I don't have a boat and I'm better than everyone else..
but ya, I live in NH and there is no surf, but I still ahve a board and use it whenever I can. so that part of thestory makes sense. the rest just makes me think he's a rich fuck who will go no where in life. when you're making 6 figures, think back and laugh at him, living off of mommy and daddy's money.
Long Live Tim
Long Live The King