yeah one time i was very high maybe my third time being high and i smoked 5 bongs with a friend and i was alredy shit face. for what felt like 5 hours but was really five minuts i thought i was going to faint hard core. i was ooo light headed and i was looking at myself in the mirror and i looked like a demon and i was scaring the shit out of myself, then i passed out and woke up later that night still in the same spot in the bath room at my friends house with my face in my own throw up.
drank my face off the night before new years with some friends. His house had nasty sulfur water so I wasn't bearable to drink and his water cooler was toast so I pretty much drank zero water and I woke up with the nastiest hangover for new years eve.
started taking vodka shots around 8. at 9 head up to a party and proceed to drink redic amount of god only knows. around 10 im stumbling about and i can barely string together a sentence. 10:30 my friend comes up to me and says that we are up next in beer pong. well we are both gone but he convinces me. so we start playing, neither of us can hit the table, much less a cup. when it starts becoming apparent that people are going to get shut out a crowd begins to form. now i dont know exact numbers but i later heard more then 50. anyway we get shut out. well the rule around here is if you get shut out then you have to take a naked run. now this is december and it is fucking cold, even for december. so anyway everyone goes out side and i strip down . i dont remember how far i ran but i do remember yelling " its cold, dont judge me"
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This one night I ripped 2 bowls of funk in a waterfall, by myself.
I was so high that it felt like (or I thought at the time) that the bones in my body were twisting and cracking (I could 'hear' it in my mind). It was very freaky so I went to bed after a while to try to sleep, so I wouldn't have to focus on the ridiculous high, which I was not enjoying as usual (since it is never like this.. I was just blazed out of my mind to no extent).
Laying in bed, I couldn't sleep, and I kept thinking about everything that clicked into my mind very deeply. I had myself convinced that my bones were actually doing what I thought, and I thought that I was the only one on Earth with some new bone disease. I was really fucking convinced, cause I was so high, and I will admit that it was frightening. These thoughts freaked me out, but I eventually got over it and fell asleep, waking up completely fine the next day.
This is the highest I have ever been, and it was absolutely insane! (not in a good way though)
Thankfully, I have never had this experience again while high.
Get blazed and ski... It's more fun!
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i was at a party lke 2 weeks ago. and there was 3 party pretty close together so me and my friends thought we would switch em all up troughout the night and end back up and the one we started with.well smoked 3 joints and had 8 beer and 2 shots so i was FUCKED and i went for a walk alone down the road.i ended up back at 4 in the morning back at the wrong house on there couch.not knowing where my friends that i came with were so it was fucked.but fun oh yeah i also barfed a few to many times......
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alright,i was with a friend and it was his first time so he only took like 6 hits or so and i packed a huggggge bowl and i basically killed it and i was walking back home and then i felt like my head was spinning 360 deggress non stop and i could like see shit behind me and i would completly loose touch with realality and i thought i was dead looking down on my self then i would snap of that state and be like what the fuck just happend and i was really scared at that point. the only cool thing about that night is whenever i would close my eyes i saw like a wheel cut into pie pieces and in every little pie peice there was like stick men made of pretzels and they were like filled with kiwi, watermellon, and other fruits and like there was a forest backgrond that just kept on going and going it the thing just kept on spinning. craziest thing ever
at the beach i had like 5 shots. then maybe 6 beers. i was feeling pretty good but then i drank half a waterbottle full of rum and just got shitfaced. i was a stumbly. i puked alot later, then went to sleep. and i almost got caught by my aunt. its was awkward
One night I did one too many speed balls and passed out with the needle still in my arm. I woke up two days later in my own vomit and shit. The needle was still in and got infected. A scab had formed around the needle so I couldn't get it out. I had the worst headache and my stomach felt like there was a giant hole in it. The entire inside of my elbow was completely black. I felt like a junkie. I couldnt shoot up in that arm for like a week.
