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AltaWest2
Posts: 543 - Karma: 19
What do you look at in a girl/boy when checkin them out.

For me its
-Teeth (They have to be white)
-Eyes (Blue baby)
-Ass (Fine)
Feb 27 2007 10:29PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
girl:
boobs (semi ok size)
teeth (at least kinda nice, not piss yello but they dont HAVE to be like sno white)
legs (shapely and not fatty)
guys:
face (no chipmunk faces fo me)
confidence (have to be self confident
humor (good/dirty (same as me))
teeth (same as un chicas)
Feb 27 2007 10:31PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
and i fergot
i want them all to be cutters like me so theyres no embarrassing: "wtf is on your arms" type thing
Feb 27 2007 10:32PM
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AltaWest2
Posts: 543 - Karma: 19
teeth will make or break anybody. Just brush your fucking chomp chomps
Feb 27 2007 10:32PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
ye but like white is good, whiter the better but like perfect fake lookin porcelaine white isnt nesecary ya kno, as long as they aint yello id tap it
Feb 27 2007 10:34PM
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chris2689
Posts: 103 - Karma: 10
boobs
body
eyes
teeth
funny
want to have a good time
not affaid to try  new things ( if  you kow what i mean )

Feb 27 2007 10:35PM
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twintipteles
Posts: 2954 - Karma: 13
are you serious?
Feb 27 2007 10:35PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
haha wait so youre bi? and i thought you said you cut yourself?
Feb 27 2007 10:36PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
yes to both
the cutter thing is like, i hate it when people see them and they like freak out, for one its really embarrassing and a lot of people judge me for it and its so gay i hate all tha haters
Feb 27 2007 10:39PM
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xAtticusx
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 10
...someone has isssssssssssssues...

ANYWAYS.

mm for a guy its like..
-upper body(for the arms and chest,easily determined by tightfitting shirts)
-eyes(soft or piercing but not boring)
-confidence(they arent too shy but arent like HEY IM IN YOUR FACE)
-random similiar intests
-hair(i actually dont like guys with the really short hair)
-style(jocks i dont go for, as well as the American Eagle guys)
Feb 27 2007 10:45PM
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ogou0287
Posts: 603 - Karma: 47
I am your man, muscular, bright green eyes, confidence: wanna have sex?, interest: skiing, hair: dreadlocks, style...beleive me, I am far from buying expensive gay shit.

my girls criteria is three boobs
Feb 27 2007 11:13PM
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cappinwhiteys
Posts: 16 - Karma: 10
tittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestittiestitties

and an exceptional sense of intelligence and cognitive awareness. JEA
Feb 27 2007 11:40PM
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sophieskis
Posts: 245 - Karma: 18
hmm. nice teeth, darker not short hair, funny,laid back , skiier. you know.
Feb 27 2007 11:41PM
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sophieskis
Posts: 245 - Karma: 18
for a guy.
Feb 27 2007 11:42PM
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Silister
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 10
For a guy:

Strong voice
Dark hair
Bright noticable eyes
Wicked smile
At least decent teeth
Toned, I tend to have a huge thing for touching a guy's chest ALL the time when I'm with him
Game for new things (in and out of bed)
Makes me laugh, laughs WITH me not AT me.
Not boring, outgoing.
Athletic
Feb 27 2007 11:54PM
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ride_on
Posts: 317 - Karma: 33
has to not be a bitch
Feb 28 2007 1:03AM
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FromCanada
Posts: 22 - Karma: 10
still trying to decide if your serious
Feb 28 2007 1:52AM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
hair-eyes are generally the first. brunettes own. brown eyes are fuckin hot too but im down with other colors. then i look for that hourglass body....mmm
Feb 28 2007 10:09AM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
your standards are too high
Feb 28 2007 10:34AM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
all girls are different in my mind. just cuz one girl is hot for x reasons doesnt mean that another girl that looks different isnt also hot
Feb 28 2007 11:22AM
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xAtticusx
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 10
hahah sorry man im taken by a seriously amazing guy.

muscular wasnt exactly the word i was looking for. it was like...not super skinny but not muscular but not like lumpy.

and sorry,i dont have 3 boobs
Feb 28 2007 12:41PM
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Ender
Posts: 2348 - Karma: 112
haha
Feb 28 2007 2:30PM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
personality
face (including teeth, nose, eyes)
boobs
intelligence (not a dumb-hoe)
fun
outgoing
Feb 28 2007 3:35PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
i like me some meat
Feb 28 2007 7:11PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
personality is big for me
Feb 28 2007 7:28PM
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ijibgoremtn
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 13
no fatty's, must now snowbalde, no diseases, not a bitch
Feb 28 2007 9:24PM
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ijibgoremtn
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 13
damnit thats 2x today must NOT snowblade
Feb 28 2007 9:24PM
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doitbig
Posts: 4818 - Karma: 315
skinny but not sick, small ass, medium c's or d's
Feb 28 2007 9:26PM
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gottaluvsnow
Posts: 10 - Karma: 10
in a guy....

