So me and a couple buddies are all chillin at my friends house today. I was sitting on the couch and they were all around the kitchen. They were talking about dog treats or something and they were like, 'so and so ate one once.', and i was like 'i'll eat one.'. So my friend Dan goes into his pantry and hands me a small light brown delite. It smelled like play-doh but I put it in my mouth anyway. It tasted like sand and wheat, which would be one of the best tasting items that were lined up next. I finished that and decided push myself to the next level. I said to my friend dan, 'Pass me a centrum.' he throws it at me and I start chewing it up. Holy bitter, that was rough. At that moment, all my friends dove for the pantry to find other delacacies to make me eat. Next up was a boilion cube (sp?), wow that shit was salty. Steak flavored, yum. I gagged once but made it down. One of my friends handed me a bottle of grey poupon, and with a few bangs of that shit to get it to the bottom i went bottoms up and starting chugging that shit like there was no tommorow. Another friend made me chase it with a few gulps of international delight creamer (vanilla). This wasn't so bad at all anymore. Then out comes the chocolate baking powder. It smelt good, so I took a huge spoon-full and plopped it into my mouth. Holy shit was that gross. I had the worst cotton-mouth acheiveable and I was coughing out powder through my nose. I was choking. Someone through a bottle of maple syrup at me and I started chugging it, I could finally breathe. I felt dizzy after. But I had completed my mission. I had done the unthinkable and lived to tell this story.