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Ninja vs jedi

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hoodratz47
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who would win in a fight????
Feb 14 2007 3:26PM
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ski@work
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Ninja .. they actually exist...

Mark Hamill'd lose to Chuck Norris too!!

"Jedi mind trick my ass, I'm'a gonna bitch slap you into oblivion" -C.N.
Feb 14 2007 3:30PM
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hoodratz47
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yeah but really... what the fuck are you gonna do against a lighsaber... ?????????
Feb 14 2007 3:32PM
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J.D.
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Whoa. That's a tough one. I mean let's say neither had swords.... whoa. This is a whole new thing.
Feb 14 2007 3:34PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Jedi hands down.
Feb 14 2007 3:34PM
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AndrewZ
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yea...as sweet as ninjas are, they've got nothing on a jedi
Feb 14 2007 3:36PM
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J.D.
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Apparently you people aren't taking into consideration the fact that 4 out of 5 Ninjas infiltrate the base on their very first try.

This is so far from settled.
Feb 14 2007 3:38PM
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Skipig25
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what about mind death grip, hucking people against walls, and using their mind against them. not to mention they can do that weird floaty flying thing. and they are aware of their surroundings- this includes ninjas. and they know when bad shit is up with the force
Feb 14 2007 3:40PM
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sherpasrock
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but the whole force thing pushes me in the direction of the jedi. don't get me wrong, i think ninjas are sweet, well of course i do, i am one, but come on. jedi's just use the force to sense the ninjas, and to throw objects, and even push the ninjas!

i think the jedi's have the upper hand.
Feb 14 2007 3:40PM
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hoodratz47
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true if the swords( katana and lightsaber) were gone it would be a differant fight..

what if it was like evil ninja vs dark force jedi(sith)

or like good nija vs good jedi and shit...
Feb 14 2007 3:41PM
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J.D.
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Dude, Ninjas can fly. Haven't you ever seen Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon? And plus Jedis can't use the force as a weapon, they can't do that death grip thing. That's Siths.
Feb 14 2007 3:42PM
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hoodratz47
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yeah what about ninja positons?????
Feb 14 2007 3:43PM
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sherpasrock
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yeah, but they can throw objects, and use force push and stuff. yoda did it, and he's not a sith.
Feb 14 2007 3:44PM
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J.D.
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They can't throw stuff like Vader in Ep5. They can push, but only defensively, like they can't push you off a cliff. And sorry but I've never seen a Jedi block ten million arrows like Jet Li in Hero.
Feb 14 2007 3:46PM
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Holte
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The poor ninjas wouldn't stand a chance. Ninjas may be stealthy, but a jedi doesn't even have to have their eyes open to sense a ninja. Not to mention that a sword is pretty ineffective if your opponent can cut it in half with their weapon or simply grab it from you from across the room.
Feb 14 2007 3:47PM
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J.D.
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We've already postulated the disarmament of the competitors.
Feb 14 2007 3:48PM
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hoodratz47
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yeah but ninja have shunakin and those things are faster then shit..

but if if came to hand to hand combat... i think a ninja would study the shit out of jedis and find there weekness....

olvie garden bread sticks.... and that why in hand to hand combat... ninjas still own..

now if there were still lightsabers... man youd be a dead fuckin ninja
Feb 14 2007 3:48PM
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sherpasrock
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(i'm a ninja remember? i know, i'm just playing devils advocate, cause no one else is).

and what about in..oh what was it, episode II, when yoda fought duku....yoda was totally throwing huge metal things at duku.
Feb 14 2007 3:49PM
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hoodratz47
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but i think ninjas would know that they could be defeated very easlky... they would have to sneak into the jedi lair whilst they slept and use poisen to defeat the jedi
Feb 14 2007 3:50PM
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Rez4frederick
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Yoda would win, hands down.
Feb 14 2007 3:52PM
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hoodratz47
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yeah... but i think on the agilty level nijas could dodge peice of metal used by the jedi... and while there mind ids busy moving metal thats when they could strike in with a attack and kill the jedi with a needle
Feb 14 2007 3:55PM
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hoodratz47
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i just want to say.... that is some really good grammer right there...
Feb 14 2007 3:56PM
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T-Wash
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Jedi's would win. because jedi's are like ninjas with lightsabers and crazy mind powers
Feb 14 2007 3:58PM
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Skipig25
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ninja + mind powers + awesome weapons and shit = jedi.

solve for variables

Jedi > ninja
Feb 14 2007 4:06PM
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Jake...
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ninja > jedi

ninja's kill.
Feb 14 2007 4:08PM
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hoodratz47
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yeah.. and ninjas work in numbers... but it would depend on the midoclorhan level in the jedi for a just match!
Feb 14 2007 4:18PM
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SteveStepp
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Jedis.....Ob-V
Feb 14 2007 4:18PM
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1-pippin
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jedi's are pretty much ninjas with the force, so jedi for sure.
Feb 14 2007 4:27PM
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XXL_Steeze
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Jedis would win hands down.

