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Killed My Balls

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Jay31
Posts: 796 - Karma: 11
in a rail comp this weekend, i fucking killed my balls.

i popped onto the box and my right ski caught the side and BAM, sacked myself and slid down the box.

now i am having trouble walking, and can't ski at the moment, :(
Feb 26 2007 4:54PM
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xcjamie
Posts: 416 - Karma: 20
those are the worse
Feb 26 2007 4:54PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
im sorry.  im in a similar situation but not having to do with my balls.  my entire hip was black from a bruise and i could barely wlk and definately not ski.  but its getting better, i hope your balls heal quickly
Feb 26 2007 4:55PM
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snowXrider540
Posts: 1182 - Karma: 12
yeah that basically sucks balls

haha

ive never gotten them hurt THAT badly but im not complaining...
Feb 26 2007 4:57PM
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K2_Pubz_360
Posts: 906 - Karma: 10
i got nutted for the first time over the weekend...

not fun.
Feb 26 2007 5:15PM
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Ryanvdonk
Posts: 12808 - Karma: 1,945
i crushed my sack between my legs a couple weeks ago when i over rotated 5 and overshot the jump, it hurt like a bitch, couldn't really ski or walk to well the rest of the day.
Feb 26 2007 5:23PM
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,947
ive been fortunate and have never had a skiing induced ball injury, but there have been plenty thru soccer and damn, do they suck. Bummer
Feb 26 2007 6:01PM
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DaLiNeRiDEr21
Posts: 3687 - Karma: 39
do you have a girl to message them?
Feb 26 2007 6:02PM
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Ski_Punx
Posts: 783 - Karma: 49
Also flat landings can be a ball stinger!
Feb 26 2007 6:03PM
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FANTASTIC_FUN
Posts: 50 - Karma: 10
balls!!
Feb 26 2007 6:05PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES i thought i had like a problem with my balls the first time i did it it was weird i hate that shit
Feb 26 2007 6:07PM
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Jay31
Posts: 796 - Karma: 11
ya those flat landings can do some pain to.
Feb 26 2007 10:29PM
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.d.
Posts: 927 - Karma: 12
that blows
Feb 26 2007 10:30PM
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FANTASTIC_FUN
Posts: 50 - Karma: 10
do you want both my balls?
Feb 26 2007 10:34PM
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FANTASTIC_FUN
Posts: 50 - Karma: 10
no just the pigskin
Feb 26 2007 10:34PM
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Sholte
Posts: 2929 - Karma: 12
ouch, i did that the first time i hit a rail
Feb 26 2007 10:36PM
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shaked
Posts: 79 - Karma: 10
I've sacked myself so many times skating it doesn't even hurt anymore.


I think my testicles might even be gone.

Feb 26 2007 11:22PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
so what your saying is i can kick you in the nuts and you wont feel it?
Feb 26 2007 11:27PM
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K2skipunk
Posts: 2837 - Karma: 111

haha, yea it does suck em big time. 

Feb 26 2007 11:29PM
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Corkster
Posts: 2622 - Karma: 10
just amputate them their just for show after an impact like that anyway. plus who really likes the sack?¿?
Feb 27 2007 12:06AM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
sucks huh?
Feb 27 2007 12:09AM
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mtbakerteacher
Posts: 4185 - Karma: 20
i sat on my nuts on the chair once
that sucked.
Feb 27 2007 12:17AM
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ronalddregan.
Posts: 1564 - Karma: 260
i saw some gaper kid this weekend try to get off the chairlift and the back of his pants were caught on the chair. so he jumped off and he was just dangling there for like 2 minutes until the chair lift operator could get him off. got off n just layed face down in the snow.
Feb 27 2007 12:23AM
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