Got really drunk at a party, made out with two wiked ugly chicks, went home and puked in my bed and fell asleep in it
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7th or 8th grade i had a cold and my parents were gone til late that night (School night) and i decided to take a couple shots form the liquer cabinet (at the time i was about 5 foot 1 and weighed 90 lbs) so i had about 4 or 5 shots (bt this age i could hold my liquer somewhat so i wasnt THAT bad) but since it was time for my cold medecine i read the directions and its said 2 teaspoons...i took about 5 TABLEspoons cause i wanted to up the dose a little (and i thought it said tablespoons) so basically i tried to go to a high school hockey game but passed out on the bathroom floor at home and my brother left me there and left, he came back after the game and i was still laying on the floor in a cold sweat vomiting. i guess if youre a little kid who doesnt cant control himself dont mix the 2.
i have had some almost as bad but to have it be such a new experience to me it was pretty crazy. i have thrown up a few times since.(quite a few)
uhhh oh and one time i lost my virginity in a room with 7 or so other kids in the room while smashed. no big deal...
A LESSON FROM A HARDCORE SMOKER:
if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5
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I was at CU visiting my friend and I ended up drinking way to much and the last thing i remember was getting on a bus to go back to willville and then i blacked out i guess and woke up on the dorm floor. it was the first time i blacked out and it was weird because i guess i went to bed with this girl and i woke up and took a piss on 2 of my friends who were sharing a bed. i didnt find out until later, but i felt absolutely terrible. i couldn't believe i did that i felt so bad.
i had like 2 hours of sleep that night and then i had to get up and drive to Vail, it was epic.
Worst one was early in college. I was pissed off about something (not worth going into) and I had Absolut, which goes down like water, so the combination of those two things lead to me drinking about 14 shots total. I was 5'11" and 140 at the time. Smoked a joint a bit later, and after that I pretty much could barely stand.
Saw a chick and decided to go for it but she said there were too many people around and neither of us was in a condition to drive, so I stumbled around and downed a few more shots.
It was about this time I felt incredibly nauseous and went blackout shortly after. According to my friends the chick came back and took me up on my offer from earlier, but I said "No" and passed out a few seconds later. When I woke up I had a massive headache, I was cold as hell because the door was open and I slept on a hardwood floor, and I had, for the first and only time, pissed my pants. Cute.
She's giving me a handjob and I notice her ring was chafing my dick! It hurt so bad but I couldn't ask her to stop, now my dick is all red sore and there is a large blister!
(butt sex), that's the whole point of a relationship.
Dude, when your penis is in danger you need to fucking do something, Jesus.
i was in naples florida for hockey and after the last game me and these 2 kids got a handle of rum and our dads bought us something like 40 rum breezers(8%) (no homo). anyways i drank half the handle and 15 or so wine coolers and all i remember is walking on the beach bare ass naked and skinny dipping and going to 711 with just boxers. then i put a dip in and threw up my meal from cheesecake factory that consisted of 18 oz steak, onion rings, fries, baked potato, salad, and pie. i woke up the next morning in 1 inch of puke and had to ride 6 hours and fly 7 to get home, while my dad knew i was hungover and tried to piss me off by swerving while driving and insisting shitty food.
on new years i drank 2 steel reserves. i was drunk, but not bad. then, once again, like before, i made the fatal decision to dip. much throwing up
the lesson is dont dip after you drink or your gonna hurl
When I was 16 I was dating this girl, her mom and dad wanted me to come with them to their cabin for the 4th of July. So I went, there were about 20+ people there who I didn't know. The first night was an absolute party, bottles sitting on ever counter top and table in the house. Her parents let us have whatever we wanted so I got absolutely hammered. I don't remember much of the night but when I when I woke up my gf filled me in, I threw a full bottle of rum into the camp fire and it exploded and threw broken glass everywhere, 2 guys who were about 10 years oldier than me were about to kick the shit out of me because I was being a loud mouth, I was talking in slurs to a group of people in my swimsuit with a huge erection, and I finished off the night by throwing up in her dads shoes and saying some smart ass remark to him. The weirdest part is I didn't remember any of it. Something nasty.. I think her mom put me in my pajamas when I was passed out.. awkward.
