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To be a christian band...

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PurpleSkier
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do you have to have 3 words in your groups name?
Feb 7 2007 5:33AM
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Mr_Bojangles
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Yes.
Feb 7 2007 8:06AM
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GnarBurger
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you also have to look away from the camera at nothing in your album shot (faith+2)
Feb 7 2007 8:11AM
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skibum1854
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My favorite christian rock band is the PoonTang Clan
Feb 10 2007 7:34PM
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charmander
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to be a christian band u have to fuck each other in the ass every night
Feb 10 2007 7:40PM
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timmi
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do you need to hate on people for having religion?
Feb 10 2007 7:57PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Just take a pop song and replace all the words "Baby" with "Jesus" - instant Christian Rock hit.
Feb 10 2007 8:02PM
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timmi
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"HIT ME JESUS ONE MORE TIME!"
Feb 10 2007 8:04PM
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sowstochd
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lmao
Feb 10 2007 8:06PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Haha, I would buy it!
Feb 10 2007 8:31PM
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ilikeplants
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word
Feb 10 2007 8:33PM
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SteezePatrol
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totally. you saw what happened to token.
Feb 10 2007 8:35PM
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Piste.Off
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FAITH+1

Feb 10 2007 8:50PM
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Literature
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LOL.

Feb 10 2007 9:16PM
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golf
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"bringin' jesus back"
Feb 10 2007 9:30PM
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Arabian.
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JESUS GOT BACK!!

Feb 10 2007 9:39PM
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skisebski
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underoath

thats one word.
Feb 10 2007 9:41PM
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t_rob
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one word CREED. At least i think that were a christina band.
Feb 10 2007 10:19PM
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DDrem.
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i want my jesus back, jesus back, jesus back, chiliiiii's jesus back ribs
Feb 10 2007 10:31PM
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Black-Bandanna
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bwahahahahahaha
Feb 10 2007 10:33PM
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Mr_Bojangles
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But it's three syllables.
Feb 10 2007 10:59PM
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ThaLetterM.
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and super queer to boot
Feb 11 2007 12:25AM
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slaydave
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ahaha CHRISTIAN HARDCORE DUDE!!!!
Feb 11 2007 12:30AM
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ThaLetterM.
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XXXXHARDXXXXCOREXXXX XXXJESUSXXX
Feb 11 2007 12:32AM
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charmander
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yhey were and got famous and tehn they were like yeah were not christian anymore we wanna actualyl be a non gay rock banmd now :)
Feb 11 2007 1:36AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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relient k and switchfoot aren't 3 words or 3 syllables.
Feb 11 2007 1:39AM
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J_Walk
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lol reminds me of a christain band called.. XDeathstarX .. no joke christian hardcore.
Feb 11 2007 2:25AM
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charmander
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why is there christian rock in the first place?
Feb 11 2007 2:26AM
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t_rob
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"JESUS DIED FOR US," growled the singer of deathstar
Feb 11 2007 2:45AM
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J_Walk
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In my opinion that question was "dumb".
Feb 11 2007 2:46AM
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PLJaCks
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maybe for the people who like rock music, but want to hear christian lyrics... just a thought
Feb 11 2007 4:50AM
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killabees
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dont you mean south park
Feb 11 2007 12:18PM
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charmander
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but isnt rock supposed to be the devils music?
just a thought but my grandma believes everyone that doesnt play jazz/classical is going to hell for throwing in with satan
Feb 11 2007 8:19PM
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efritzz
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ROFL. WTF?
Feb 11 2007 8:24PM
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Elijah.
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Grits isn't 3 words..
Feb 11 2007 8:38PM
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timmi
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norma jean isnt 3 words!
Feb 11 2007 8:44PM
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CMF
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the only problem i have with christianity is how hard they push it on others.
Feb 11 2007 9:10PM
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nitsua
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not everyone whos a christian does. im a christian and i dont.
Feb 11 2007 9:13PM
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mattster
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and all you pagans dont know how to act
Feb 11 2007 9:24PM
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skicraze123
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to be in a christian band you need to suck alot of cock and forget everything you knew about making good music
Feb 11 2007 9:26PM
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saskskier
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a)i am a christian and have a hard time finding christian music i like. most of it is terrible, especially "rock".
b)rock isn't the devils music though some might think it is
c)jazz and classical music is good from time to time, but not always
Feb 11 2007 9:42PM
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leckett1
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wow...way to generalize an entire genre. theres even christian metal bands. and one of them Ultimatum is actually really good
Feb 11 2007 9:44PM
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BFFset.
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bwahahaha
Feb 11 2007 10:15PM
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skierbabe420
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of course you would!
Feb 11 2007 10:28PM
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da-bling
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just did an episode on southpark about this
Feb 11 2007 10:48PM
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~*LoLa*~
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bahhahha thats awsome
Feb 11 2007 10:53PM
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J_Walk
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lol your not sterityping... (sp)
Feb 12 2007 7:34PM
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ktollefson_1080
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hahahahha
Feb 12 2007 7:35PM
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J_Walk
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oh in case you cant tell i was being sarcastic...
and i am christian, and i listen to metal
therefore i know a few christian metal bands, and even CHRISTIAN DEATH METAL, and some of the bands are good.
Feb 12 2007 7:36PM
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RudyGarmisch
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You love my weird music, come on!
Feb 12 2007 7:38PM
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K2skipunk
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That was the very first thing I thought of.
Feb 12 2007 7:39PM
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