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things to do on a ski lift

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never_summer
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 10
here in SD we have a little mountain called terry peak....it blows but its all we have...there is a tree under one of the lifts that has a bunch of bras and things of that sort on it...wut other things do u guys do on the lifts?


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Jun 28 2003 12:24AM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
i pee on people
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Jun 28 2003 11:27PM
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hUcKbUnNi3
Posts: 1923 - Karma: 33
i throw those little easy peel oranges at people, it's so fun

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Jun 29 2003 2:02AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
ya, it's fun to talk to people you don't know on the chairs too. I'm usually up with a bunch of friends, but sometimes we'll go into the single line and be sitting next to some person and just talk to them.

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Jun 29 2003 2:18AM
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hUcKbUnNi3
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^yah, i need to find other gals that ski, it kinda sux being the only chic skier in a group of guy boarders...sometimes i'm just like whatever, and i just go ski on my own

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Jun 29 2003 3:05AM
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*Neil
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trams are more fun the chairs
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Jun 29 2003 10:55AM
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CTripper
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a liftie at mount snow said the bra tree was started there.
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Jun 29 2003 11:28AM
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seward
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we got a gum tree

but on other chiars i just J off


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Jun 29 2003 11:34AM
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Am.Aaron
Posts: 443 - Karma: 22
yell crap like you dropped your wallet and stuff, or go up and hug people saying I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN YEARS! THANK GOD I HAVE FINALLY FOUND YOU!
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Jun 29 2003 12:38PM
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CalgaryJibber
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haha... sirjibsalot likes to make sounds with his mouth and try to predict the net phase of beatboxing
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Jun 29 2003 2:17PM
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HG*TRUBS
Posts: 225 - Karma: 11
theres this lift at louise that goes through a gigantic bowl full of moguls where all these old ppl usually ski so we place bets on who will eat shit first
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Jun 29 2003 2:43PM
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dpoiii
Posts: 3095 - Karma: 13
sometimes we watch over footage we took the run before..or just drop snow on people or make fun of kids we know down below
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Jun 29 2003 2:58PM
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Danger.
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'could pull a dumb and dumber and lick the frozen poles...fuck that would suck'

i did that one, fuck it hurts pulling your lips off
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Jun 29 2003 3:16PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
theres these big foam tubes on the bottom of the lift poles to reduce impact and we try to throw snowballs in to them. Or make a chain with your poles and try to touch the ground.

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Jun 29 2003 3:16PM
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doghoy
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or get head

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Jun 29 2003 3:30PM
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1212j5j5
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im givin blue an underwear tree, you with me dan?
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Jun 29 2003 7:15PM
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petek
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that would be funny if a chik was givin u head on a ski lift, and she got stuck.


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Jun 29 2003 7:22PM
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WIllW
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at steep parts in the lift, throw snow balls at the chair behind you. At bristol, we constantly police the park yelling at people who should not be in the park and do not clear the jumps.
Jun 29 2003 7:48PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
making out with a girl is fun. They think its romantic too.

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Jun 29 2003 9:08PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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Firecrackers are fun, I always eat candy and stuff on the lift. Umm, being obnoxious is fun. Hah, a couple of times this year I yelled down to little boys in the park and flashed them. It's really an honor knowing you gave a 6th grader his first erection. Handjobs are nearly impossible because you can't whip it out and it's all cramped in the pants, but I did it once with my new boyfriend with is best friend, and my ex of a year or so behind us... hehe. And everyone smokes the fatties on the lift. Or get really hammered. Or when I'm being a loner I play electronic yahtzee. Yahtzee is so ace.


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Jun 29 2003 11:27PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
Posts: 2314 - Karma: 21
I freestyle with my liftmates, make friends with/hit on lifties, holla at people who bail, invent new hand swears (variations on the middle finger)
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Jun 30 2003 12:04AM
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srwinnsuco
Posts: 2943 - Karma: 1,472
sing the song that never ends as loud as you can and hit the chair lift with your poles for drums.

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Jun 30 2003 12:06AM
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srwinnsuco
Posts: 2943 - Karma: 1,472
or if you get bored click a ski off and hope it hits someone

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Jun 30 2003 12:07AM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
open up a condom and unroll it all the way. then you hock a loogie in it and spit on the outside on one spot. stick it to the bar that comes down (with the spit if it cold enough) next person to sit in the chair will swing the bar down and get a 'used' condom right in their face.

also when its below freezing spit on the bars and see how much frozen spit you can get goin all across it. me and my buddies got all the way across once at sugarbush when it was almost -20 degrees with the wind, oooohoo good times.

