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Goggle tans

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Treestman
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I cam back from a week in colorado and every one in my school was like, wtf happened to ur face?

this kid in my class said to me, "what the fuck happened to you"?, and im like, what?, and he says "you're face, did you paint your face with tribal war paint, or is that you're beard?
and i was like haha its a goggle tan.

People wre saying you got a bad goggle tan i was like no, i have a good goggle tan. probably because i live not far away from nyc
Mar 1 2007 2:57PM
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Sholte
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same here, last year i had this sick goggle tan, and ever body was like sick goggle tan, or wtf happend to ur face.
Mar 1 2007 11:30PM
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tjw169
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creighton....
Mar 2 2007 3:22AM
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snowbird4life
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i think its madd funny that all these kids are like....

i came back from my trip with oNE!!!!! yay!!!!!!!


i feel bad for you guys.

i really do...

i have 2 extra bedrooms here in utah if you dont mind getting raped, (the skiings worth the sore asshole)
Mar 2 2007 3:26AM
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Rooddss
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haha everyone says i look like a racoon when i have a goggle tan lol
Mar 2 2007 8:16AM
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gottaluvsnow
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omg there is really nothing hotter then a goggle tan. you can be butt ugly and have a goggle tan and look amazingly hot.
Mar 2 2007 12:28PM
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dorikin
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word.
Mar 2 2007 12:34PM
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FUUUCK
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why dont more people think like you
Mar 2 2007 12:47PM
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hael
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yeah! i love goggle tans-it show you're a skier, and i love skiers, being one myself.


i never get a tan though, even i go up at least 40 times a year. i just don't tan. i stay semi-pale all year. i didnt even get a soccer tan, and i was playing soccer constantly from april to november. weird.
Mar 2 2007 7:09PM
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AngryFromBend
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goggle tans= instant poon.
Mar 3 2007 12:09AM
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jec1521
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I get the same looks since I'm right outside of NYC also. My area is really gay. NYC/NJ is WAY overrated.
Mar 3 2007 8:04AM
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Edward.
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i had the biggest goggle tan ever at high north
Mar 3 2007 8:46AM
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magic_steve
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i dont get goggle tan as much as i get goggle windburn.. sort of the same i guess.
Mar 3 2007 10:17AM
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mohawkskier
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grow a stache and you will make it all the way
Mar 3 2007 3:49PM
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C_Ewart
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Goggle tans get chicks.
Mar 3 2007 5:10PM
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r.giuliano
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are sick
Mar 3 2007 5:18PM
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cpas_
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WEve had too many snowy cloudy dark days out hurr butits a trade off ... Sweet Pow > Goggle Tans.

But ill get a dope one on spring break for sure
Mar 3 2007 5:51PM
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scientist
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we have had like zero sun this year.
Mar 3 2007 9:04PM
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meggles
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haha yeah pretty much


and word, its kinda hard to get one in pa
its a shame

Mar 3 2007 9:22PM
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sack
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yup.
Mar 3 2007 11:47PM
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hoodcrunk
Posts: 276 - Karma: 26
I have a goggle tan. its pretty sweet but also weird when people ask you whats up with your face!  its going to be really weird in two weeks going to costa rica with a goggle ... ahhh going to get so many weid looks its just going to be great!!! 
Mar 3 2007 11:52PM
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dwalk
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yeah goggle tans rule
Mar 4 2007 1:08AM
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ShadyHillGroup
Posts: 2881 - Karma: 213
yeah so ive had a goggle tan most of the winter, came back this weekend and its pretty legit, but everyone at school is like hey you look like a smurf, wtf, i get the racoon thing, but a smurf....
Mar 5 2007 8:32PM
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ECgoggletan
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hell yeah
Mar 5 2007 8:35PM
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Lizz091
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hahaha. Lol. Ive seen some mean goggle tans in the past.
Mar 5 2007 8:36PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
A little goggle tan is cool, slightly noticeable but nothing outrageous. Enough that other skiers know what's up, but random people don't think you have skin problems. There's gotta be a shirt out there with some explanation for a goggle tan on it. It'd be perfect for the first day in school after Spring break in Utah. "Hey... what's with..."  "READ THE SHIRT!"
Mar 5 2007 8:42PM
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steevner
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i got another few comments today

(said very akwardly by a random girl) "have you uhhhh, been anywhere where there has been any sun?" then i asked her why it would be only the bottom of my face that was tanned
Mar 5 2007 9:38PM
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freeskier1316
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i've been skiing for the past 4 years 40 days on the mountain each season and have never gotten a goggle tan it is a travesty....:( i'm pretty bummed this year i'm determined to get one
Mar 6 2007 12:39AM
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Schoening
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yea last year my english teacher would honestly laugh at me everyday cause everytime he looked at me he thought i had all this dirt on my face.
Mar 6 2007 12:45AM
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jvvaulter
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so like peter olenick?... nope still ugly
Mar 6 2007 1:28AM
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nosnowsnakes
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Agreed!




I got a goggle/weird helmet tan once and ended up looking like homer simpson for a couple weeks. It was the most unsteezy goggle tan ever.
Mar 6 2007 2:18AM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
i always have a goggle tan and then when i come back to school after i missed a couple days my teachers always give me shit about where i was and i always tell them i was sick its kinda awkard
Mar 6 2007 3:20AM
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