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shit dude same thing happened to me. kinda. smoked a shitload, got like 5 peices of bread i was going to eat, but then i felt like i could feel my lungs and stomach and bones and stuff and like hear them and how they were working and fuck it was so ridiculous. i just layed down and i couldnt stop focusing on the movement adn stuff of my organs and bones. my heart started racing and damn i hated it so much
it took me so long to actually feel comfortable enough to fall back asleep, and when i woke up there was bread everywhere. shit sucked to clean up
So I'm repelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"
i was so high and drunk i thought i was jesus. and i thought i could fly... which did not turn out to work. i jumped off a 20 ft loft in my friends cabin and i dont remember it.. all i know is i hurt real real bad the next morning
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ok this happened to my my ex bf a while ago...we live in a small town and it was copperfest weekend(when everyone gets really drunk) so my ex bf, gage is spending the night at our other friends house, derek. so in the moring gage and derek wake up and gage is really hungover and hes puking in the bathroom. well it was gages 16th bday and his parents were texting him "happy b-day, we love u and r so proud of u!!' derek had to text them back and be like i love u guys too. and his parents didnt know their great little boy was puking his brains out. :)
so I was chilling with my friend that I had just met and he lives in the city. it was the winter and freezing, but we went out anyway. It was my first time smoking and I have terrible asthma (sp.) and my lungs were fucking burning every time I breathed. anyway we were chilling with this huge group of kids like 50ish and he knows them all and I dont know anyone and I hve no idea were I was and I had never been high before so it was kind of bad that way.
Then it gets worse. This whole like field was ice. Like kids were skating on it. and we were walking across trying to get a ride back to his house because we were fucking cold (we'd been out for like 5 hours). So he calls up his brother and hes on his way and were walking to the parking lot and he takes this home alone fall on the ice and hits his head so fucking hard. He was out for like 5 minutes and I was just freaking out.
Then he woke up and his bro came. it was so fucking scary though.
at my friends house. we had two kegs. did a bunch of funnels and frisbees and got pretty fucked up.. ended up throwing up with my g/f rubbing my back as i was hunched over the toilet.. blakced out and woke up at 630 the next morning with my shorts soaked with piss and no blankets cuz my g/f took them all for herself right next to me... lets jsut say i slept for most of the next day
One time my friends and I decided to eat some shrooms and have a great time. It was my first time on shrooms, did a bunch of shit before that but never shrooms. Anyways it was not a good trip at all for me. I was so confused all night long, had no idea what was going on. I just wanted it to be over. So I would curl up in the fetal position on my bed and listen to DMB but every time I closed my eyes (hoping for it to end) I saw the fuckin ringlin brothers and barnum and baley circus. Fucked up shit. Then I decided after many hours of being in my room by myself that I would venture out in to my living room to see what everyone else was doing. I walk in to find my 9 other friends tripping balls watching some documentary on dung beetles. I hopped on the couch and curled up next to one of my girl friends, picked my head up after a few minutes and asked them if I could fly. I really had a feeling like I could and I'm sure I would have tried but they all jumped up and closed the windows.
Then someone thought it would be a splendid idea to take a walk outside. So we went strolling around the neighborhood and it started to snow lightly. All of a sudden my eyes focused on this HUGE snowflake headed right towards me. Then it just hit me. Smack! right in the face. I hit the ground like a sack of potatoes.
I will never do it again though. Ive done a bunch of other shit though. I like having some control over it ya know. E was always a lot of fun. I met the mayor of our city rollin hard. Hahaha prob one of the most intellectual conversations Ive ever had with someone too. Crrrraaaazzzzzyyyyy
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my worst was.... i had nothing to eat all day go to a buddys house. hes got a bag of the meanest looking shrooms ive ever seen hands me a cap that ways in bout 4.5 grams and im like fuck yeah and hes says you can have it but you must eat it right now.. so i chomped it down slugged some water and emgerncy-c and waited... so i went outside to smoke a cig and then i was talking to my buddys and i felt high as all shit from thte shrooms then i felt light headed as fuck and i sorta rember saying GUYS> I FEEL>. then BLAM>! im out. next thing i rember is a black room watchin myslef tweaking out on the ground,, then i come to and everyone is around me and im having a seizure and then the adrenline hits and im up and not tripping at that point.. sorta calm down and my lip was ll fucked up.. so i went inside the dorms and went upstarits and got some food to eat.. and for a while i was sober. then OMG... the walls starting breathein and laserbeams shot from allround. then ice axes started dancing like the hammers from floyd.. and then i(if you ever shroomed you know waht i mean) walked up to the door of bad trippdom looked inside said fuck that and ran up the slide that brought me there. then all of a sudden.. it was fuckin awsome..... so the moral is .. have some food before you shroom!
my old man told me that when he was 15 he was out with his buddys after a hockey game drinking and he got soo drunk that when he walked home he puked on his naborhs front lawn. when he puked his false teeth(hockey) came out and laned on the lawn. he was too drunk to notice but the next day is mom made him go get his teeth out of the frozen ground with a ice pick!