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Steak and blowjob day

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Paul-o-Rama
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its this wednesday, same as pi day, who's celebrating?
Mar 12 2007 4:41PM
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fourdskate
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i am! i'm in the facebook group fuckin right
Mar 12 2007 4:43PM
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hoodratz47
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steak blowjob beer cig... and two midjets fighting.. yup heaven cost only so much!
Mar 12 2007 4:43PM
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Nicholas.
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how do you go about convincing your female to celebrate?
Mar 12 2007 4:44PM
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siversex
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say *suck my wee wee*
Mar 12 2007 4:45PM
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Mod
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I remember in middle school there was a 'ass-smacking' day, and all the guys got called into the gym and the principle had a talk with us.
Mar 12 2007 4:54PM
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doritos
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Hahaha, excellent. Dude, Steak and Blowjob day sounds like the greatest day ever. Like honestly the only thing that could be better is Steak and Blowjobs While Skiing Day.
 
Unfortunately I don't have a shot at either until Saturday. Woe is me.
Mar 12 2007 4:59PM
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GingerKid08
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Dude, my girlfriend reminded me last week. Shes the best.
Mar 12 2007 5:03PM
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doritos
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Wow, I'm stealing her. Sorry man..
Mar 12 2007 5:05PM
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yelsel
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haha yeah that'll do it

i'll have to remind my bf of this. thank you again NS
Mar 12 2007 5:19PM
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Nicholas.
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yeah i dont think that will work, maybe i could leave a flyer out?
Mar 12 2007 5:24PM
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Mezmerize19
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I told the woman friend and shes like there is one haha. I dont think  im getting blowed..
Mar 12 2007 5:27PM
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HHB
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22 divided by 7
Mar 12 2007 5:43PM
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mothaeast
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3.14285714 Day?
Mar 12 2007 6:14PM
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kepler.
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shit. i forget where this is from
Mar 12 2007 6:20PM
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DaLiNeRiDEr21
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i told told mine to get on her knees and start sucking haha
Mar 12 2007 6:55PM
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Steezysmurf
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Using numerology, to count the people I sent to Heaven
Produces more digits than 22 divided by 7

-i.t.
Mar 12 2007 7:02PM
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doublexl
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thats pi. were gonna celebrate it in math.
Mar 12 2007 7:31PM
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Skipig25
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we are eating 22 pies in class. we have 16 people in my class. I am going to be full.

and steak and a blowjob day is internationally ranked for great holidays
Mar 12 2007 7:49PM
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mothaeast
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wrong! pi is 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679
Mar 12 2007 8:29PM
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ECGove
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You like Kevin Spacey, your style is usually suspect
You never killed a cop, your not a motherfucking thug yet
Mar 12 2007 8:34PM
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tBatt
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thats just an estimate seeing as pi is an irrational number
Mar 12 2007 8:38PM
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Dustin.
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i'm celebrating
Mar 12 2007 9:38PM
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grams.
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they cancelled school on wednesday for me...

Mar 12 2007 9:43PM
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flippintricker
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Wow. Just wow.
Mar 12 2007 9:46PM
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doritos
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Every school should, work too. Who is going to complain about missing a day of work/school for steak and blowjobs? Honestly.
Mar 12 2007 9:48PM
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suji.fnacks
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lmfao
Mar 12 2007 10:22PM
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siver090
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yea homie im in the facebook group
Mar 12 2007 10:35PM
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Aclique_Clothing
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www.steakandbjday.com
Mar 12 2007 10:42PM
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Lateralis
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i thought it was on the 20th?
Mar 12 2007 10:47PM
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Paul-o-Rama
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my girlfriend told me she wants to celebrate. haha, but i don't eat meat.  she said she would eat a steak aswell
Mar 13 2007 12:38AM
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Paul-o-Rama
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this one kid in my class knows like 200 digits of it by heart
Mar 13 2007 12:39AM
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Sno.
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suck me beautiful!
Mar 13 2007 12:40AM
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BFFset.
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how much was it for the midgets fighting?
Mar 13 2007 1:12AM
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doritos
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Haha, senior year my math teacher had it posted around the room, one of those longass banner things.. Class was so fucking boring I used to do anything I could to waste time like 20 minute bathroom breaks, etc., finally I decided to try and memorize as much of pi as possible because I ran out of things to do... I think I got up to like 40 digits or something. 200 is outrageous, way too much time.
Mar 13 2007 1:52AM
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Paul-o-Rama
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bump for sick holiday
Mar 13 2007 3:13PM
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LostValleyPowMan
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i am!!!!
Mar 13 2007 3:17PM
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aja_kiki
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haha yess...I LOVE STEAK!!! and getting head!!!! such a nice holiday. this isnt just a guys holiday...shyitt a girls got to have her fun too haha
Mar 13 2007 4:10PM
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Nicholas.
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haha i pussied out today


female friend-"soooo whats march 14th?"(obviously knew)

me-"uhhh its pi day duh" and i just walked away.

Mar 13 2007 4:11PM
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Steezysmurf
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i remember last year in math class i did like 30 one day then 20 more digits the next. then i realized that i was a loser
Mar 13 2007 9:32PM
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clrumivier4life
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It's "Steak and BLOW JOB" day.  Not "steak and head" day.
Mar 13 2007 10:27PM
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Nicholas.
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haha thats right so get in the kitchen and get that steak in then start suckin bitch. this day aint about you
Mar 13 2007 10:34PM
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brokebutitsworthit
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naw you had valentines day, get on yo knees (metaphoricially speaking of course)
Mar 14 2007 1:03AM
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xAtticusx
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most likely not since i saw the boyfriend today already
Mar 14 2007 1:15AM
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TheWallaby
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i believe you're mistaken, you get to celebrate on "chicken and a lickin'" day. get your holidays right.
Mar 14 2007 1:33AM
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unchyll
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shittyyy my girlfriend just moved.....
Mar 14 2007 2:38AM
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aja_kiki
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haha o....
Mar 14 2007 8:04AM
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Skipig25
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so did I, but I looked at an old thread, and we came to the conclusion of the 14th, it's a month after valentines day.

TAKEN FROM THE SITE:

You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.



Steak and BJ Day was founded by Tom Birdsey
Mar 14 2007 8:10AM
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Beamer12
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hahaha same thing a few years ago at my school
Mar 14 2007 9:29AM
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aja_kiki
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alright alright fair is fair haha
Mar 14 2007 10:29AM
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chillonhill
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Its always the 14th a month after Valentines day.
Which is today.
HAPPY S & BJ DAY!!!!!!
Still I have to remind my GF tonight.
I'll go buy the steaks and well the rest is manditory!!
since today is the 14th.
Mar 14 2007 11:40AM
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