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Sex checklists

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dat_dude_sammie
Posts: 42 - Karma: 10
yo anybody got a sex checklist they want to accomplesh in life? like 3somes and stuff?? i wanna make one help me think of some ideas
Feb 22 2007 2:43AM
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dangerdad
Posts: 2228 - Karma: 317
threesome
great wall of china
head on an open chairlift
red head, blonde, and brunette within a week
italian chick in italy

Oct 29 2007 10:04PM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
that would be epic, do it and film it buy sensor it and post it on here lol
Oct 29 2007 10:16PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
my main one was getting road head in a really nice car

check.
Oct 29 2007 10:32PM
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Karcher
Posts: 3788 - Karma: 1,934
a colored person
Oct 29 2007 11:28PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62

I have a sauna at my cabin up north, and for some reason it sounds like it would be lots of fun, but in reality the sauna would probably smell like sex for ages with that cedar

Oct 30 2007 5:24PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
hahaha you got beat to it! thats what your supposed to do man. i hit the gf's mom all the time!
Oct 30 2007 5:27PM
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atnum.
Posts: 90 - Karma: 21
In space, zero gravity
Oct 30 2007 5:38PM
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paulbunyan
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 94
that has to be a joke!
Oct 30 2007 5:44PM
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SiverMike
Posts: 2367 - Karma: 13
Worddddd, gf's mom is where its at!!!

anyways ive accomplished a few things in my day....including....

mile high club (good old fingering in row 25)

Conivnced the whore to do anal (in a las vegas hotel mind you)

Had sex while her mom was sleeping next to us

had sex in my dads mercedes (borrowed it for a formal dance)

Had sex with this chick from summer school who i never talked to nor ever saw again.
Oct 30 2007 8:44PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24704 - Karma: 29,687
Actually, nothing would be better than banging on a tram. In Europe. With a hot european chick. Gondolas are lame, and too small. Trams are wayyyy higher and wayyy crazier. I made out with some random chick on one once. That wasss... pretty much orgasmic.
Oct 31 2007 1:37AM
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KZA
Posts: 3304 - Karma: 301
i dont think that quite counts.
Nov 6 2007 1:51AM
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AltaPilgrim4973
Posts: 217 - Karma: 11
gondola
threesum
port-a-ledge
in the "death zone"
twins

Nov 6 2007 2:56AM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
updated:

mile high clubgondolabeach (on towel to prevent sand pain)showercanoebed of my pickup69 mabes?
Jan 7 2008 9:51AM
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R-Bertsch
Posts: 4719 - Karma: 20
accomplished: black girl, hot tub, pool, shower,  in the park, in a bathroom at a huuuge college party, in a room with other people in it, in a dorm room trying not to wake her roommate.

to do: an older chick, doesn't matter if its a milf, an asian, a latino, a colombian, a hot indian (very rare), swedish chick, gondola...hmmm
Jan 7 2008 10:22AM
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jhackbeez
Posts: 2136 - Karma: 258
haha i like the very rare.  i lol'd

i dont have a checklist, but:  had sex with gf, then went to go get some food in her house after, and ended up doing it with her older sister.  god breakfast was awkward.....



Jan 7 2008 11:06AM
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jibsworth
Posts: 1554 - Karma: 12
Hahaha, jea this is my only goal..
Jan 7 2008 11:38AM
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georgemihaly
Posts: 149 - Karma: 12
Haaaaa In the death zone awesome goal and I'm pretty sure no one has ever pulled that one off...would that be with or without oxygen?
Jan 7 2008 12:50PM
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jhackbeez
Posts: 2136 - Karma: 258
what the hell is the death zone?
Jan 7 2008 1:09PM
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georgemihaly
Posts: 149 - Karma: 12
The death zone is any part of Mt. Everest (tallest mountain in the world) above 8,000 meters where oxygen and atmospheric pressure levels are 1/3 that at sea level.  Most of the climbers that die on everest die in the Death Zone (thanks wikipedia)
Jan 7 2008 1:48PM
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Meisi
Posts: 78 - Karma: 12
dosent really work.. saltwater doesnt help to keep it slippery.
Jan 7 2008 4:55PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
i fucking love that show on discovery channel

threesome
anal
black girl
gondola
older girl
beach
mile high club


Jan 7 2008 5:05PM
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ShreddingthaGnar
Posts: 454 - Karma: 18
Thats a legit list. Jenna haze is fuckin awesome.

