Well Lois I tried finding my creativity like you said, first I took an art class...
Am..Am I supposed to draw the penis?
Then I tried sculpting...
Am..Am I supposed to sculpt the penis?
Then I tried music...
Am..Am I supposed to conduct with my penis?
I was starting to think there was nothing that I would be good at, but then I realised that this is it. Lois my penis belongs on stage
'CJ is the freakin' post creating god' - *cowboy*
'CJ is a the lord of the hotties' - EC-Andrew
'You are my hero CJ' - Diabhal
'CJ makes the world go round, without him, my life would be a mass of dead flies sitting on a log of dog shit' - MiKeE
'yes cj, you are a god. If it weren't for you, I don't know what I'd do... I'd just have to die!' - ElasmoSkiChick
'god cock and balls cj, god damn cock and balls' - SamCaylor
'cj, donít leave, youíre our god' -CanadianSkiGod
women all the way, break it down
Man-stronger, single tasked, enormous sex drive, decisions based on logic, are better car drivers, but smell, are ugly, hairy, and most have small boobs
Women-make there decisions solely on emotion/hormone, are incredibly unreliable, are too sensitive, but smell nice, look great, and its easier to stick my massive cock in some chicks pussy.
Girls are dumb. That and they have that gross monthly thing every month and get all pissy.
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men... If I was a woman I would be so pissed all the time that men are better at almost everything. How can you live knowing that whatever you do, there will always be a man there to beat it.
Mcdonalds...A Bum's best friend
the majority of women are so selfish it's unbelievable
-Caleb SMS Session 2
''...ride away clean and smiling, and taunt the rail by waving around your middle finger at it. (Note: if you have mittens on then it's important to take them off before performing this procedure).'' -Boyd Easley (on rail sliding)
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