skiier
shaggy hair
laid back
funny
good teeth
confident but not too confident
Feb 28 2007 9:28PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
alll in the tits and the legs. no a cups no sausage thighs....im set.
Feb 28 2007 9:29PM
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J-ray-may
Posts: 88 - Karma: 10
physically no limitations i dont really care.

skillfully yeah i have criteria

1. must be good at counter strike and all fps to a degree below me, but not suck

2. must be able to run parkour

3. must not be invisible

4. if invisible must cover self in flour

5. must be human

6. if not human i will eat her
Feb 28 2007 9:32PM
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ryanwar6
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 114
did no one else think it odd that he out criteria for finding both a girl and guy hot?
Feb 28 2007 11:54PM
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FromCanada
Posts: 22 - Karma: 10
^ this has already been discussed and yes it is a little weird
Mar 1 2007 1:30AM
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sack
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 147
yeah, bisexuality is weird all right... if you're living in the 80s or in a town with less than 10,000 people.

I find attractive in guys:
good looks
a love of snow and skiing and/or boarding, but not ski-board/blading
steeziness.
an interest in any of the following: video games, comics, Japanese stuff, movies with explosions, movies that make you think, books, aggressive music, mellow music, etc. (ie. shares the same interests as me)
doesn't do drugs
liking monty python and/or having the same sense of humour as me
being "nice" but not like super courteous..
yup.
Mar 1 2007 4:42AM
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Dr.Barq
Posts: 720 - Karma: 15
brunettes, white  girls lol, im not attracted to any minorities to be honest unless they are really white washed, call me racist but youd be a fool cause im not.  preferably taller thin has to be chill, NOT clingy and can be a bitch cause theres no way you can get away from that. dress girly girl with all the desinger stuff. and if there blonde i really dont mind them being ditsy unless they are acting that way.
Mar 1 2007 2:30PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
hahaha
Mar 1 2007 2:44PM
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derick
Posts: 1045 - Karma: 11
nice boobs not to big..i dont like big boobs ass and a hot face i dont give a shit about there eyes and stuff thats dumb.and i dont want a girl who skis im glad my gf right now doesnt ski cause then she would allways be with me .when im at the hill i have to be with my friends...
Mar 1 2007 2:51PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
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Mar 1 2007 2:55PM
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xAtticusx
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 10
hahahahaha nice
Mar 1 2007 3:06PM
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ijibgoremtn
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 13
thats the best bong picture i have ever seen and thats a good 1.5 footer, now if it was a kaboom or a roor that'd be sick
Mar 1 2007 9:01PM
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Liam.Butler
Posts: 709 - Karma: 17
My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and quiefs
My dick rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle
Mar 1 2007 9:06PM
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alc
Posts: 566 - Karma: 23
hate to sound like an ass, but everyone has a personality
Mar 1 2007 9:14PM
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Mod
Posts: 3179 - Karma: 11
Face, smile, body, personality, And you have to be tan (oh, and shorter than me).
Mar 1 2007 9:31PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
Everyone most definatly does not have a persionaility, you must be retarded (like a lot of people).


anyway:

A cute face/eyes is big one for me.

also, hip to waste ratio. Im not saying the biggger ratio the better, there is a perfect medium which some girls have in this respect that companies like ferrari seem to have captured in their cars quite well.

Persionaility. I kinda like the crazy ones I gotta say. At that same note, a girl who is a tom boy who can get down and dirty is admireable.

Common interests. Music is a big one. Skiing is always good.

Boobs- as long as from somewhat of a distance, just looking at her chest you can tell shes a girl that its all good.
Mar 1 2007 9:34PM
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pns513
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 12
amen
Mar 1 2007 9:45PM
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C.R.420
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 28
what the fuck are you? bi-sexual?
faggot.
Mar 1 2007 9:47PM
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jmath
Posts: 112 - Karma: 11
monty python is the funniest thing to happen to the earth! and i too have a love for skiing above anything else
Mar 1 2007 9:48PM
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magic_steve
Posts: 544 - Karma: 10
net worth
Mar 1 2007 9:48PM
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J-Flow
Posts: 675 - Karma: 10
shut the fuck up.
Mar 1 2007 9:49PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
shut the fuck up bitch
at least i dont fuck my mother every night
Mar 1 2007 9:54PM
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