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Ridiculous

I'm trying to break the world record for shitting leather handbags

In order to do this I've been eating tonnes of this stuff.

Does anyone know of anything else I can eat to get the same effect?

I'm starting the BEEF JERKY posse

as in Make mine a good BEEF JERKING lover

I don't expect many people will join

Feb 2 2007 9:54PM

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No Life

i LOVE beef jerky

Feb 2 2007 9:55PM

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No Life

but im not joining your cult

Feb 2 2007 9:55PM

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Ridiculous

how about you try eating actual leather handbags? get back to us on that one...

Feb 2 2007 9:58PM

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Ridiculous

beef jerky is the "shit", sometimes I make home made beef jerky soo good!

Feb 2 2007 9:58PM

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No Life

shes hardcore...

Feb 2 2007 10:19PM

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Crazy Fool

i love beef jerky, how can you make somthing so good into something so gay?

Feb 2 2007 10:23PM

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Crazy Fool

i want into your crazy cultist thingy

Feb 2 2007 10:23PM

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Crazy Fool

Reading this thread title made me want beef jerky sooooo bad.

Feb 2 2007 10:25PM

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No Life

so you mean you have rockhard shit? everyone knows you eat fibre and drink water for that... drink metamucil!

Feb 2 2007 10:32PM

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Ridiculous

you suck

Feb 2 2007 10:52PM

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vaginasaurus^^^

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Newb

what the fuck is your problem?
uhh why would you want to eat beef jerkey adn shitt leather handbags?
do you really have nothign else to do with your life?

Feb 2 2007 11:26PM

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@th1337

I had a friend who roomed with me freshman year. We went to Cancun with a bunch of peeps and he wanted to slim down. He ate nothing but Jerky, nuts and Odwalla's for two weeks and dropped 10 pounds. He smelled like shit tho, and farted constantly.

Feb 2 2007 11:28PM

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Addict

shes dumb...

Feb 2 2007 11:31PM

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Addict

i love beef jerky, just not checking my poop. do you poke it to make sure it is the right texture as a leather hand-bag? ewwwww. i know when i poop i want to flush it as fast as i can cuz it smells like doo doo.

Feb 3 2007 1:58AM

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Insane

my drug dealing roommate freshman year didn't work out but he would eat that protein powder shit straight from the jar, he smelled like a fucking barnyard and you could actually smell him coming down the hall.

he also didn't shower... he pretended to but would come back completely dry.

Feb 3 2007 2:08AM

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vaginasaurus^^^

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Newb

haha yah im totally with you plop flush evacuate as fast as possible

Feb 3 2007 2:24AM

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Pro

bahahaha
thats halirous

Feb 3 2007 2:28AM

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Addict

just a question, do you sift your poop, like with one of those little kiddy beach tools? cuz thats gross if you do. i still stick with what i said before. poop, and flush, FAST!

Feb 3 2007 2:37AM

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Insane

Correction: She is as hard as a core.

Feb 3 2007 11:16AM

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No Life

anita please give up, you were so last month...no one cares about you anymore.

Feb 3 2007 11:49AM

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Insane

Aaaah, we don't have that in Quebec. Sad caus its not bad eh...

Feb 3 2007 4:55PM

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Insane

man beef jerky is so good

Feb 3 2007 6:02PM

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Addict

haha, what an epic thought

Feb 3 2007 6:07PM

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Insane

ur disgusting

Feb 3 2007 6:44PM

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Addict

girls dont poop

Feb 3 2007 8:41PM

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Addict

its about to be a, girl fight WOOOOAAAOOOOOOH!

Feb 3 2007 9:30PM

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Newb

omg you are so lame.

Feb 9 2007 6:29PM

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No Life

omg sweet first post.

Feb 9 2007 6:32PM

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Wannabe

i love you.

Apr 8 2007 4:46AM

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Loner

hahahahhaa

Apr 8 2007 11:48AM

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Insane

ive had kangaroo and aligator jerkey before, it was pretty damn good

Apr 8 2007 11:49AM

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Ridiculous

ew your gross

Jul 25 2007 4:46AM

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Insane

haha the lady who makes a thread bout her gnarley shit is calling someone gross.

Jul 25 2007 4:52AM

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thenakedcellist

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best shit ever

Jul 25 2007 12:15PM

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Ridiculous

YEAHH and what are you doing???

Jul 25 2007 12:19PM

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Crazy Fool

i thought you died? i was so fucking happy. good way to come back shitfuck.

Jul 25 2007 12:23PM

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Ridiculous

okay why are you eating beef jerky

Jul 25 2007 12:46PM

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Crazy Fool

bahhahaa

Jul 25 2007 1:03PM

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Crazy Fool

not to be a dick homie but were you here when she was around? im pretty sure your join date was after this thread was made...

Jul 25 2007 2:37PM

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TheButterHashira

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Crazy Fool

i like pepper and a1 flavored jerky.

Jul 25 2007 2:41PM

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bigwhite.steeze

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Crazy Fool

does anyone else look back and think that anitaskis was just a clever alias?

Jul 25 2007 5:21PM

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Addict

what an awesome thread...

Jul 25 2007 5:28PM

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Crazy Fool

agreed

Jul 25 2007 5:31PM

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TheButterHashira

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they dont fart,or burp either. if they didnt bitch they would explode

Jul 25 2007 5:33PM

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Beef Jerky

Yummmmmm

Jul 25 2007 6:37PM

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Addict

for 730 posts?

you must really not want anyone to know who she was...or was this you?

hmmm....

Jul 29 2007 12:29AM

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that stuff is the best.

Jul 29 2007 12:40AM

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Insane

where do u get aligator jerky??????

Jul 29 2007 12:42AM

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an aligator.

Jul 29 2007 12:45AM

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Crazy Fool

shits weak. jack link's is where its at.

Click for larger image

Jul 29 2007 12:45AM

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