But how about a ninja vs. a pirate? OMG!
Feb 14 2007 4:34PM
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zepscratch
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no one can kill a jedi... except maybe darth vader... maybe
Feb 14 2007 5:53PM
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siversex
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ninjas are a shitload faster than jedi. ninjas are more creative. theyed definetly find a way to kill mr. jedi.
Feb 14 2007 6:00PM
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jp_draves
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Think about this for a second, Jedi's are practically ninjas with all there cute ariel manuevers. Alongside their ninja similarities they have the lightsaber and the force.

jedis hands down
Feb 14 2007 6:01PM
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Skipig25
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and you can't say a ninja is faster than a jedi. the force tells them where to move next before it even happens. how do you think they fucking deflect gunblasts with a lightsaber. you have to move pretty quick to do that
Feb 14 2007 6:03PM
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hoodratz47
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there are no lightsabers here
Feb 14 2007 6:06PM
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Peter.
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nuf said
Feb 14 2007 6:16PM
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SlickRick.
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then who the fuck would this be ..jackass


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Feb 14 2007 6:37PM
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SkiMN
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jedi
Feb 14 2007 6:46PM
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gangsteeze101
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its tough but nninjas can go in slow motion and they can fly havnt u guys seen kung fu hustle? ninjas have powers budas fist nig, jedis can heal and have sik powers to thoug i dunno its close in the end i would have to say ninja though
Feb 14 2007 6:47PM
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Piste.Off
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seriously soon as a jedi sees this he will crap himself
Feb 14 2007 7:06PM
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fuzz.
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jedi duh
Feb 14 2007 7:07PM
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bryceCTS
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whatever the ninja throws, the jedis can force back at them
Feb 14 2007 7:20PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Are you kidding me!? Jedi Knights would fucking own!
This isn't even debatable.
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Feb 14 2007 8:22PM
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Jamesl48
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A ninja would be no match for a Jedi.

The Jedi could sense the ninja's presence through disturbances in the force. The Jedi could then proceed to either "Jedi mind trick" the ninja, strike him with force lightning, push him down with the force, or simply slice him with his lightsaber.
Feb 14 2007 8:40PM
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da-bling
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jedi. most def. they can move stuff with their minds
Feb 14 2007 8:51PM
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leckett1
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jedi hands down
Feb 14 2007 10:53PM
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unchyll
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dude how could you even argue jedis can like throw shit with there head ninjas have to make contact with the person plus jedis have sweet light sabers so even if the ninja gets passed the mind powers he aint getting with in 6 feet of that jedi nigga
wow i sound like a nerd
Feb 14 2007 11:01PM
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Love_Wins.
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I'm going to have to say Jedi on this one, not taking anything from Ninjas...but Jedi have the edge, with or without weapons.
Feb 15 2007 12:01AM
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LS.
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NIJIA
Feb 15 2007 12:02AM
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9o2mdkNamzz1_1
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First off by taknig away Light sabers you take away part of the jedi already. So already this is unbalanced. what you need to find the ebst is the jedi with the lightsaber and the ninja with all his tools as well.

I think jedi would win just due to force sense which disables the ninjas sneaking skills which is there main offense. Without it they arent half as strong. Jedi's being the best at combat will destroy a ninja if the ninja is unble to get the jump on a jedi... Lightsabers chop swords as well i supopseeeeee
Feb 15 2007 12:08AM
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Drewykins
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siths are jedi. they are just evil. being a sith is just the way you think. although there were a race of sith, but they are long dead.
Feb 15 2007 12:08AM
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Mat.
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Jedi for sure.
Maybe a really shitty jedi vs one of those crazy motherfuckers from hidden dragons crouching tigers.
Feb 15 2007 12:21AM
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