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Drunk cuase htis night was fucked

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KramerC
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I came home from deca state( im fucking roocll right?) And shit got fucked. So i found 6 beers in my car. NO w im drunk. Who else is shityy.
Mar 10 2007 5:06AM
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andrewg
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homgzzzzz!!!! im sooo drunk on da computer!!! And i made a thread. im ultra cool.
Mar 10 2007 9:41AM
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MitchPee
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I was last night.
Mar 10 2007 10:00AM
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dom_uk
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you had 6 beers. and your drunk enough to cock up all your typing. this means 1 of 2 things
your pathetic and aswell as being sad enough to get pissed on your own you also have a drinking capacity of a small teenage girl.
OR
your pathetic and probably either havnt had the beer at all, or have had 3 beers and want to tell the world how cool you are.
you arent impressing anyone.
Mar 10 2007 10:16AM
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suji.fnacks
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ding ding ding, correct answer
Mar 10 2007 10:28AM
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MitchPee
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If you chug 6 beers fast, you're going to feel it pretty heavy, but I doubt this kid even drank in the first place so it's all good.
Mar 10 2007 10:45AM
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suji.fnacks
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who sits down by themselves and drinks 6 beers fast enough to get that drunk, there would be no point
Mar 10 2007 10:46AM
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leckett1
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that and if you havent eaten anything in a while...then itll git'r done.
Mar 10 2007 10:58AM
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MarkieR
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i'd consider myself an experienced drinker and i can definitely get drunk off six beers.
Mar 10 2007 11:00AM
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KRASHED
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I find it hilarious that no one else believes anyone who is drunk and posts on this site. I believe i've made about 5 threads in NSG when I was completely trashed and the next day everyones like "omFg! this kid didnt drink shit yo," I don't really care because I did drink, and I had some good times.
Mar 10 2007 11:22AM
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2+2=5
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my gym teacher told me that 1 shot of a 40 is equivalent to a glass of wine or a bottle of beer. is that true?
Mar 10 2007 11:22AM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
your gym teacher is fucking stupid
a 40 is just beer, beer has like 7% alchohal when wine has like 16ish
2 40's will get my crunk
but come on yo 6 beers? i know kids who can get 12 down and be drunk but still more coherent than you
average drinkers tho
Mar 10 2007 11:29AM
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MadAir915
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still back to the whole thing about drinking alone....
Mar 10 2007 12:13PM
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Nicholas.
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you must be from canada because around here 40s have about double or triple the alcohol. beer is like 3-4%
Mar 10 2007 1:03PM
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KRASHED
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i'd like to see that guy down a couple 40's
Mar 10 2007 1:41PM
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Mod
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1 Shot's alchohol % = 1 Beer = 1 serving of wine
Mar 10 2007 1:45PM
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mothaeast
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word, this is correct
Mar 10 2007 1:54PM
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dom_uk
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hmm roughly yes. i think theres probably more alchahol downing a pint of stella than a shot of vodka etc. depends on what u define a beer as.

plus. why the fuck would u get wasted on ur own, whilst on the internet talking about skiing? even if the guy realy did drink half a brewery i still dont find it particularly interestin.
Mar 10 2007 1:54PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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what kind of beer was it ?
Mar 10 2007 5:44PM
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Sno.
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40's are malt liquor. not beer.

mickeys and OE have higher alcohol content than you average beer, with the exception of some stout microbrews.

I'm a girl, and 6 beers dont get me drunk. Although if this is the first time this kid has drank, then its possible. I usually dont mess up typing even when im shit-faced though
Mar 10 2007 5:50PM
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Sno.
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also...you found 6 beers in your car? as if you didnt know they were there and just looked around and saw some beer? hahahaha.

the other day i ate shit in the park and my leg hurt really bad...so i found some heroin in my car and shot up.
Mar 10 2007 5:54PM
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skiierman
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Except, you'd be drunk and that's what 90% of kids want to do when they drink.
Mar 10 2007 6:11PM
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killabees
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am i the only person that can type well after i drink?
and six beers? lightweight?
Mar 10 2007 6:12PM
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eheath
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1.5 oz of 80 proof liquor = 12oz of domestic beer = 1 8oz glass of regular wine
Mar 10 2007 6:26PM
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ryanwar6
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you are fucking stupd, the gym teacher and that kid were obviously talking about hard A with 40% alcohol. who the fuck takes a shot of a 40?
Mar 10 2007 6:28PM
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max.
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ya I can type fine when Im drunk. Ive been really shit faced and typed with about as many typos as sober. Its jsut harder and takes longer.
Mar 10 2007 6:33PM
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SteezePatrol
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yea kid i know made the mistake of saying his parents were gone and invited a few kids over who he thought were his friends, needless to say these kids invited like a hundred people over shit got stolen house got fucked yea that's what happens at sketchy house parties
Mar 10 2007 6:41PM
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KRASHED
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I can't type very well at all, im sure if I used the backspace I would come up with coherent sentences but I just don't have that kind of time these days.
Mar 10 2007 7:47PM
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Sno.
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these days...

hahaha
Mar 10 2007 7:52PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Squeaky's done a 40 of OE and followed it up with 5 Guinness's. Shits intense.
Mar 10 2007 8:16PM
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Mod
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You're 14 and you get drunk? nice.
Mar 10 2007 8:17PM
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killabees
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who says im fourteen
and i get buzzed
i dont drink anymore
Mar 10 2007 8:19PM
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hendrik.
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you know whats fun? 4 40s of high grav's
Mar 10 2007 8:19PM
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Mod
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Well you said your best friends are 14 so I assumed you're around that age group OR you're a creep.
Mar 10 2007 8:19PM
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Sno.
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you get buzzed, but you dont drink anymore? what do you get buzzed off of? rubber cement?
Mar 10 2007 8:22PM
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Mod
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Probably dry-erase markers.
Mar 10 2007 8:22PM
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t_rob
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no dude i can too. I actaully amazed some chick one night with my incredible drunk typing.
Mar 10 2007 8:28PM
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Campeador
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try going 103 seconds on the keg stand as well as another 30 second after that. I was puking fucking buckets.
Mar 10 2007 8:32PM
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killabees
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oh yea
umm im 15
that one years a BIG DIFFRENCE
no but i just wanted to know how u knew
Mar 10 2007 8:34PM
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Mod
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You're a claimer, no way a 15 year old kid is drinking 6 beers without getting messed up.
Mar 10 2007 8:35PM
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604.
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Yeah I was thinking that same thing. How do you get buzzed but not drink anymore.
Mar 10 2007 8:36PM
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killabees
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cute umm i used to drink a anal friend told em not to and theres not much at my house anymore anyway

Mar 10 2007 8:36PM
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Mod
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But you get buzzed off of...?
Mar 10 2007 8:39PM
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killabees
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dont worry bout it
i USED to get buzzed
sorry i needed to put it in past tense
Mar 10 2007 8:40PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
you USED to get buzzed?












just kidding! you sound like you're annoyed, so i thought id push it a little further





Mar 10 2007 8:46PM
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Mod
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^ Mods she needs a pink name!
Mar 10 2007 8:49PM
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killabees
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yea i got a wicked bad headache anyway
Mar 10 2007 8:49PM
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Sno.
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i don't want a pink name.
Mar 10 2007 8:54PM
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killabees
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i want a red name.... like a dragon
Mar 10 2007 8:56PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
wahahahha i never knew that thasts fucking crazy
but not all 40s are malt liq
Mar 10 2007 9:06PM
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Sno.
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true. i had a 40 of budweiser the other day. although when people say 40's i generally associate them with malt liquor.
Mar 10 2007 9:08PM
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