i like to wank it on the school bus, to the bus driver, in the seat behind her, so i have to put it away fast when she looks in the mirror. It gives me a mad rush. but also, i like to go to the zoo, go into the lion pit, stand on a rock, wank it and get out without being eaten. that's danger wanking
Here are a few suggestions on ways to get rid of a roommate:
Collect potatoes. paint faces on them and give them names. name one after your roommate. separate your roommate's potato from the others. wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "he just didn't belong."