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skierdudeguy
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i fainted today. i was sucking helium from dis ballon, and i musta took 2 much, cuz i blacked out. ive felt sick ever since [3 1/2 hours ago]. it sucks. i cut my back on my brick fireplace. who all has blacked out?
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Jun 18 2003 9:08PM
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weazelzb
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i fainted in the middle of a wedding... i was a groomsman


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Jun 18 2003 9:12PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
you should bang your head on a table while holding your breath, it gets rid of the pain. do it untill you feel really dizzy

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Jun 18 2003 9:14PM
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CTripper
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me and my friend used to like to make ourselves pass out, it was stupid as hell. I blacked out and fell on his heater vent and burned my back. We used to breathe really hard, then stand against a wall and we would push our hands on the other ones throat.
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Jun 18 2003 9:24PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
good idea man. i hear its wicked fun. im thinking of trying it, should i just use a knife to cut my throat so i wont breathe tho

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Jun 18 2003 9:29PM
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theBOSS.
Posts: 4705 - Karma: 496
We had a holding our breath contest one day and I blacked out. It sounded like a train was coming at me and then I woke up on the floor. Fun fun. Not to mention the countless skiing accidents
Jun 18 2003 9:31PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
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when I went to visit my mum in the hospital after she was in a heli crash, the whole sitch was soooo overwhelming that I saw spots and passed out. fuuuun times.
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Jun 18 2003 9:32PM
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Girays_Brother
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at a dance i was sucking helium and came super close to fainting and when i was sick i did it feels so cool

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Jun 18 2003 9:40PM
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Newskoolkavana
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i fainted in church once........ damn that god. then i got really dehaydrated one day and was sucking in helium that night at my school (which is right next to the church) graduation and ended up puking on the church lawn, my way to get back at god



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Jun 18 2003 9:48PM
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Muppet
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this thread is funny.

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Jun 18 2003 9:51PM
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jono
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one time my friend made him self pass out to get attention i think, but he was sitting on a ledge and fell off, hit his head on the concrete and had a siezure. but siezures arnt very much fun, i had mild heat stroke once, and then ate some poisoned food i think and just fell over and started twitching out hard core, ohh dear.
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Jun 18 2003 9:54PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
maybe its because i hit my head, maybe its because this is just funny, but im cracking up sooooooo hard rite now! hahahahahaha!
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Jun 18 2003 11:54PM
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lineskier10
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i had a messed up heat stroke once, i got mad weak, then i had tunnel vision and my vision was all rainbowy and wavy, it was crazy
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Jun 18 2003 11:57PM
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Krongos
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one time i was on a ride at six flags and when it held me upside down, all these white dots started flying into my vision from the outside and i blacked out for like 5 seconds, it was weird cuz ive ridden that ride so many times
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Jun 18 2003 11:59PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
ah god, this whole thread makes me laugh, sooo funny! hahahahaha!!! man, im dying here
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Jun 18 2003 11:59PM
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Whistlermann
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yeah... these experiences are hilarious. But before anyone dies from helium i just have to say, don't suck it right from the hellium tank, you will die... It is pressureized and comes out super fast, and explodifys your lungs, not very fun.


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Jun 19 2003 12:01AM
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ductapeboy
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I like fainting. sometimes when I stand up real fast, I get like a head rush... then if I swing my head down between my knees then up again real fast.... yea that usually does it for me... then you get that cool feeling where everything goes black at the edges... then it come in till I can't see anything... then I don't even feel when I fall down... I just have odd bruises and cuts and shit from the stuff I hit on the way down.... but yea... its fun shit.


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Jun 19 2003 12:16AM
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Krongos
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yeah that happens to me
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Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jun 19 2003 12:19AM
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Knewnews
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^ i hate that when you havent moved for a while and all the blood leaves your head... you get all dizzy and i like always fall back down to where i was... i don't like it.
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Jun 19 2003 12:19AM
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ductapeboy
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^ you don't like it... you are a sissy. ha ha. sissy.


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Jun 19 2003 12:25AM
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icecreamsandwich
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i faint pretty easily in the summer..when its real hot out ..i tend to get overheated and dehyrated then i faint...i have fainted at a bunch of concerts....and sometimes when im hung over i faint. yes.

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Jun 19 2003 1:28AM
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Lord_Piot
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i think its pretty funny how you cant hold your breath till you die.

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Jun 19 2003 1:43AM
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SaraJ
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I fainted when I was on the toilet once. I was really sick and made a mess on the floor.

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Jun 19 2003 3:20AM
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Bangor
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^ hahahahah....

i passed out when i fell on this icy shit the day after it rained, and my sorry ass and all my ski shit wouldn't stop me from sliding down the steep shit.... i ended up hitting a snomaker, a tree, and i think i bounced off of a boulder or 2....

i don't remember it too well....
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Jun 19 2003 10:30AM
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skierdudeguy
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just an extention of the dont suck it from the tank deal, also, its really cold, so it freezes your throat.
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Jun 27 2003 2:14PM
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never_summer
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i passed out on my first attemt on a back flip back in the day...under rotated and landed on my neck....i wuz lucky it didnt snap


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Jun 27 2003 2:24PM
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ski8990
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i passed out one time when i held my breath for too long. haha it was fun. except i had a broken arm and it would of really sucked if i had landed on it but luckily i didnt. a couple days ago i got knocked out from getting hit in the head with a baseball. that wasnt very much fun



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Jun 27 2003 3:53PM
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stephen_beast
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i've passed out twice but its all good just eat and drink and your good to go, i fainted and got to go home from school and then went to hockey and scored a few goals it was a good day but that was back in grade 4


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Jun 27 2003 8:05PM
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Anson
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when i tore my rotator cuff i blacked out when i tried to lift somthing with my right arm
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Jun 27 2003 11:19PM
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