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I turn to you, newschoolers....help a guy in need
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im in 10th grade and i have to have an outline about stem cell research due tomorrow for Modern World History (class).
the problem is, I have to debate this super annoying mega liberal no time for anyone else opnion's drama club girl. my teacher runs the drama club.
also, i have to debate the opposite of what i feel. i feel that stem cell research is a necessary thing for curing uncurable diseases.
so, NS. how do i convince my class and teacher that stem cell research is wrong?
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start like crying and shit, and act like u care
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tell them those phetuses could be used for food instead of curing cancer.
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haaa gross. but seriously
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to lazy and tired to do ur fuckin report for you. get ur ass off ns and do it urself.
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haha.. doesn't work though
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im not aasking for you to do my report, shithead. im merely asking for the general opinion on NS regarding stem cell research and it's pros/cons
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google that shit nigga!!!!!!
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if u have to debate just agree with her and dont be a republican
cause:
republicans cause babies to cry causing fat men to fall over and then have to have ambulances come and get tehm thus causeing global warming
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fuck i did this earlier this year, shoulda paid attention.
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Your best chance is to play the card about when life really begins and whether or not you can merit the death of the poor babies with curing cancer... good luck. hahaha
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yo wiripper did u ever race for ur HS race team?
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Honestly, I cant see how Stem Cell research is wrong, especially since they're restricted to using just a few lines right now. I think you're screwed.
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nah. we should film at sunburst sometime though nig
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Yeah dude, just argue that life really begins as soon as the baby is conceived and act like you believe it... I agree that stem cell research is legit, but finding the other side's argument shouldn't be too hard seeing as it's a pretty big controversy..
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yeah this know it all kid assigned me it. i didnt choose this
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do your report on "Sperm Cell Research" and just pretend you didn't hear right when it was assigned. maybe you'll get an extra day, probably not. either way it would be funny
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and democrats are fuckin retards that injur themselves and get a purple heart
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nah thats just kerry, the republicans hate everyone that doesnt like to burn oil and wage wars
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use and analogy to connect with the ladies in ur class
for example:
say if i were to impregnate u and roughly 1 to 2 months into the pregnancy i rip out the phetus.
after which i proceed to mutilate it for the progress of a not yet proven science.
btw im not actually against stem cell research, y not put things to use if it could mean the difference in a medical break through for humans. i just thought this could be a good starting point for your debate
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just bring in a picture of jesus... rpeferably one of those catholic ones with the bleeding heart... and just say nothing and pretend to pray the whole time... maybe every once in a while quitely mutter "lord forgive them". with god on your side... you dont even have to argue!
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start pooping and then you cant give your thingy do to embarrasment and distraction of smell
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