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Any tips on breaking in new shoes lol?

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mjpayo
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danks
Mar 11 2007 1:01AM
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Capt.Flannel
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uhh, wear them?
Mar 11 2007 1:01AM
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ThaLetterM.
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run? into oncoming traffic?
Mar 11 2007 1:02AM
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xAtticusx
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wear socks....
Mar 11 2007 1:02AM
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bigwhite.steeze
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yep. the faster there going the better
Mar 11 2007 1:30AM
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CMF
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never end a question with lol
Mar 11 2007 3:05AM
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almostaskier
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tee hee, does using lol make me look stupid lol?
Mar 11 2007 6:59AM
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kepler.
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try to pull some cool karate kid tiger jumps on the cars also. that gives some vertical stress on the shoes to break them in faster
Mar 11 2007 11:04AM
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clrumivier4life
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Gives them more 'pop'.
Mar 11 2007 11:05AM
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prosnurfer
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have ur fat friends walk around in them for a day or 2.
Mar 11 2007 11:44AM
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DaLiNeRiDEr21
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uhmmmmm how do you break in shoes

1.) stop ask stuiped qeustions
2.) you take your feat and put them in the shoe
3.) you walk around on the shoes
4.) if you wan tto break them in a second you play in a middle of a high way
Mar 11 2007 11:50AM
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ESfreeridepa
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seriously this works. put them in the microwave for about 30 seconds. take them out and bend them in all directions and keep repeating that until you like how they feel.
Mar 11 2007 12:56PM
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HHB
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the best way to break in shoes is to send them to me and ill wear them for you.
Mar 11 2007 1:21PM
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Nicholas.
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stop saying lol dude its gay, and wiripper is correct.
Mar 11 2007 1:24PM
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Holden27
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stab yourself
Mar 11 2007 1:29PM
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DaLiNeRiDEr21
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haha
Mar 11 2007 1:48PM
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Dustin.
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Ok, this is a well known but complicated process:

1) The first step is to check the size of shoe, this is very important. They must be between size 9-12 for this to be of use.

2) Next you need to go to Fillmore and 9th Street and ask the Hot Dog salesman to direct you to a man named "Big Earl".

3) The passcode to enter Big Earl's lair is "Gerald Ford", they will ask you a question.

4) This is of the utmost importance, DO NOT LOOK BIG EARL IN THE EYES UNTIL HE HAS ACKNOWLEDGED YOUR PRESENCE.

5) Offer him the going rate of $5,000 and ask him to please wear your shoes for no less than 1 month, to break them in properly.

6) Enjoy your new shoes, properly broken in by a 500 lb. gangsta!
Mar 11 2007 2:03PM
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Dustin.
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^^^ This is why I need to be skiing right now, otherwise this is how I utilize my time.
Mar 11 2007 2:08PM
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Mezmerize19
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exactly
Mar 11 2007 2:16PM
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invader98
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take a hammer to them thats what i do
Mar 11 2007 4:50PM
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CEDARIMAGE
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this is stupid...walk in them idiot
Mar 11 2007 4:52PM
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MattTweak
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why dont you put your shoes on and then apply a thick layer of SEARCH BAR!! i find that really helps.
Mar 11 2007 5:29PM
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LS.
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twist the shit out of em
Mar 11 2007 5:35PM
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back_woods
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or just skate around in them
Mar 11 2007 5:38PM
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pns513
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hahaha
Mar 11 2007 6:26PM
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David_N
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Put them in a plastic bag, maybe double wrap it, then run them over with a car slowly once or twice.
Mar 11 2007 7:41PM
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DANETRON
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1. find a road that is being paved.
2. ask gys driving steam roller to borrow it
3. run your self over
4.die

Mar 11 2007 8:09PM
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charmander
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cum on them
Mar 11 2007 8:35PM
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BigRodRiley
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hold your breath

repeat
Mar 11 2007 8:36PM
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Dustin.
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also a good process
Mar 11 2007 8:38PM
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604.
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Could not have said it better myself.
Mar 11 2007 9:55PM
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scientist
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even if thier is a thread on this already, I wouldnt bother searching.
Mar 11 2007 9:58PM
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eyes.a.fire
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^ aggreed
Mar 11 2007 9:59PM
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*rkp*
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put them in the microwave for a little while.  it works!
Mar 11 2007 10:01PM
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Darc686
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challenge a bunch of little asian kids to DDR
Mar 11 2007 10:46PM
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