There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get
holy shit poke holes in their condoms? i dont know how u people come up with this shit...
"I wake up in the morning, make a bowl of instant oatmeal then I don't do shit for an hour... Makes me wonder why I need the instant oatmeal... I could get the regular oatmeal and feel productive... Whadda ya gonna do? Make oatmeal... chyea"
get a bottle of soda and some mentos. Poke a hole in one mentos and put a string though it. Somehow make sure the mentos is secured to the srting. Now stick the mentos in the bottle but not so that its outching the soda, this part is for later. hang some string outside of the bottle and screw lid on. now that the mentos ant going anywhere cause of the bottle cap on the string, cut the extra string thats hanging out of the bottle so that it cant be seen. Stick bottle in fridge and wait for someone to open it
or do the saran wrap on toilet seat at night thing. cover the bowl carefully with saran wrap making sure there are no creases or folds on top. at night this will appear invisable. your friend will start peeing and then the pee will bounce right off the saran wrap and make a mess. and when you start pissing its hard to stop...
I've done the background one but I also set the task bar to autohide and then make an error box as part of the background saying that there was a Critical system error and the I/O devices have malfunctioned. It's funny when they try to click on everything. Include the "ok" on the error box.
SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
i did this one at my school....luckily didnt get fucked...
take ketchup, mustard, relich, and condiment packs...take about 2 of em...put them under ur schools toilet seat but make sure u cant see em...next person to sit down....splat all over there pants balls asshole...
WAIT i just though of the best one. i though of it with all the talk about the mentos and pop and i combined it with the toilet. all you got to do is turn off the waterthen flush the toilet 2x to get out all the water out of the bottom and the top. Now fill the top with a couple liters of coke and fill the bowl with mentos.
Wow talk about retarded ideas...all illigal and stupid. I have better ideas
-Send an AIM virus
-marker up his/her face
-drop their keys in the toilet
-brush hair or something else with their toothbrush
-light a few firecrackers in their room in the middle of the night.
-put snow in their boots
-stick gum under their boot soul(sp?)
-the good old KICK ME in the back
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