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The Texas Tuck- How Too

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WikiWiki
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Alright everyone I recently read skeeze magazine and learned how to to the Texas Tuck. This is when you want to have some fun and show off(lol) to the lift. First find a spot right underneath the busiest lift on the mountain. Start to ski in a snowplow( that thing you learned when starting to ski). Then make it as big as possible while bending over into a "tuck" (hint Bonus Points if you tuck your poles in a wierd way) This is also good when hitting a kicker to get people to think your bad. Then just throw down a 10 and they'll know, you were really doing the Texas Tuck.
Feb 18 2007 2:24PM
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Piste.Off
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thanks for teaching me how to bend down
Feb 18 2007 2:56PM
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Piste.Off
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and texas tuck gets you more speed for the kicker its not for people to think you are bad
Feb 18 2007 2:57PM
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InfernoHits
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hes talking about when you see those nooobs on the mountain and they are tucked up like a rcer but their legs are spread wide and are snow plowing sort of. And it would be really funny to do that up to a jump than 9 it or something
Feb 18 2007 3:11PM
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Piste.Off
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^ ooo gotcha dont pay attention to my ability to not read very well
Feb 18 2007 3:33PM
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steevner
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all you have o remember is

symmetry = bad for gaper impressions
Feb 18 2007 4:39PM
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Luckyscs
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Throw down a 10? or do yo mean a 180? Whats It called when you sit down on your skis and ski
Feb 19 2007 12:32AM
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Dustin.
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he means a 10.

Oh and step 1 for the Texas Tuck is to throw out all sense of self respect and style.
Feb 19 2007 12:39AM
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Crock360
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haha I love having gaper steeze to get people to look at you funny, and then throw down something decent off a jump. I really really want to get a "blind skier" bib and a guide bib for one of my buddies, then go through the park. It would make a killer video segment.
Feb 19 2007 4:17AM
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hendrik.
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yeah...but at the same time no...
Feb 19 2007 4:19AM
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*Fujative*
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so good! seeing all the little kids bomb down the mountain... 
Feb 19 2007 9:32AM
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industry-insider
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poles straight up in the air tucked under your arms
Feb 19 2007 10:08AM
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Thomson.
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me and my friends call that chinese style.
Feb 19 2007 10:09AM
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steevner
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The kids i teach call it pod-racing. i've taken a liking to the saying
Feb 19 2007 2:34PM
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feezy
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i love that.

pod racing is awesome shit, and it can throw up ridiculous amounts of snow behind you if done properly.
Feb 19 2007 5:10PM
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steevner
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i know, it's quite fun sometimes, but not when their parents are bitching at you to teach them how to turn
Feb 19 2007 5:11PM
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ScratchFS91
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yeah get your poles sticking strait up too
Feb 19 2007 5:31PM
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finnafuckyobitch
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hahahaha that would be awsome
Feb 19 2007 5:32PM
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rastarider1080
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yes that would be fun
Feb 19 2007 6:35PM
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Luckyscs
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or get a guide dog for 2 blind skiers.
Feb 19 2007 7:18PM
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