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Winter Park, Colorado and the death of Humanity

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prophet
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So it all begins 11 years ago when I started ski racing. Shit happened, I got better but not good enough so I started college beer league racing. presently I'm racing my last nationals ever in Winter Park and 50% of the event is gettign hammered. So, we drink, go drink with another team, then head over to the fine Bucket Saloon and Laundry, and proceed to play foosball and pool and get more wasted. The only problem is apparently the buses stop at 10:30, the taxis at 12 and everyone here is a fucking douche bag so hitch hiking is cancelled... so 3 miles later, from Frser or whatnot to Meadow Ridge at a fancy dancy jog... and I'm fuckin tired and 20 some odd cars worth of people suck. In addition the mountains fucking flat and tickets are 81 bucks for regular day skiers. in conclusion, winterparksuks is right, fuck this place.
Mar 9 2007 4:16AM
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Carter23
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except their park is amazingness
Mar 9 2007 9:38AM
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skifree919
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find somebody with a seasons pass and have them show it to the window, you get a HUGE discount. I was skiing for 35 bucks a day in december.
Mar 9 2007 10:19AM
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Piste.Off
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winterpark sucks except for the best moguls in the country sweet backcountry and amazing park
Mar 9 2007 12:06PM
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skifree919
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haha yea seriously, if you are complaining about skiing at Winter Park, I have no choice but to call you a ski snob
Mar 9 2007 12:41PM
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DirtySamchez
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so as everyone before me has said, you have no idea what you are talking about
Mar 12 2007 6:28PM
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prophet
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youre all fuckin retarded. go back to texas.
Mar 14 2007 11:02PM
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anti_bunk
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so go to whistler.
Mar 14 2007 11:05PM
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prophet
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im one step ahead of you
Mar 14 2007 11:10PM
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Dustin.
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haha, i don't think you can knock wp because you are inept
Mar 15 2007 12:05AM
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Bumbleton
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haha. winterpark is the shit, you are just gay
Mar 15 2007 12:08AM
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newschooler8924
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winter park sucks, mary jane is the shit
Mar 15 2007 12:27AM
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siversex
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wow that must suck a lot.
Mar 15 2007 12:32AM
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prophet
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so then... youre all totally willing to pay 80 bucks a day to ski?
Mar 15 2007 3:33AM
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Jib_This
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it's what happens when your "home hill" is either Whistler or Baker, depending on how you look at it.
Mar 15 2007 3:49AM
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reezyfbaby
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yeah 50 foot lincolns stomped in 30cms of whistler powder are super gay....
Mar 15 2007 5:22AM
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Smithy
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Buckets sucks these days.

Mar 15 2007 6:24AM
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Smithy
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Go to the untamed next time. mucho better.
Mar 15 2007 6:25AM
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prophet
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word, noted

on the other hand, i may have just been drunk and pissed off no one picked me up... here is the REAL death of humanity:

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Mar 15 2007 12:30PM
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DrPepper
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oh my friend, good times....
Mar 15 2007 12:56PM
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Bumbleton
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mary jane is the shit, but winterpark conatains the best park ever!
Mar 15 2007 3:28PM
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Tasche
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Winter parks park is pretty small though.

I like skiing there after school because I dont have to deal with I-70. I like that place though and I think it is sick. No one picked your ass up because you are a drunk tool. Its def not a party town anyway so stop your bitching ass.
Mar 15 2007 9:18PM
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4ReeL_
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no its not your retarted, wp is 3 mountains
Mar 15 2007 9:34PM
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pns513
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it's 3 mountains?
damn, i didn't know that
Mar 15 2007 9:38PM
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4ReeL_
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yes, winterpark, maryjane, and vasquez
Mar 15 2007 9:51PM
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Tasche
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winter parks PARK as in their features and shit, not the actual mountain. Sure Dark Ter is pretty big but not as big as breck's shit. I guess it is pretty big now but I still like 5 mountain parks better.
Mar 15 2007 10:40PM
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Tasche
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and your a fucking retard. Ass hole
Mar 15 2007 10:41PM
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da-bling
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so all in all whats that tell you, the snow-gods have spited you for being a racer
Mar 15 2007 10:48PM
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4ReeL_
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cool man
Mar 15 2007 11:27PM
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Dustin.
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well those of us who live here have passes, and anyone who pays full price for a ticket is a newb. its not too hard to find a ticket for $40 or less on any given day
Mar 15 2007 11:30PM
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brennanmidwest
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on a different note, wasnt there somethin on here earlier in the year about them getting a free rail park or somethin in town?
Mar 15 2007 11:32PM
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4ReeL_
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ya there was a free "box" park in denver it was fun but its all melted now
Mar 15 2007 11:33PM
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ghosfacekilla
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whos a racer t judge a ski area all they do is groomers and hit poles
Mar 16 2007 1:19PM
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DrPepper
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check yo'self before you wreck yo'self...  you my friend, do not know prophet.
Mar 16 2007 1:49PM
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prophet
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first, assuming courtesy does not make a person a tool

i am also glad you people dont actually pay that shit

lastly, lets do a comparison:

gay, flat as fuck
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real skiing
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gay, flat as fuck, snowplowable
[img]http://hep-www.colorado.edu/~proulx/mypictures/skiing/elenka_cirque_6.jpg[/img]


real mountains
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Mar 16 2007 4:30PM
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prophet
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see, youre shits so flat it doesnt even show up
Mar 16 2007 4:31PM
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4ReeL_
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^ jackson
Mar 16 2007 5:31PM
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