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things to do on a ski lift

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never_summer
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here in SD we have a little mountain called terry peak....it blows but its all we have...there is a tree under one of the lifts that has a bunch of bras and things of that sort on it...wut other things do u guys do on the lifts?


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Jun 28 2003 12:24AM
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lanks
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collect as much snow as possible on my skis, then dump it on racers and skiboarders.


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Jun 28 2003 12:25AM
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never_summer
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could pull a dumb and dumber and lick the frozen poles...fuck that would suck


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Jun 28 2003 12:30AM
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Ryno
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theres a bra tree here too! always made me wonder...do they take em off (casue that would be kinda cold) or they bring a 2nd pair.....think about it!
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Jun 28 2003 12:40AM
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BigPerm
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they have a underwear tree at alot of resorts, they have one at vail and stratton that ive seen, people just bring underwear with them in there pockets or something and throw it off the lift, ive seen people do it before, pretty funny cuase theres always like a frozen pair of granny panties or something up there.
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Jun 28 2003 12:45AM
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teresak2
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pelt random people with snowballs. our lifites encourage it




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Jun 28 2003 12:51AM
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etom
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smoke a blunt

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Jun 28 2003 1:11AM
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lanks
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i also practice my tailgrabs from time to time


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Jun 28 2003 1:13AM
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SaraJ
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I scream at the top of my lungs with friends and try and make friends with people in the chairs in front of and behind me. Also talking to the people skiing beneath me and making friends with them. Last thing is making friends with lift operators. Those are always fun things to do.

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Jun 28 2003 1:14AM
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teresak2
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^^ ha ha thats kick ass. and it fits so well with your icon. :)




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Jun 28 2003 1:19AM
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Ds91260
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throw snowballs at old folks
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Jun 28 2003 1:23AM
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gambino500014
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i also practice grabs and shit.... and smoke some cron
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Jun 28 2003 1:31AM
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never_summer
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personally....i get a great feeling of joy after watching people bite it huge and then laugh at them very loudly


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Jun 28 2003 1:33AM
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LifeJacket
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try a d-spin 1440


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Jun 28 2003 1:36AM
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Lebbo
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yep throwing snow at people and laughing at others that fuck up. It's immature etc etc but what the else you got to do when your stuck on the lift.
Jun 28 2003 1:44AM
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Hedekar
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there was an underwear tree at my old local mountain too. I think every resort should have one.






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Jun 28 2003 3:40AM
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BobYohan
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yell shit at old people like 'hey, you dropped your hat!' and watch them stop and look for it
Jun 28 2003 3:44AM
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PurpleSkier
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^i kinda do that, i like yell hey you dropped this/that whatever, and i also say hey, wait for me at the top, then they do, and when i get to the top, they are like what did you need, and i ski off without a word
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Jun 28 2003 4:18AM
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Jackpot
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at martock we do the snow on skis thing...or we play games to see if we can make the lift infront of us turn around.....we make sex noises, monkey noises or whatnot

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Jun 28 2003 7:27AM
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*cowboy*
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I've seen many underwear trees. I think they usually bring the underwear in, at least that is what a friend did.

One time my brother peed off the ski lift.. that was cool
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Jun 28 2003 7:39AM
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weazelzb
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i wip out my ol knob fron my snowpants for some fun on the chairlift


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Jun 28 2003 9:33AM
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ReggaeConcept
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i got a handjob once. i dont suggest it though; it's damn cold


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Jun 28 2003 9:55AM
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Mills
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chew sunflower seeds and spit the shells on racers, gay skiers, and people on slalom snow boards. Try to chat up the people infront and behind of you is fun at times too.
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Jun 28 2003 10:47AM
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Mear-Focuz
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I turn my skis sideways and slide up like that when i'm the only one on the lift. But when I have a friend I just try to tease him and try to stay on my skiis.


