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Sex checklists

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dat_dude_sammie
Posts: 42 - Karma: 10
yo anybody got a sex checklist they want to accomplesh in life? like 3somes and stuff?? i wanna make one help me think of some ideas
Feb 22 2007 2:43AM
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pierceme
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
Ive only had sex once but it was a threesome so im pretty happy where im at.
Feb 22 2007 2:46AM
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fappy
Posts: 2960 - Karma: 15
how about races? like japanese, black, indian, polynesian, latina...
Feb 22 2007 2:46AM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
haha yea im sure it was straight out of a porno hahahahaha right!!

N e ways add doing it in your neighbors backyard its a good time!!

or with a friends relative sister mom that sorta thing!

Stear clear of doing it in a jail cell cuz that usually is goin to involve same sex and could get ugly but if ur into that more power to ya
Feb 22 2007 2:59AM
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triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,189
yea but either way your gonn ahave a sore asshole so try to stay away from it if you can
Feb 22 2007 8:05AM
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ISkiSwitch
Posts: 3157 - Karma: 22
yea, no kidding. lol.
Feb 22 2007 8:06AM
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nitsua
Posts: 4631 - Karma: 726
um not really
Feb 22 2007 9:37AM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
I want to have sex with a black girl.
Feb 22 2007 9:49AM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
sex with a crazy latino
sex in my parents bed while they are home
sex in the drivers seat of my car while i drive to the grocery store dwon the street

come on this thread has potential
Feb 22 2007 9:56AM
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bobtheskier05
Posts: 485 - Karma: 20
haha
Feb 22 2007 10:19AM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
bahahahaha man i thought the mention of said name was grounds for a ban...i think u should be safe though
Feb 22 2007 10:27AM
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waynewong
Posts: 1359 - Karma: 23
1. Random ski-town hot-tub poaching sex
2. The laundry room suring a party with a random girl sex
3. The internet hookup older lady sex

just a few
Feb 22 2007 12:32PM
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SwitchMahFuckah
Posts: 783 - Karma: 15
This is weird, in highschool one of my friends hooked up with my girlfriends stepmom.
Feb 22 2007 1:14PM
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pierceme
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
It has always been a dream of mine to have sex somewhere on the mountain, preferably where people can just barely make it out through the trees. 
Feb 22 2007 2:22PM
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OAK_TREE
Posts: 2683 - Karma: 12
I wanna have sex with Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley. At the same time.
Feb 22 2007 2:29PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
meh, thats reasonable.


gondola (obviously)

black chick
uh hotel balcony
limo
Feb 22 2007 2:31PM
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T-Wash
Posts: 1656 - Karma: 37
I've always wanted to have sex in Home Depot in one of theirs tubs. Or have sex on those display beds in a store
Feb 22 2007 2:39PM
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suji.fnacks
Posts: 1174 - Karma: 10
when you're this young a good porno like threesome is hard to come by. Girls have to many jealousy issues and if the girls are that open with eachother, then they usually dont want you.
Feb 22 2007 2:40PM
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jea_killa
Posts: 955 - Karma: 88
i want to have sex while on a burning plane, have are sweaty bodies extinguish the fire, I saze the plane we land and have sex on the news.
Feb 22 2007 2:56PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
i dunno.. midddle of the forest on a moss coverd log... nature in nature ya get?
Feb 22 2007 3:23PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
hahahah
Feb 22 2007 3:23PM
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jea_killa
Posts: 955 - Karma: 88
sex with a cow
Feb 22 2007 3:23PM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
a black chick
Feb 22 2007 3:32PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Gondola (What skier doesn't dream of this)
Sex with an attractive mom BEFORE I'm 21 (Friend of mine at school pulled it off, she's 36 haha)
Anal

Feb 22 2007 3:34PM
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Corkster
Posts: 2622 - Karma: 10
thats definatly top of the list
Feb 22 2007 3:38PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
haaa someone dropped tubgirl!
Feb 22 2007 3:44PM
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suji.fnacks
Posts: 1174 - Karma: 10
naa it would so much better when your comfortable, warm and you can take your time. With snowpants and jacket on you sweat, you take it off its cold. Very inconvienent
Feb 22 2007 6:38PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Ssshh... Stop bursting my bubble! It would be awesome!
Feb 22 2007 6:39PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
haha male sex male sex
Feb 22 2007 6:45PM
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MEGAZORD
Posts: 4531 - Karma: -7
I think i would have sex with a black girl just for the pure novelty.
Feb 22 2007 6:46PM
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KrazyistKarl
Posts: 1725 - Karma: 599
dammm man you got fine taste. id take her down to.
Feb 22 2007 6:48PM
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SHastatahoe
Posts: 3414 - Karma: 19
I want to have sex with all your moms.
Feb 22 2007 6:49PM
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suji.fnacks
Posts: 1174 - Karma: 10
oh yeah ecspecially with the ones over 50
Feb 22 2007 6:50PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Brown sugar! How come you taste so good, huh?
Brown sugar! Just like a.. just like a black girl should!
Feb 22 2007 6:58PM
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Benson23
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 15
hahaha you saw that shit too so sick
Feb 22 2007 6:59PM
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Tolz
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 27
dude, thats gross
Feb 22 2007 7:10PM
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SHastatahoe
Posts: 3414 - Karma: 19
ESPECIALLY.
Feb 22 2007 7:19PM
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dave_uninc
Posts: 335 - Karma: 71
Gondola (What skier doesn't dream of this)


true that
Sep 22 2007 9:24PM
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mothaeast
Posts: 2923 - Karma: 13
school!
Sep 22 2007 9:31PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
wtf did you search to get this?
Sep 22 2007 9:33PM
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603skier
Posts: 587 - Karma: 11
this is a weird thread for NS.
Sep 22 2007 9:42PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
lol
Sep 22 2007 10:02PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
get the periodic table of sex positions. there are little boxes to check off what you've done.
Sep 22 2007 10:05PM
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ax_murderer
Posts: 3322 - Karma: 30
BUTT SEX

UBS (Unprotected Butt Sex)
Sep 22 2007 10:15PM
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~auddie~
Posts: 757 - Karma: 24
Gondola fo sho
or in backcountry pow
Sep 22 2007 10:27PM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
1. japanese schoolgirl
2. older woman while im young
3. tittyfuck a girl with enormous jugs
Sep 22 2007 10:32PM
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flippintricker
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 9
i will agree with those.


I could also go for some gondola, then in the locker room, then in the hot tub, then in the snow, then take her back to bed, all in one day.
Sep 22 2007 10:48PM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
no japanese schoolgirl?

I am making a trip to japan, primarily to introduce some asian girls to the american penis.
Sep 22 2007 10:49PM
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A@ron
Posts: 1320 - Karma: 86
yes, this day will complete my life!
Sep 23 2007 1:25AM
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jacqui-la-fripui
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 12
what was the reference post that got removed?
Sep 23 2007 1:32AM
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jacqui-la-fripui
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 12
on a hovercraft
Sep 23 2007 1:49AM
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