I feel like a dumb ass when I talk to people that are into something im into and they know a shit load more than me. I feel like they think im a wanna be. I just want to have fun and chill. why is everyone judging me?
whenever someone sees me like in the lodge or w/e and they dont see my ski boots, they think i am a boarder, well they dont say anything, but i know they think that!! and i just wanna be like "NO I DO NOT SNOWBOARD!! I SKI!!" and then say sweet deal, bring the pizzas!!!
women, can't live without them and they can't pee standing up
"I wake up in the morning, make a bowl of instant oatmeal then I don't do shit for an hour... Makes me wonder why I need the instant oatmeal... I could get the regular oatmeal and feel productive... Whadda ya gonna do? Make oatmeal... chyea"
ur quote pretty much makes all people in the midwest look gay lol
I hate it when i say im going to the park to adults and they say o have fun on those jumps and watch out for those boarders doing them
"When people go out and try the things I do and get Hurt, I just shake my head and say natural selection"-Josh Bender (Freeride MtBiker)
"Livin the Dream"-Owen Wilson
Haha, people think I'm a snowmobiler more than they think I'm a skier, especially when in town because they see the full face and instantly think "Snowmobile!". No, skiing trees is scary enough even without the two (out of 6) concussions I've had because of them.
Man goes in the cage. Cage goes in the salsa. Shark's in the salsa.
I remember saying something like: I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive. Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full with what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming: Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?
Dr. Gonzo: Did you say something?
Hm? Never mind. It's your turn to drive.
No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
first i say that i ski, then if they say thats gay, then explain how gapers are the only ones on the mountain who hate on the other sport.
then if they dont get it i say that skiing has changed since the last time they went skiing on a family vacation 4 years ago.
yeah i get asked that alot, 2 years ago when i broke my hand i had to explain to the doctor what i did, when i told him i was down and welch(my home mountain) and i was going off this jump, the doctor butts in and says "oh you were snowboarding" so i had to explain to him what freestyle skiing is about and hes like "oh i never knew that".
this one snowboarder said he skiied for the first time and he said it was the easiest thing he has ever done and i was like "FUCK YOU! snowboarding sucks asshole and its boring and i bet u suck ass at snowboarding anyways and fuck you. skiing park is so much better than snowboarding period.
ya i broke my leg this winter and anytime i tell people i did it skiing they are like o u fag u must suck... then when you are explaining to non skiers and snowboarders how you over shot teh landing on a step down tehy just get confused
I don't get the hating on snowboarding, my best buddy who I ride with the most is a boarder. It doesn't matter what size and amount of planks you ride, just as long as you can have a good time shredding.
Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim
yeah whenever i tell people i ski, they're like "oh man you should try snowboarding, you can do all kinds of tricks and grind and stuff!"
so i need to explain today's generation of twin-tip skiiers and explain how it is much better than boarding. (not having to sit and work on your bindings before every run, how skis will actually release off your feet if you bail, reducing injury, and so on.)
Get blazed and ski... It's more fun!
"Some kid in China or something cut off his hands because he played a video game too much then he learned that the expansion was coming out and is getting fake hands." -TwinTipJibber.
yeah my girl is from long island and knows nothing about it, she always makes comments like isnt skiing an old man sport, then i attempt to explain twintips, she just stares like i am talking about algebra to a 1st grader