"I wake up in the morning, make a bowl of instant oatmeal then I don't do shit for an hour... Makes me wonder why I need the instant oatmeal... I could get the regular oatmeal and feel productive... Whadda ya gonna do? Make oatmeal... chyea"
Well if your favorite is a vape, thats not really a smoking device is it? Mine would be a zong.
I remember saying something like: I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive. Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full with what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming: Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?
Dr. Gonzo: Did you say something?
Hm? Never mind. It's your turn to drive.
No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
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Vt 07 Creativity: It's a known fact that grass increases creativity from 8 to 11 times. In fact, everyone finds that they are more creative stoned than straight. So remember! M-A-R-I-J-U... A-J-U-A-N-A... Mari... juana... Marijuana.[/b][/b][/b][/b]
i was super hammered one time and my cousin took a knife hit. i just remembered we scraped all the shit out of a bong bowl and he smoked that. he just had to go lay down. i would suggest not taking them. i like my but green not scraped up resin
dont worry im drunk....
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go into your kitchn grab 2 kifes no plastic handles, now go to your stove if you have a gas turn it up full blast if youhave a electric range( the wered loop ting) turn it on hight.. now place the knifes so that the tips become hot in the flam or stick in the range while it hot.. now. take a 2 leiter bottle cut it in half stick holes in the bottom half and full the upper half with ice./snow. now stick the bottom half bottom up into the top part holdin in the ice or snow(this is your tube now you can get fancypants but thats later) now by now your kinfes should be red hot by now. now take your weed / hash / resin, and make some little balls now this is your discresion bigger the ball bigger the hit. id say for a first timer make it the size of a pencil eraser. now arangee the balls on a plate that you dont mind gettin coverd in pot debris, now this is the tricky part if your byyourself its hard so be sure to have a buddy there.
hold the funnel up to you mouth and have your buddy take the knifes off the burner, with one kife you can push gently on the balls( usaly pot will stick to the knfie but hash or resin can be tricky) now it might be smoking a littl bit but not yetm, place the knife under the device you made and with the other knife smush the weed togher. this is when you suck through the bottle and suck up the smoke.. now this is a very genral discription of how to knife hit. there are many differant stlyes as well.
now if you want to make a 40 knifer tube. take an empty 40 and put in about half and inch of cold water.. get a red hot knife and be sure to be outside and throw the hot knife down the neck of the 40.. it should pop the bottom right off.
i've always wanted to try smoking from an apple though
Hey, listen. Don't take any guff from these fucking swine. If you have any trouble, remember: you can always send a telegram to the right people. - Raoul Duke
lets all post whore to make it grow quicker than a black mans cock when j-lo enters the room - LE.Skiing
She's giving me a handjob and I notice her ring was chafing my dick! It hurt so bad but I couldn't ask her to stop, now my dick is all red sore and there is a large blister!
(butt sex), that's the whole point of a relationship.
Dude, when your penis is in danger you need to fucking do something, Jesus.