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"My brother also took a shit right after that, yes, INSIDE the car in bumper to bumper traffic. He took a shit in the car, he layed down napkins all over the floor and shit all over them it was so funny." ~ec156
“When I run, when I'm high, I just forget to get tired." ~mothaeast
One time my mom was like what are you listening to and I was like"elton john"and she was like "relly I didnt think you liked that kind of music" and I was like"featuring Tupac bitch JEA JEA" ---gunitthuggin
"ive always thought that when you die you get to do ski jumps that are all of the air that youve ever gotten in your life combined and you get the chance to do a super trick." skinlikewinter
yep, friday night these girls spent 20 minutes making us pose for pictures, already on myspace sat. afternoon
Dude you can't tape over tapes. The actual scotch tape inside will catch fire and explode. As this explosion happens, it well send off nuclear waste, killing millions within a 5 mile radius. Then after that, your body will give off herpes to the whole world and we will all die. Make sure to NEVER tape over.-[e]Heath
And the sign said long-haired freaky people need not apply,
So I tucked my hair up under my hat
And I went in to ask him why,
He said, "You look like a fine upstandin' young lad.
I think you'll do",
So I took off my hat and said, "Imagine that,
huh , me workin' for you."
definitly, i like how you see where everyones from the other day i looked at my friend list and was like holy shit i know all of these people. I actaully know more of my facebook friends than myspace friends and i have 300ish more myspace friends.
haha yea, I have a myspace I rarely use and get the creepiest messages from guys, but some are hilarious... this one gangsta with a grill sent me a message - "I deserve you... you need to be fuckin wit a real nigga ma - get at me." hahaha classic