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petek
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For anybody who loves Kung Fu movies (and not just movies with Kung Fu in them), you HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS MOVIE.
I watched it while high last night, it was INSANE. By far the most elaborate, choreographed movie I have ever seen
Some may call some parts cheesey, but jesus, its a fucking Martial Arts film. Either way, you get to witness about 100 broken limbs (in one scene alone), an extended scene where Tony Jaa just fucks up everybody in a building, 4 guys throwing an elephant, cannibalism, and a trannie with a whip.
Feb 4 2007 1:49PM
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twix_182
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that 4 min shot is sick when hes fighting all those people while going up the stairs of the building. the funniest part though has to be when the guy grabs that baby elephants leg and throws it
Feb 4 2007 1:52PM
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french_fry
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It's one of those movies that are so cheezy they make you laugh...aka I thought it sucked, I mean you gotta have somewhat of a decent plot, even in a Kung Fu movie.
However, the cinematography and image quality were really good, and Tony Jaa is still the man.
Feb 4 2007 4:14PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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that movie was like a porn, the plot sucked but the action was amazing.  That movie was fucking ridiculous, when he takes on all those huge guys and the bitch with the whip, unreAl
Feb 4 2007 5:19PM
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shibby
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Yeah I watched it 2 nights ago and the fight scenes were dopesauce. Definitely worth picking up if you like a good Kung Fu movie.
Feb 4 2007 6:00PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
sounds cool?
Feb 4 2007 8:50PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
what the hell? i swear i saw this movie on DVD a year ago
Feb 4 2007 9:10PM
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JFro1213
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Yeah this movie came out in Australia and Thailand in 2004, I torrented it a while back.
Feb 4 2007 9:12PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
dude, you are totally not a kung fu movie fan, but a movie with kung fu fan.
Feb 4 2007 11:24PM
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Ware
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yeah this movie was fuckin dope... so sick when he charges the huge dude that kept fuckin him up and worked his ass.
Feb 4 2007 11:35PM
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