8. Roadhead from Seattle to Whistler
Jan 7 2008 7:01PM
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Valind
Posts: 4358 - Karma: 17
I did that just this season at keystone
Jan 7 2008 7:04PM
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magic_steve
Posts: 544 - Karma: 10
in a car... check.
in the shower, hottub and pool
outside
on a trampoline
on the roof
in the library
in a mall fitting room
on a plane
on a rowboat
on a cruise ship deck
in a taco bell bathroom
with 2 girls
on a ski lift/gondola
in the woods
while playing frogger
while role-playing as a mexican apple thief

long way to go but im young.
Jan 7 2008 7:27PM
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TRLnottheshow
Posts: 125 - Karma: 10
HAND JOBS SUCK
Jan 7 2008 7:31PM
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magic_steve
Posts: 544 - Karma: 10
with a girl who speaks a different language of which I am not fluent.
Jan 7 2008 7:45PM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
In a Dryer
Octopus (4 people scissoring)
Slip and Slide
Someone elses Hotel room
Pregnant 
Skiing? doggy style?
Twincest 
Eye fucking
Mcdonalds Childern's Playpen
Mideget in a suitcase on my lap, with a hole in side.
Freefalling 
Jan 7 2008 8:45PM
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[TheWuTangClan]
Posts: 343 - Karma: 10
one of those kinda stuck up hot ass blond soccer moms
Jan 7 2008 9:17PM
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theres_ghosts
Posts: 875 - Karma: 13
i hope not with them
Jan 7 2008 9:33PM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
another dude.
Jan 7 2008 9:39PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300

antigraavity chamber

Jan 7 2008 9:57PM
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Earl_Globz
Posts: 1551 - Karma: 779
olives are fuckable. if you have enough.

Who knows whats thats from
Jan 7 2008 10:23PM
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StevenSegal
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 16
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Jan 7 2008 10:37PM
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rgriego
Posts: 21 - Karma: 10
1. treesome
2. twins
3.japanese chick
4.a treesome with japanese chicks
4.an ebony chick
5.the top of the statue of liberty would be interesting
Jan 7 2008 10:47PM
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ride-rider
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 20
haha, I would to.  their are some pretty sexy black chicks out their.
Jan 7 2008 10:53PM
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dman1260
Posts: 899 - Karma: 13
I think this is the best one yet.  Very original. 
Jan 7 2008 11:01PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
why do guys love anal, but girls dont?

i dont understand....
Jan 7 2008 11:07PM
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Nico_G
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 15
I want to reanact 2girls1cup with two girls. and me being the cup.
Jan 7 2008 11:11PM
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HEYLADY
Posts: 572 - Karma: 9
Jenna haze
Jan 7 2008 11:19PM
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fucked_edges
Posts: 514 - Karma: 20
elevator
handicap washroom
parkaide
anal
....all good times :)
Jan 7 2008 11:41PM
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Canuker
Posts: 4730 - Karma: 165
dont drop the soap.

and id say


1. Gondola
2. in some backcountry pow =)
3.while sky diving.
Jan 8 2008 1:33AM
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jhackbeez
Posts: 2136 - Karma: 258
hahahahaha gross.   i would prefer to reinact shakthatbear.com  it would be more legit
Jan 8 2008 9:13AM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
in a gondola
Jan 8 2008 11:17AM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
dude, the hot indian's like a freaking holographic Charizard or something. good luck.
Jan 8 2008 4:16PM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
pics or it didnt happen
Jan 8 2008 7:50PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
mom + daughter......anybody who pulled that off would be a god
Jan 8 2008 7:53PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
sometimes i pay hookers to come to my house and choke me as i pleasure myself
Jan 8 2008 7:55PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
i fear ive said too much
Jan 8 2008 7:55PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
that would be fucking amazing.
Jan 8 2008 8:01PM
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lineskier2334
Posts: 895 - Karma: 15
im 16---
parents bed-check
shower-check
jacuzzi-check
pool-check
on the counter in the kitchen-check
22 year old-check
latino-check
getting checked and being clean after all that-check
Jan 8 2008 9:52PM
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