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Jun 30 2003 2:15PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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my mountain has a shit load of bras on the trees

i like to burn things
i can do a summersault
Jun 30 2003 2:32PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
get those little paratrooper guys and drop them. Sometimes they'll catch an updraft or something and just float forever.

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Jun 30 2003 3:50PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
yeah those paratrooper guys WERE my childhood. they seriously kick ass.


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Jun 30 2003 3:51PM
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l_KeViN_l
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*sniff* my hill doesn't have a chairlift..
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Jun 30 2003 3:54PM
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waterville_NH
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i know this kid (nofxpunkaf) he got a handjob on a school skitrip on a lift...he ended up getting caught and go fucked over


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Jun 30 2003 3:58PM
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SNOWMAN17
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 54
take 1 shot for every chair poll that u pass

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Jun 30 2003 4:06PM
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Matty.
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i make ppl fuck up in the air with snoballs

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Jun 30 2003 5:07PM
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KaMiKaZe_00
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im in 4 makin a bra tree at blue

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Jun 30 2003 5:38PM
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KaMiKaZe_00
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cept i dont own bras...


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Me: I learned how to make joints.
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Jun 30 2003 5:38PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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i drink, or hit on little kids. its fun hitting on 11 year old kids. it gets them all scared and stuff.
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Jun 30 2003 7:10PM
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mattster
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dude the used condom hting is genious !
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Jun 30 2003 7:16PM
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Krongos
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make out, or get head or have sex
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Jun 30 2003 9:43PM
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shibby
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buy jello and throw it at people.

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Jun 30 2003 10:38PM
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ReggaeConcept
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its true, the handjob thing. i got so, so screwed over whent he school and my parents found out. fuck, it was so cold


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Jun 30 2003 11:06PM
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teembosqet17
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freestyling
throwing up







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Jul 1 2003 1:09AM
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teresak2
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the best is to be in a tram and start talkin loudly to your friends about how the tram derailed last summer. its great to watch the people inside tense up or grab for the hand rail.




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Jul 1 2003 1:39AM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
trip the snowborders as u get off
only if youre bigger than them tho
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Jul 1 2003 9:59AM
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KWagner
Posts: 1471 - Karma: 19
One time i pissed off the lift and my dad found out. He took away my skiing privelage for like 2 weeks!
Jul 1 2003 10:17AM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
we jumped off into like 2 1/2 feet of powder once, almost got kicked off the hill for 2 weeks, what is really funny is we make sure to follow every safety sign, but we overexaggerate it....so when it says ski tips up, our skis are vertical etc. the lifties get pissed for some reason

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Jul 1 2003 11:28AM
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stixonmtholly
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Our lifts are so short you barely get the chance to get comfortable before you unload. I tryed smoking on it but by the time I got the bowl out to hit it I had to get off. I need a much bigger hill.
Jul 1 2003 1:34PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
in tremblant we were in the gondola and it stopped 2 times,at the highest points of the lift..we were at both, and it was windy as fuck everyones stomachs are fucked up and i just say'an uncle of mine died this way'
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Jul 1 2003 2:40PM
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never_summer
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2 years ago i dared a friend to piss off of the lift and he wouldnt do it...so i threw some money at him and then he pissed off the lift but didnt hit anybody...it wuz funny as hell


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Jul 1 2003 3:32PM
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ski-bum-1080
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smoke a J
Jul 1 2003 9:37PM
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rossignol_rider
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i like to get on the lift with thopse ids htat think you like tehm, so they tag along with everyone, and clikc htere skis off half way up the lift.
Jul 1 2003 11:24PM
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five0
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i rocked the lift one time with this kid on front of me..i swear he cried for the whole ride
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Jul 1 2003 11:30PM
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Frik
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ya we have a bra tree at our hill we call it the mardi gra tree
Jul 1 2003 11:45PM
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five0
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almost everyone has a bra tree...ours has under wear too...we''re trying to find HUGE tighty whitey's and put fake shit on them to throw on the tree
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