My uncle always likes to tell us at thanksgiving that we will all have corn in our poop in the morning. Then one year someone asked my and no one knew. That should be something that is taught in school.
MMMMmmmm CORN.... So wait a sec, i know you look down and see the kernls of corn, but does the inside digest at all? If it doesn't digest at all can you eat nothing but corn and have it go right through so and not get fat like Sam Caylor?
Could you loose like 30 pounds on an all corn Diet.
oh yeah! well my uncle has got a PhD in 'corn digestion for the human body and why it leaves polka dots in your shit' so beat that, bitch!
everyone is entitled to the above opinion.
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Theres a section on the bikepath i ride somethimes- it smells like creamed corn- i think its cuase theres a golfcoarse
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corn is yummy...but one time I went to Chilis, and they give you corn with every meal you order. so I go to eat my corn, and it's CAKED in salt!!! I tried biting it, and it was disgusting! They had absolutely no right to SALT my corn. Even if they did, they certainly should not pour a whole box of salt on it...
i like corn on the cob but i cant stand corn off the cob. One time in FLA, they deep-fried my corn on the cob. It was so gross. They fucking deep-fried corn. I was gonna go beat the chefs ass for it. Stupid southerners.
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on cob is excellent. off cob is okay.. im not a big fan, its okay in like taco salad or something.. but just regular isnt that good. need lots of butter
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