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If my plane crashes tomorrow...
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Well, I'm not sure if you believe in 'bad omens' - and I'm not sure if I do either - but after this past week, I'm not sure I want to test my luck..
I'm scheduled to fly to whistler at 8am Friday morning (tomorrow)...
Thing is...Everything has gone wrong this week - like something is telling me not to go...
#1 - realized flight was going out on wrong day (made a shceduling error and booked to fly out today - but cant until tomorrow for work reasons)- booking error on my part.
Call last minute to change flight to tomorrow- additional cost...$100.00. Flight change made.
#2Tuesday morning of this week - wake up to sirens. LOUD sirens. I live on the water, on a small little cottage street in Wasaga beach. I walk outside to find out a plane has crashed in my backyard - 500 feet off of my house - single engine plane - crashes on Georgian Bay in 60 feet of water - pilot only person on board - body found the next day. I am interviewed by the news - most excitement this town has seen for a long time. Of all the places a plane can crash - it chose MY street, MY beach, MY waterfront, MY backyard.
#3 Car starts throwing oil and rad fluid last night. This is my ride to the airport at 4am on Friday - I have 2 days to fix this - and no money.
I take car in, and they say theres nothing wrong - they dont see a leak - i tell them it has drained 1 litre of oil over night - they say there is no oil - but no leak in the rad - perhaps a blown seal - but nothing that they can see - they send me home.
#4 - i go into town today to run last minute errands on my work lunch break. Pull out of driveway - car DEAD. Will NOT start. Call CAA / AAA - they tow my car to same repair place - they tell me my starter and alternator are done. This is a different problem than it was in the shop for yesterday. $500.00 to repair - but say they THINK they can have it done by tonight so I can get to the airport to ultimately get to WHISTLER for Vacation in less than 24 hours.
Something is telling me not to get on this plane.
A man who pulled over to help me when I was standing on the road waiting for my tow truck, told me I should not get on the plane - it's just a bad omen.
All i want to do is get there to go skiing.
AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
please, someone calm my nerves and tell me not to be so supersticious. I am not a supersticious person - but this, this is wierd.
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its bad luck to say shit like this u know
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hey jodi, i know you wont, but if you do die, can i have your skis?
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that's some damn bad luck. i hope everything goes right.
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HERWUUD GHETTO ASS PARK REPRESENTS!
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i feel like if I post this - and say it - then it will be way to much of a coincidence if it happens. But don't say anything bad about me - cause you'll feel like a real ass hole if I do die.
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your not parinoid, you are going to die
'one twelv rails' comming soon to a backyard near you
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^ same here
one time, at band camp i saw spongebob and it was funny
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it sounds kinda freaky.
one time, at band camp i saw spongebob and it was funny
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pack your pants with bubble paper.
not like its gonna save you if you hit the ground, it just helps me take my mind off everything.
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What are the cops gonna do, Call the cops? - Good ol Muff
Why dont you make like a tree... and GET THE FUCK OUT - Bartender in Boondock
Im not even going to give you the pleasure of eating shit, so just die! - My brother commenting on the genorosity of telling someone to eat shit and die
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put your head inbetween ur knees and kiss ur ass goodbye sweetheart
Kbus1224: I see how it is, ski movie more important than me?
npublicenemy900: no the whole movie just iannick b
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^that's from chicken run
one time, at band camp i saw spongebob and it was funny
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haha! I'll wear bubble wrap for underwear and water wings in case we crash over a lake, and a helmet with my name duct taped to the front. (for ID purposes of course.
been nice knowin' ya!
Later,
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wear a parachute on the plane, and if you ever hear the engines blown or theres terrorists just be like fuck you all and jump outta the plane. Unless your parachute didn't work, then thatd be you just having bad kharma.
IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
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dont die, you would be missed
hash...weed...kif.... what funny names! is this 'weed' stuff tobacco? do you really smoke actual weeds from your garden? hash? do you mean 'half?'
*skierdudeguy*
chronic comes from a tree
it was put there for you to see
and was meant to be smoked by you
or me
if i had my little way
id smoke chronic everday
gettin high before i work
or play
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then i guess this would be a good time to say sorry for being an ass., but im sure you'll be fine and have fun.
im out
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wow - thanks cryss - me too *wink
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No way, all that's happening is all your bad luck was happening to you before you left to go skiing. No that you're done with that all you'll have is good luck. I'd bet you get bumped up to a First Class Seat.
