ha ha ha i don't know about that, but money does speak.
Let's think about this for a sec, Ted, why would somebody put a guarantee on a box? Hmmm, very interesting.
Go on, I'm listening.
Here's the way I see it, Ted. guy puts a fancy guarantee on a box 'cause he wants you to feel all warm and toasty inside.
Yeah, makes a man feel good.
'Course it does. Why shouldn't it? Ya figure you put that little box
under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave
a quarter, am I right, Ted?
What's your point?
The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer?
"Building model airplanes" says the little fairy, well, we're not
buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The
next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your
daughter's knocked up, I seen it a hundred times.
But why do they put a guarantee on the box?
Because they know all they solda ya was a guaranteed piece of shit.
That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box
and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your
customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about
buying a quality product from me.
[
pause] Okay, I'll buy from you.
Well, that's... What?
