul 1 2003 1:10PM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
he'll close the door and say go away and turn around and beat my ass


Kbus1224: I see how it is, ski movie more important than me?
npublicenemy900: no the whole movie just iannick b
Jul 1 2003 1:13PM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
i don't get it?
Jul 1 2003 1:29PM
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stixonmtholly
Posts: 822 - Karma: 10
meet her before she gets there.
Jul 1 2003 1:31PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
put a dead raccon on ur doorstep
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Jul 1 2003 1:35PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
hey that might work...
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Jul 1 2003 1:42PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
why, does your dad think you're gay?

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Jul 1 2003 1:46PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
haha

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Jul 1 2003 1:50PM
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five0
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'im sorry but my son isnt into females'
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Jul 1 2003 2:01PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
bahaha...why would your dad care?

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Jul 1 2003 2:12PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
because the dad knows he wasnt supposed to be home and when a girl shows up he'll remember his teenage days and know whats going on.

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Jul 1 2003 2:35PM
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CalgaryJibber
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 19
so skateboard on the front street and intercept her
'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

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Jul 1 2003 2:53PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
^ yea, or like, play soliatire on the driveway

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Jul 1 2003 3:05PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
good spelling on my part...

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Jul 1 2003 3:11PM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
well it turned out ok! haha my dad was taking a shit so we just ran up to my room and then i jizzed on her boobies and my dad left


Kbus1224: I see how it is, ski movie more important than me?
npublicenemy900: no the whole movie just iannick b
Jul 1 2003 3:33PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
haha. Awesome. Did you find out her phone number just in case?

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Jul 1 2003 3:59PM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
yeahh all set its cool


Kbus1224: I see how it is, ski movie more important than me?
npublicenemy900: no the whole movie just iannick b
Jul 1 2003 7:19PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
it bugs me that you said 'I 'is' screwed' in you title...your lack of grammar skills disturbs me...i'll shut up now
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Jul 1 2003 8:15PM
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Phrosty
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i think the dead racoon idea is your best bet.


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Jul 1 2003 8:18PM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
its summer grammer 'aint' important


Kbus1224: I see how it is, ski movie more important than me?
npublicenemy900: no the whole movie just iannick b
Jul 1 2003 8:32PM
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$1080PLP$
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
the dead racoon would have done fine haha

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Jul 1 2003 8:37PM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
but it was funny cause my dad was making poop


Kbus1224: I see how it is, ski movie more important than me?
npublicenemy900: no the whole movie just iannick b
Jul 1 2003 8:43PM
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rossignol_rider
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 13
def the racoon was a good idea
Jul 1 2003 9:12PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
u jizzed on here boobies!? nicely done amigo
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Jul 1 2003 10:40PM
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Knewnews
Posts: 2093 - Karma: 477
you seem strangely fascinated with your dad using the bathroom.... am i the only one that got tjat feeling?
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Jul 2 2003 1:26AM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
mmm boobies


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??


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Jul 2 2003 1:22PM
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CalgaryJibber
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 19
sweet musta been a long shit how long did it take the sleep pills to kick into heR???
'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT

'say everyone under 16 cannot particapate in the forum conversation

and they can have their own forum called peewees daycare.
where they can talk about nintendos and shitting the bed' -seward
Jul 2 2003 1:49PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
i like playing solitaire in the driveway, its a hillarious idea and it sounds like it would work
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Jul 2 2003 4:19PM
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NH_LiNe
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 37
so wait did you tittie fuck her?

whos in da house, SACA is in the house!!! hahahahmuhahahah
Jul 2 2003 4:39PM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
nahh she gave me a hand job it was cool, but i learned that handjobs are a waste of time cause the girl will never be as good as u are!


Kbus1224: I see how it is, ski movie more important than me?
npublicenemy900: no the whole movie just iannick b
Jul 2 2003 8:12PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
nope
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Jul 2 2003 8:20PM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
i mean as good as good as you are urself.


Kbus1224: I see how it is, ski movie more important than me?
npublicenemy900: no the whole movie just iannick b
Jul 2 2003 8:27PM
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