'It was a mysterious and hazey night the night that I turned pink. It all started off with a simple thought, “I am tired of simply being blue”. In the middle of a mid-morning newschoolers.com stoned posting sesh when all of a sudden I felt the urge to message someone of a devious plan; as I scanned up and down my buddy list I realized that the only person capable of pulling it of was non other than Clark Shady himself, Steven…
We discussed and planned it. It sounded like something might actually work…
“Message to: Harvey
Message from: skodeo7
Date Sent: 2002/04/02
Harvey, I have someting to tell you. I am really a girl. Yeah, thts what was up with that lovey stamp on the mail I sent you. I was wondering if you can make me pink.”
I sent a donation to NS god Matt Harvey because everyone felt sorry for him and his obsession with making NS perfect, ironically it was a few days before valentines day. As I maraud around the house looking for stamps, I mutter a simple “I hope he doesn’t think I am gay” because we only have stamps labeled with sayings like “love”.
What started off as a moronic stoner idea eventually developed into a full-fledged stoner task…
“Message to: Harvey
Message from: skodeo7
Date Sent: 2002/04/02
Harvey...The reason I pretended to be a guy was because I didnt want all of the guys harassing me and sending me lots of messages. I have done so succesfully and most people think I am a guy. I have used my brothers name and pics and stuff. Some of the other girls were telling me that the get alot of messages, so I created this name in the begining because people would not think that it was a girls name.”
Muahaha… the plot thickens…yet no response until the next day…
“Message to: skodeo7
Message from: Harvey
Date Sent: 2002/04/03
haha uhhhhhh... I have no idea whether to believe you or laugh... but those stamps were soooooooo funny... ummm.. yeah.. so uhh... haha...
I'm so confused now.
If you actually are a girl, I'm REALLY impressed.. I know other people who have pretended to be guys, but I knew of them pretty quickly..
why did someone send me a message saying that you were worried that I'd think you were gay cause of the samps? I thought it was a friend of yours.. ?
Well, either way, I'm really confused.”
Thoroughly confuse Harvey…check.
Stage two, Duncan takes on the role of a dumb blonde…
“Message to: Harvey
Message from: skodeo7
Date Sent: 2002/04/04
Someone sent you a message because they thought of those stamps? Ha ha thats funny. I bet it was Steven. He was helping cover up my identity cause I knew I could trust him when I came onto NS. Thats really funny. But if you want to turn me pink now thats okay because people won't bother me now. But if not I guess thats okay.”
Then there was silence…Steven and I had given up on trying to turn my name pink…
And then…after telling Harvey
“Message to: skodeo7
Message from: Harvey
Date Sent: 2002/04/19
Eek!! Thanks, I'll get to that..
Matt
ps. you wanted to be pink, right?”
Going by my “real” name ‘devon’ I messaged Harvey back…
“Message to: Harvey
Message from: skodeo7
Message date: 2002/04/19
Yeah I want to be pink. Thanks for working on the picture upload.
lata,
devon”
Woo hoo! I messaged Stevie telling him of the partial success of out plan…he messaged me with Harvey and his conversation…
“Message to: SkierX
Message from: Harvey
Date Sent: 2002-04-17
Yeah that's pretty cool.. I mean, I think I DO believe it, but I don't want to in case it's not true, then I'll feel dumb. haha.... I don't know any girls named Duncan either.”
“Message to:Harvey (read)
Message from:SkierX
Date Sent: 2002-0417
I'm pretty sure thats her nickname, i guess it stuck after she became known as that. She told me her real name before, but i dont remember.”
“Message to: SkierX
Message from: Harvey
Date Sent: 2002-04-17 20:51:36
really? that's pretty funny.. she even wrote it on the envelope? hehe whatever! I'm impressed that she hid her girl-ness.”
“Message to: Harvey
Message from: SkierX
Date Sent: 2002-04-17 20:53:27
haha, me too. She has everyone fooled really good. I can't wait to see how everyone reacts when you make her name pink. She did ask to be pink right?”
On no better night than April 20th …
My name (skodeo7) turned pink…woo hoo!!!
I was beginning to get lots of messages so I went invisible…
“Message to: skodeo7
Message from: martin_snaps
Date sent: 2002-04-20
Haha your names pink!”
“Message to: skodeo7
Message from: sky
Date Sent: 2002-04-20
When did you become a girl?”
“Message to: skodeo7
Message from: stinkyprimo
Date sent: 2002-04-20
Haha…dude…why are you pink?”
And then…guys starting hitting on me…I began to fear for my life…
“Message to: skodeo7
Message from: djxtreme
Date sent: 2002-04-20
i just think its so cool there is girls like my age-ish like jibbing. i wish they existed in Ohio, with me. huck on.”
Sorry dude, I’M A MAN BABY, YEAAAAA!
Now that most of you reading this article are probably confused and disturbed I shall end with the truth…I am not a girl. I am a guy. I have two testicles. I have one penis. My name is blue.
Later,
Duncan
p.s. If you want your name to be pink ask SkierX to help…he is a chick and can tell you all about the woes of having your name be pink.'
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