Earlier this summer, from caddying at this fucking golf course, I was looking for some fatass' ball, and the next day I had a big line of it on my leg, and some on my wrist... and from my wrist it somehow found its way into my bloodstream, which is when the real fun started. Before it was done two weeks later, it was on both legs, me feet, both arms, all over my fingers, my stomach, my neck and my inner thighs. It was fucking gross, I was dripping pus everywhere I went.
''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast