'Answer these 7 questions for eternal life'
1.If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?
2.If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?
3.Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
4. After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
5.Why is it called a 'building' when it is already built?
6.What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
7.If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?