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Jun 28 2003 12:18PM
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Lateralis
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piss in a condom,tie it up and it becomes a lethal weapon to someone down below


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Jun 28 2003 1:53PM
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petek
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masturbate


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Jun 28 2003 1:55PM
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FreeSkier8547
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im with that guy above me

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Jun 28 2003 2:23PM
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rossi900
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at bristol in NY there used to be a bra tree but i haven't been in a while so i don't know if its still there
Jun 28 2003 3:27PM
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bigairhuckster3
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freestyling is fun




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Jun 28 2003 3:54PM
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mattster
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has anyone ever actually masterbated on the lift ?

other than that guy who got a handjob
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Jun 28 2003 5:08PM
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theBOSS.
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Rock it back and forth, somehow get your skis up on the seat and stand up and bounce it, theres a lot of fun stuff.
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Jun 28 2003 5:10PM
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lanks
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sometimes i pretend im having a hardcore seizure and everyone looks at me. yup.


Joel
Jun 28 2003 5:19PM
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*cowboy*
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hahaha joel.. hardcore seizure. I like lateralis's idea with the piss in a condom.. And freestylin' is fun too..
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Jun 28 2003 5:23PM
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3ski6guy0
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practice grabs, dump snow on people, think about jumping off into the huge piles of pow. they have a panty, bra, and mardi gra bead trees here


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Jun 28 2003 5:31PM
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lanks
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well...what does the tree do for you when you give it beads?


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Jun 28 2003 5:36PM
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g-man
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yah the piss in a condom thing came rom some movie I think

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Jun 28 2003 6:00PM
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BrodyLeven
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i always lick the lift poles and get my tongue stuck. it really isn't so bad.


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Jun 28 2003 6:01PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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haha one day when my friends and i were fucking around on our snowblades (like cutting people off and destroying ourselves in the park and what not) i dropped my pants and sat on the back of the chair and dropped a duece!


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Jun 28 2003 6:05PM
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theBOSS.
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On the 2 poles that come down the side of the chair that hold the seat up, make sure your friends head is behind it, then go 'YOU FICKING BITCH IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS and whack your pole at him as hard as you can, it will hit the post and stop right in front of his face and he will naturaly flinch, people will stare at you from everywhere, its great
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Jun 28 2003 6:08PM
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theBOSS.
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haha...ficking...
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Jun 28 2003 6:09PM
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caylorswift
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yeah, i jump off the chairlift into big snow piles and stuff, thats fun


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Jun 28 2003 6:12PM
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SaraJ
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oh, the other thing I do is called pole banging. There's this chair up at meadows that goes pretty slow, and ass you pass by the riblet things(poles) you hit it with your ski poles and many times as you can. It sounds like a gong, and it's pretty fun. the retarded kids usually drop there poles in the process of trying that though.

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Jun 28 2003 6:17PM
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CameIToeJam
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two words...PENIS GAME


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Jun 28 2003 8:38PM
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404404
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Are park left for some reson is slower then hell so we talk shit to people.






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Jun 28 2003 8:45PM
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theBOSS.
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haha yeah, its like a 16 min lift ride to go 800 feet
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Jun 28 2003 8:48PM
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stephen_beast
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push yourfriend s off the chair or dig your ski tips in the snow at the begginning and pop them off, or hold th ebar down and go all the way around (it didnt work though my poles broke and everyone got off), the other ones were fun though i got my picture taken by the mountain picture taker for being at the top with no skis.


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Jun 28 2003 9:01PM
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theBOSS.
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Kick your skis off at people and throw your poles like spears.

Stay in the chair at the top and go all the way around the wheel thing.

Put the bar down right as you get off so when the next person goes to sit down they sit on the bar
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Jun 28 2003 9:09PM
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sherLocke
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i like to yell stuff at little kids and old guys like 'hey dude look out!' or, 'shit man you suck!' and they get all distracted and look up and run into people and things and its super


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Jun 28 2003 10:23PM
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JayDC7
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sing



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Jun 28 2003 10:34PM
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rossi900
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Snonasty, ya i do that, i yell really loud like and animal name and people get distracted and fall on their ass
Jun 28 2003 10:41PM
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Tiffy
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I started a bra tree at our lil mountain and some I took up as extras, but most I took off on the spot. Only problem was people stole them :( But what to do on a ski lift:
Sing, scream obnoxious things, bring condoms and lotion to put in them and leave on the chair, penis game, listen to music, start up conversations with strangers, hit on the people in the chair infront of you (especially people of the same gender as you), snot rocket, and best of all play butt tag (tag but to make someone 'it' you have to hit their butt)
Jun 28 2003 11:17PM
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