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Mater Plan

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jibberkid69
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here it is, first, all the sick skiers and snowboarders, and anyone elso cool, get into thousands of space shultes.

second, we promtly destroy all the remaing people of the planet in massive nuculear explosions.

third, we come back to earth, and in the following nuculear winter we will be able to ski all year, and we won't have to deal with goobers



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Jun 21 2003 3:34PM
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cj
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but then there wouldnt be any chairlifts, and no offence, but a bunch of skiers and snowobarders couldnt design and build a chairlift. mabe if we got dropped at the top of the mauntain then went down, but killing everyone on earth is not worth one run....wait, ya it is.

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Jun 21 2003 3:36PM
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Knewnews
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sounds like a good plan... lets do it.... i will start the rockets someone else start rounfing up the nukes!
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Jun 21 2003 3:57PM
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Lateralis
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i got a mater plan too,its called sticking it in my gf and blowing a huge load inside her


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Jun 21 2003 4:25PM
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jibberkid69
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Lateralis why do you always have to have a better plan then me



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Jun 21 2003 5:57PM
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Lateralis
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because i always do,thats it thats all


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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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Jun 21 2003 7:57PM
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gambino500014
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ok we will do both plans..... we will kill everyone except skiiers, boarders and lateralis girlfriend then after were done doing our one run we will all stick it in her
-Nick Iwanyhsyn

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Jun 21 2003 8:07PM
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tan
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i'm game


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Jun 21 2003 8:33PM
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jibberkid69
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in retrospect, it would be a good idea to also round up all lesbian/bisexual porn stars, and models around



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Jun 21 2003 9:20PM
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jibberkid69
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also, leave florida and the carribian alone, same with hawaii



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Jun 21 2003 9:20PM
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sherLocke
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yeah you would have to get a bunch of hot chicks too cuz think about it, the number of skier and snowboarder chicks compared to the number of skier and snowboarder guys is really small. thered would be like 1 girl per 20 guys, might cause some problems.
-paul


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Jun 21 2003 10:09PM
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CalgaryJibber
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or might not cause some problems? MORESOME!
'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

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Jun 21 2003 10:11PM
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sherLocke
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yeah cuz having sex with a girl with 19 other guys is so much fun. what is wrong with you man are you gay!?
-paul


'Evan Raps may say it one way,Olsen may say it the other, and your crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor may say something completely different.
What makes any person right?'
-ghostdragon

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Jun 21 2003 10:38PM
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theBOSS.
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Nuclear winters wouldnt actually be 'winters', like with snow and everything. It is just the term used for the time when the fallout comes back to earth and the radiation kills us all. Wed be better off hurling a big meteor into the earth so the dust rises up and stuff, or erupting MT st helens 400x more powerfly
Jun 21 2003 10:44PM
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rossi900
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^ ross how come you have to come up with all those science terms and ruin all of our plans! haha jus messin
Jun 21 2003 10:47PM
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Knewnews
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shit you guys blew it.... what am i going to do with the rockets i mean come on.
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Jun 22 2003 3:11AM
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jibberkid69
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how about this cruz, we destroy the planet with nuculer bombs, then we hit it with an astroid, then everyone is happy



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Jun 22 2003 3:02PM
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Lateralis
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no one will be happy,we'll all be dead


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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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Jun 22 2003 3:13PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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how about we just knock the earth out of its orbit so it gets really cold and snows all the time.

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Jun 22 2003 9:15PM
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theBOSS.
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And then we will run out of food. What always starts at the bottom of the food chain? Plants. No Sun = No plants. Think guys.
Jun 22 2003 10:15PM
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