'Pipe Is Nice'
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just go
or let me go at your place
its your choice
i cant wait for next season...
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where is the safest place to be when your airplane is about to crash?
Answer: not on the plane
i hope that doesn't discourage you, after something bad, something good always happens...it's gonna be an awesome time for you, everything will go fine.
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werd gretegirl. That's exactly the type of good things I want to hear.
Thanks:-)
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You know whats really weird, when I clicked to logout, my useless fact was:
'More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes'
IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
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You'll be fine. It's just a coincedence that it all happend this week. Everybody has bad weeks, but they don't think anything of it. Nothing'll happen to you, you know it.
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u are going to whistler. u have good luck. going to whistler outweighs all the bad stuff that happened. if anything, u have good kharma.
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Listen to Bob Marley
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common, you gotta admit thats weird, donkeys?? commmon...
IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
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ive found that when a shitload of bad things happen to me, im in for something really good, kidn of like the bad and good counteract each other- and that has been my experiences in the past. i wouldnt worry about a thing if i were you- just put down a few shots before you get on the plane, that'll make it bearable...haha
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It's Whistler man! GOOOOOOOO! You will be quite alright..
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And the Dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHT!!!
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yea anything could happen to you at any time, you just gotta live life, going around thinking superstitions will ghet you nothing but an ulcer or something, just have fun.
because pink is the new black
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the guy with the tow truck just walked up to you and said ' do not go on the plane' ? or were you telling him the story?
If some stranger just walked up to you out of nowhere and told you that then I would take his advice.
You'll be fine. you are going to an awesome place like Whistler and are going to have a blast.
Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
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Close your eyes all the way until you get to Whistler.
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If you can't be a highway, just be a trail;
If you can't be the sun, be a star
for it isn't by size that you win or fail--
Be the best of whatever you are.
Go Big or Go Home!
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Cause, we all know know bad happens if you have your eyes closed! ;-)
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And the Dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHT!!!
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ya know, ive never really talked to you before, but i read what you post, and ya, it would suck if you died, so best of luck to ya
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that is some bad luck. im me if you make it alive. good luck man i hope you live
i like to burn things
i can do a summersault
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god damn use the bubble paper
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What are the cops gonna do, Call the cops? - Good ol Muff
Why dont you make like a tree... and GET THE FUCK OUT - Bartender in Boondock
Im not even going to give you the pleasure of eating shit, so just die! - My brother commenting on the genorosity of telling someone to eat shit and die
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dont forget to wear a helmet, and ur ski helmet wont do, ur gonna have to get one of the 'special' helmets
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis
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i'm a pretty superstitious person..
but it seems like if you hadn't posted this and no one really knew about all that..it woulda happened..
but don't worry about it..it's whistler..if i was 99% sure i was gonna die if i got on that plane..i'd still go for that 1% chance i'd get to go..
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ya afterall a one week ski vacation is worth a 99% chance of dieing
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yea especiallly whistler
i like to burn things
i can do a summersault
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but exspecially...
i got nothing
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What are the cops gonna do, Call the cops? - Good ol Muff
Why dont you make like a tree... and GET THE FUCK OUT - Bartender in Boondock
Im not even going to give you the pleasure of eating shit, so just die! - My brother commenting on the genorosity of telling someone to eat shit and die
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all the bad stuff is happening this week cause you are going to whistler and have a hella great week where nothing can go wrong, its just evening itself out thats all. :)
Gotta Love The Midwest
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Guys did you hear that plane really did crash. I cant believe it im in total dismay...
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^^ wow are you serious?
one time, at band camp i saw spongebob and it was funny
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JODI?!?! post so we know that your ok!!!
.:PABLO:.
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if i were you id just sit on the plane and pray and pray and pray.
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And what's from the earth is of the greatest worth.
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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just kidding guys,hahahahah i got you all fuckers
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im still worried that jodi still hasn't replied.......
.:PABLO:.
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yeah wheres jodi ?????
fuck superstision
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^ sounds like more pointless posting^
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Dude il be there tomaro, seya at the air port, or atlest at camp
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dspinx7 or whatever your name is you shouldn't joke about that shit.
[D][O[M]
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y not it was funny
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